Karaoke Bush {PIX} >>>

[Stephanie]

What's he singing?




http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050302/480/dcsa10103021742

[ohio_liberal]

1. Oh this one is simple

"I did it myyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaay"

[jjmalonejr]

5. Check out my movie: My Way

www.malonezone.com

[troubleinwinter]

10. I award you this Oscar!

[jjmalonejr]

17. Thanks

Judging from the "Liar" picture in your post, I'm betting your favorite movie in the running for Oscars this year was "Sideways".

LOL. Har har, hardee har har. :)

[Demit]

2. "Jeremiah was a Bulldog...er...bullfrog..."

[PleadTheFirst]

3. "If I only had a Brain ..."

:)

[Dhalgren]

4. "It's raining men!"

[jdots]

6. " Springtime for Hitler in Chermony "

then he malls " Disco Inferno " for 14 minutes.....It's break time so chimp has 7 mountain dews with gin,an eight ball of weasel dust,some Afgani hash and 6 valiums.
He is a hard act to follow , lets hope we can cut his set short and get a human on stage.

[hippiegranny]

7. "Nobody likes me,

everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat worms..."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

8. If I had a hammer......

eom

[enough]

9. He's got that PANIC look again.

Something is breaking through the fog of his consciousness -- he is very afraid.

[flakey_foont]

11. Shaving Cream

be nice and clean

[newyawker99]

29. ROFL!!

Bad flakey!! :evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

12. After two days in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red

From A Horse With No Name.

Or "roll me over, in the clover, roll me over, lay me down and do it again"

[dbonds]

13. "Freedoms just another word for nothing else to loose"

[Rob H.]

14. "I-I-I-I-I don't wanna work..."

"...I just want to bang on the drums all day."

[CoffeeCat]

15. Flyyyyying me back to Memphis...gotta find my Daisy Jane...(nt)

[CoffeeCat]

16. "Now they're you go again you say, you want you're freedom" (nt)

[livinginphotographs]

18. Probably something about an eagle soaring...

Or something.

[Eagle_Eye]

19. IyEEEE IyEEEE IyEEEE IyEEEE I am the Frito Bandito

IyEEEE IyEEEE
IyEEEE IyEEEE
I am the Frito Bandito
I Love Fritos Corn chips
I Love them I do
I Love Fritos Corn chips
I Steal Them from you !

Iyeee Yiii Yiii Ya Yiiiiiii
I am the Frito Bandito
Give me some Fritos and I'll be your friend
The Frito Bandito you must not offend!

Iyeee Iyeee Iyeee Iyeee, I am the Frito Bandito.
I like to eat Fritos I like to I do.
If you have some Fritos I'll eat them for you !
(alternate 2nd verse from Steve)
Iyeee Yiii Yiii Ya Yiiiiiii
I am the Frito Bandito
Give me Fritos Corn Chips and I'll be your friend
The Frito Bandito you must not offend!

[CoffeeCat]

20. I'm a cowboyyyy...on a steel horse I ride. Wanted. Dead or aliiiiive. nt

[Binka]

21. Soociallll Seeecuriitty Aint It Reaaadddy For Looottiiinngg

Come on you fucks
This should be good for yucks
Give my buddies your bucks
Kiss your savings goodbye and pray for lucks

[CoffeeCat]

22. Skyyyy rockets in flight...afternoon deliiiiiiight... (n/t)

[Name removed]

23. Deleted message

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[dubyaD40web]

24. C-O-C-A-I-N-E

[applegrove]

25. Everybody Loves Me Baby - Hey Whatsa Matter With You?

By Don McLean - AMERICAN PIE ALBUM

<SPOKEN>: One, two, three, four!

Fortune has me well in hand, armies 'wait my command
My gold lies in a foreign land buried deep beneath the sand
The angels guide my ev'ry tread, my enemies are sick or dead
But all the victories I've led haven't brought you to my bed

CHORUS:
You see, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

Now the purest race I've bred to be to live in my democracy
And the highest human pedigree awaits the first-born boy baby
And my face on ev'ry coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved
My own flag is forever waved by the grateful people I have saved

CHORUS:
You see, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

Now, no man is beyond my claim when land is seized in the people's name
By evil men who rob and maim, if war is hell, I'm not to blame!
Why, you can't blame me, I'm Heaven's child, I'm the second son of Mary mild
And I'm twice removed from Oscar Wilde, but he didn't mind, why, he just smiled

Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through, and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I'm held in very great value by everyone I meet but you
'cause I've used my talents as I could, I've done some bad, I've done some good
I did a whole lot better than they thought I would so, c'mon and treat me like you should!

Because everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? <whoo, yeah!>

Everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

Yeah, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

[begin_within]

26. Here he is on "American Idol"...

[Coexist]

27. I can't operate on this failure-all I want to be is completely in command

Bush's Lament to John Conyers and Barbara Boxer
or "Pale Shelter" by Tears for Fears

How can I be sure ?
When your intrusion is my illusion
How can I be sure
When all the time you changed my mind
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure

When you don't give me love
You gave me Pale shelter
You don't give me love
You give me cold hands
And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command

How can I be sure
For all you say you keep me waiting
How can I be sure
When all you do is see me through
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure

I've been here before
There is no why, no need to try
I thought you had it all
I'm calling you, I'm calling you
I ask for more and more
How can I be sure

[Blue_In_AK]

28. My first thought was....

"I'm on the Highway to Hell"

[Octafish]

30. Send in the Clowns

Made famous by Frank Sinatra.



Send in The Clowns

Isn't it rich, aren't we a pair
Me here at last on the ground - and you in mid-air
Send in the clowns

Isn't it bliss, don't you approve
One who keeps tearing around - and one who can't move
But where are the clowns - send in the clowns

Just when I stopped opening doors
Finally finding the one that I wanted - was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines - nobody there

Don't you love a farce; my fault I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry my dear
But where are the clowns - send in the clowns
Don't bother. They're here.

Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns? - send in the clowns
Well, maybe next year.

--Written by Steve Sondheim



Shoe fits.

[elehhhhna]

31. Gypsies,Tramps & Theives

[greenbriar]

32. I'm a yankee doodle dandy

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