Complete this sentence: “If Republicans ran Hollywood, ...

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[northzax]

it would look exactly the same.

[mermaid]

1. No One Would Bitch About Actors Sharing Their Political Opinions!! n/t

[BrainRants]

2. It would be in debt.

Repubes cannot be trusted with money. Period.

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4. ha ha!

[GOPBasher]

LOL good point!

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. india's movies would look interesting

[Hugin]

5. We'd all be really tired of watching...

6,000 different versions of "The 10 Commandments".
6,000 different versions of "Rocky"... Oh, wait, that happened. ;)

[AgadorSparticus]

6. the gropenator would get an oscar for his thespian prowess in

gems like erasure and predator.

[andyhappy]

7. then the Rock would be famous

oops...he all ready is isn't he!

[politicaholic]

8. Don Knots would be the new Tom Cruise in Herbie the Love Bug 6...

Herbie kills the Terrorists.

[atommom]

9. movie tickets would cost $10,000 apiece, except for contributors.

;)

[liberal N proud]

10. We would be watching shows like

Touched by an Angel
The Dick Van Dyke show
Seventh Heaven
Fear Factor
News-like specials


What you would not see:
West Wing
24
CSI series
Law & Order
Jack & Bobbie

[JHB]

21. I must protest one of those...

...the Moral Scolds would never allow a show with "code" words like "dick" and "dyke" in the title. And the way he kept triping ('nother code word there) over that ottoman (y'know, as in Ottoman Empire, where Hashish was invented!), it undermined respect for the family patriarch.

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24. Aaaahkk! One of my favorite sitcoms and now I'll never see it the same way

[punpirate]

11. If Republicans ran Hollywood,...

... Hollywood would go broke.

[skypilot]

12. ...they'd end up moving it to Washington, D.C.

Oops, I'm too late.

[BuyingThyme]

13. they would move it to Texas.

[tanyev]

14. Pat Boone would still be making movies.

With Bo Derek.

[AgadorSparticus]

15. kirk cameron would be an A-lister.

actually, we were flipping through the channels last night and ran across him on one of those evangelical stations talking about marketing christianity better to convert more people. it all comes down to conversions. :puke:

[beyurslf]

16. I'd never watch movies

[beyurslf]

17. Ann Coulter would be a pin up

[GOPBasher]

18. There would be no gay characters, except for villains.

[LynneSin]

32. The people who would be villians would include

*Homosexuals
*Minorities
*Single Mothers
*Liberals (they would all look like Hippies)
*Femamists
*Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and anyone with the last name of Kennedy or Clinton
*Educated people

Have I covered everyone except Dumbass White males?

[GOPBasher]

33. You forgot all non-Christians.

[dave123williams]

19. Movies would suck even more than they do now?

[ben_packard]

20. A kissing scene would be controversial but

gun fights rated U

[Walt Starr]

22. We'd be talking about the 1347th remake of "The Bible"

:P

[stanwyck]

23. Drew Carey and Kelsey Grammar

would be leading men. And Angie Harmon would be able to get a feature movie role.
Too bad for the really good actors: Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Robin Williams, Meryl Streep, Jessica Lange...and on and on.
Movies would really suck.

[BurtWorm]

25. Janine Turner wouldn't be doing commericals for tear-making pills.

She'd be a super star!

[M155Y_A1CH]

26. The "good guys" would always win....

...by use of torture.


edit: oops, my bad...on second thought I go with the guy that said " It would look exactly the same".

[RaleighNCDUer]

27. Sydney would be the film capital of the world.

[MadHound]

28. Pay attention, Republicans and conservatives DO run Hollywood

Sure, most of your big name actors are liberals, but the people who actually run Hollywood, the studio execs, company presidents, the money men, are almost all conservatives. And sad to say, more and more actors are becoming conservative.

[LynneSin]

29. TV Couples would still be sleeping in separate beds aka "Father Knows Best

:eyes:

[ck4829]

30. the Celebs would be richer, there would be more time in the news...

dedicated to Celebrity happenings, there would be propaganda promoting the Christian Right, and the RW would still complain about the 'liberal' media.

[UdoKier]

31. The movies would be even more boring and stupid than they are.

And we would no longer be the number one purveyors of entertainment in the world. Sad, since it's almost the only industry we're still a clear leader in...

[RaleighNCDUer]

35. Actually, the Indian film industry produces more films, generates

more profits, and reaches a wider audience than Hollywood can ever dream of doing. Of course, a lot of it is Bollywood schlock, but they have at least as many high-quality films coming out every year as Hollywood does. We just don't see them, or if we do we see them sub-titled in art houses.

[tjwash]

34. Then all the movies would be made in India.

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