Wanna see a Freeper's head explode?

[Dr.Phool]

On Monday afternoon I attended Ginny Brown-Waite's town hall meeting in Land O' Lakes. After listenening to her ramble out of both sides of her mouth for about 30 minutes, she answered a few questions that were put in writing and screened before she spoke.

After it was over I was standing outside having a conversation with an economics professor, and a friend who will be running against Ginny next year. We were approached by this Limbicile who told us we needed to drink some kool-aid. I told him we couldn't, as it causes brain damage.

After some more discussion, the professor remarked that he didn't like Kerry at all. The freeper said "see there". At which I remarked, "Well, you did vote for him didn't you"? The professor replied, "I had to, he was running against the Anti-Christ"!

Freepers head explodes, and he walks away mumbling. Probably looking for more kool-aid.

[aquart]

1. Uh huh. How do you know it exploded?

What were the signs? Do you have any of the pieces?

[Dr.Phool]

4. Some foreign substance

It wasn't brains, all over my shirt!

[merh]

2. Gross, you didn't let any get on you did you?

:shrug: I bet it smelled really bad too! :eyes:

Freepers exploding :nuke: is okay, but just don't get it on you!

(BTW, great story!)

[Dr.Phool]

5. A greasy foreign substance

It wasn't brains, spattered all over my shirt.

[merh]

6. Burn that shirt now!

The stench must have been incredible! :eyes:

[DemonFighterLives]

3. Another happy ending Freeper story

:toast:

[GiovanniC]

7. Thread Alerted

For false advertising.

I came in here with my hopes all up of getting to see a Freeper's head explode, you sunuvabish.