Does the author of Voice of the White House read DU?

[atommom]

I sometimes read his postings, mostly for entertainment. I find it hard to believe the man is really a WH insider .... he COULD be, but it often seems he's just yanking our chains.

That said, I had to pass this one on:

There is a rumor going the rounds of the Press Corps that in real life Ann Coulter is a man. He/she was once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark when he/she was a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation being paid for by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a hog-farming fortune. The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane in the Press Room is that ONLY a gay man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are saying that his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a Copenhagen sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after the hormone shots took effect.

Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life is a VERY plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business for the brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all that Danish foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the livestock.

http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a1432.htm

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. I dunno, I always take him with a grain of salt

but oh boy, oh boy, imagine for a second if it came out that coulter is truly a man....

Now snap out of it


though there were other thigns in there that were more critical.. there is discontent in the highest corridors of power... and I suspect there is some scheeming ongoing as well

[atommom]

2. It just sounded so much like something that might be said here

at DU .... ;)

[JohnnyRingo]

3. If the White House flew the webmaster down for a long weekend

in Gitmo......He'd tell who "Voice Of The White House" is.

But would GW Buxh do that?

[atommom]

4. I wouldn't put it past him.

[RubyCat]

5. Time to start a new thread: Coulter Wrinkles, part 1

How I wish this rumor was true!