Complete this: Clinton built the "Bridge to the 21st Century," then Bush..

[begin_within]

[peekaloo]

1. extended it to the 18th century.

[thecrow]

2. B* is building the dirt road to worldwide disaster

[lse7581011]

3. Burned It Down!

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Burned that sucka down.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Allowed Al Qaeda to fly a plane into it.

[Snotcicles]

29. he he n/t

[Warpy]

6. Blew it up

put up a barrier, and forced the country back to the nineteenth century.

[Fenris]

7. Uncovered the antique bridge underneath it

You know, the one with "Hoover Wuz Here" carved into its teak balustrade?

[kentuck]

8. Bush thought it was the Bridge over the River Kwai.

:(

[guinivere]

9. refused to cross it

[newyawker99]

28. Hi guinivere!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[DistressedAmerican]

10. ...Sold It To The Saudis!

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[WLKjr]

11. Sold it to corporate America

[jean]

12. but bush took the off ramp to 1900

the other thing about the bridge to the 21st century...bush is trying to go under it with our ship of state and crashing. Poppy didn't teach his son well - you need to take the road, idiot!

[amber dog democrat]

13. diverted it to the 13th Century

Nothing like a centuriesof religeous warfare and a Xtian theocracy to put things in context.
Its nice that we can sanction torture too.
And having a crusade is an extra bonus.

[sacxtra]

14. Bought an electronic digitized voting system

[jean]

17. good move making the unsuspecting voter blue! Have you sent this far and

wide? What a great graphic!

[NervousRex]

15. Let half of us cross it...

then blew it up.

[RobertSeattle]

16. ..decided to take a detour

[EVDebs]

19. ...made sure we'd all be living under it ! n/t

[zbdent]

20. tossed his cookies over the side

in a drunken orgy while still in his "flight suit" . . .

[zbdent]

21. hung the burned bodies of dead Iraqi innocents from its girders

. . .

[oasis]

22. "Dug the tunnel to hell".

[johnfunk]

23. ... was caught necking underneath it with his wife Condi...

... while his pals John Ass-KKKroft and Don Rumsfeld torched the bridge.

[begin_within]

24. Put up toll booths at both ends and the middle, but forgot to staff them.

[mmonk]

25. Drove across it in a 20th century tank

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. ... pissed on it until it collapsed

see http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2004/nov/28/yehey/top_stories/20041128top5.html

[Catherine Vincent]

27. "....Refused to Cross It with the people of America!"

This thread is Nominated!

[Snotcicles]

30. refused to fund it. So he made the working poor pay for it. n/t

[LizW]

31. ...dismantled it and stole the materials. n/t

[jdj]

32. pushed America off of it.

[Mr_Spock]

33. Nuked the ever-lovin' shit out of it.

I wonder why Dumbya hates America so much?

[Riding this Donkey]

34. Then Bush who didn't know how to build a bridge..........

tore it down to see if he could figure it out and hasn't been able to put it back together.


on edit: Sort of like Humpty Dumpty!