Bush and Wife Off to the Rescue of our Nation's Youth

[Crankie Avalon]

"Are y'all studyfying to be the next Condi Rice, little girl?"


"OK, now wave your hand...This new techno-ology behind
Pickles's remote control chip makes me proud to be a Murkan!!!"


"Sorry, You're going to be left behind, after all
...hehehehehheheh."


"Hmmmmm...how can a compassionate conpervertive like me
show how sincere and in touch I am with these black schoolchildrens?
I know! I'll give 'em a basketball court!"


"How cute! Looks like the Little Woman wants to say something,
too, folks..."


"...why I oughtta..."


"Astronaut? Well, li'l partner, the way to become an astronaut
is by joining the US of A's military, first. Why not go talk to the
nice recruiter over there, right now?"

[BlueJazz]

1. "If you think I'm going to push for a raise of the minimum wage....

...for your parents, you little f*ckers don't know me at all...."

[jeanarrett]

2. Hilarious! I love your bylines. . . does it look like

Pickles is leaning away from him? Maybe he has bad breath or maybe she knows something we don't!

[comsymp]

3. Great captions-

Hard to pick a favorite, but I'm leaning towards the last one

[kliljedahl]

4. Nice Job Congrats

[soup]

5. nicely done, Crankie!

Thanks.

Now, what about this one?


oops - edit to add link for pic:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050307/photos_pl_afp/050307231320_f56sbkv6_photo0&e=5&ncid=1617

[peekaloo]

6. I knew it! I was going to comment that in the first pic he's

thinking about touching her hair!

Nice work Crankie and thanks for the addition, soup.

I'm so sick of looking at this bastard.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "Sorry, kid...I just ain't into this...

...maybe it'd be a different story if you'd shave your head, though." (See link: http://rigorousintuition.blogspot.com/2005/02/smoking-scalp.html)

[soup]

9. SCORE! LOL n/t

[radfringe]

7. so are we now looking at

some kids will be left behind part 2? or is it the War on Children?

more fluff and puff photo ops -- sigh.... just stick him in a clown suit and send him to McDonalds

[radwriter0555]

10. WOW, and they're such stellar role models & have raised such lovely

young ladies... well, aside from drunken orgies, chain smoking, snorting blow in night club restrooms, and suggested lesbian affairs...

Regular pillars of society, along with daddy's statutory rape of a minor and her subsequent forced illegal abortion, his drinking and drug convictions, insider trading, involvement with pals known to be drug kingpins and banking thieves, and Laura's drug and drinking and smoking addictions as well as her car accident killing her then boyfriend.

Yeah. Definitely GOP role models.