Bush has gotten smarter..

[Laura PourMeADrink]

http://www.nosob.com/ebonics.htm

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." 8.11.1994

[DeaconBlues]

1. Jesus

Did he really say this? It reads like an "F" paper from a semi-literate seventh-grader.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. So this website says. Was he governor then?

[mediaman007]

2. If he is full of shit, will he float?

[DireStrike]

6. We need to find some large scales, and a duck... -nt-

[redirish28]

9. lmao!

[OneBlueSky]

3. only by default . . . there was only one direction he could go . . . n/t

.

[etherealtruth]

5. If he was able to pronounce the words in the quote correctly...

... He has gotten smarter.

Actually, I can't laugh about the fact that he is a moron; it disturbs me far too much!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. I know -- but I'm totally convinced he is just a puppet - especially

after I read the timeline of 9/11 - what he did that day minute by minute. Cheney ran the show -- he issued the orders and kept B** away from DC

http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/timeline.jsp?timeline=complete_911_timeline&day_of_911=bush

[etherealtruth]

8. Touche

[No Exit]

10. "... if there is ethanol, that means we can get a buzz...

... so why the hell are we hanging around here instead of going to the beach on Mars??"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. lol

[peekaloo]

11. He was smoking some really good bud!

:smoke:

Wow, like the universe, is sooooo expanding.

[journalist3072]

19. WAS smoking? How about, STILL IS! :

:)

[murray hill farm]

13. Duh!!!!

and double duh!!! Really..ha..what can you say...but thanks for the post...a funny read too.

[Fleshdancer]

14. "It's time for the human race to enter a solar system."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." 9.5.93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 9.18.95


"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George W. Bush may or may not make."


"We're all capable of making mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may have made."


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that is doing it."


"It's time for the human race to enter a solar system."

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. OMG -- Surely he didn't say that last line ! I hated science and

even I know better than that.

[Stirk]

15. Please tell me the fool didn't actually say that.

I knew he was stupid, but that's just beyond the pale.

[Fleshdancer]

16. Bush without a speech writer is an absolute disaster

I've come to the conclusion that Barbara must have been on drugs when pregnant with him. :shrug:

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. The Supreme FReeper.

No wonder they love/idolize him.

[journalist3072]

18. Intellectually lazy

Bush is intellectually lazy. What I find really disturbing is his incuriosity about the world around him.

One of the first things Bush's handlers told people in the new administration, back in 2001, was that Bush wasn't a big reader, so don't give him too many documents to read! What?! And they also told people that Bush likes to go to bed by 9PM.

Contrast that with President Clinton, who just constantly craved information, read all the time. Why? Because he realized that in order to make the right decisions for the American people, he needed all the available information at his disposal.