Now Gannon claims the liberals are after him because he's a Christian?!

[NightTrain]

This begs the obvious question:

WHO WOULD JESUS DO? :eyes:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. It's not how you talk it.

It's how you walk it.

Gannon is legless.

[Ian David]

15. Actually, my problem with Gannon is that he's white. Yeah, that's it

Reverse racism, right?

Besides, I thought he was Jewish.

At least, based on his description of his uhm... "attributes"...

[Dookus]

2. Just like Jesus

Gannon leaves impressions, not marks.

Unless you get stigmata.

[Inland]

3. No, we are after him because he's a veteran.

Well, you can't blame the guy. The tactic of claiming victimhood has worked for so many.

[Cha]

4. Well, of course! When in over their heads..they

use the Jesus card..he should be strung up by his..oh, never mind..he doesn't have any!

[goodboy]

5. He is an abomination according to the extreme RW X-tians..(nt)

[RevCheesehead]

6. I can't help but wonder what the fundies' reaction is to that.

Gay? Prostitute? Christian?

Ohhhhhhhhh......... REPUBLICAN. Your sins are forgiven. And the liberals can burn in hell.

[Warpy]

12. The silence from the fundies has certainly been deafening.

I guess Jebus will welcome even gay rough trade prostitutes if they "believe," meaning spew lip service while breaking every law the New Testament put forth.

[ruggerson]

7. lol n/t

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. Wow

I can't wait to find the passage wherin the lord gives males permission to WHORE themselves.

[tsuki]

17. Would that take the place of #5 Honor thy Father and Mother, or

#9 thou shalt not bear false witness?

[Ian David]

18. Lott offered his virgin daughters to the people of Sodom

Then again, Guckert was no virgin, was he?

[FreedomAngel82]

34. Well

actually Lot's daughters after they left Sodom seduced him and made him drunk and they both slept with him. :puke: That was pretty disgusting.

[jdj]

40. mmmhmmm.

gee, you'd almost think Freud was around back then with that version of events.

[Ian David]

42. Not really. I hear they were pretty hot

[Art_from_Ark]

44. And they both got pregnant

by screwing a drunk, passed-out guy, one time.

[Ian David]

45. Well, they thought they needed to re-populate the planet

Who here hasn't used that line at least once?

[tridim]

25. Does the Bible mention male whores?

There might be a loophole there.

Edit: No pun intended. :D

[merh]

29. Actually that passage in the old testament that the fundies

always refer to in denouncing homosexuals, Deuteronomy 23:17, I Kings 14:24 and 15:12, are mistranslated in some versions of the Bible as referring to homosexual behavior. "Temple prostitute" would be an accurate translation.

Leviticus 18:22 & 20:13 appears to condemn male homosexual behavior, but in fact only refers to temple prostitution.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_chri.htm

[jdj]

39. they've come along way from having all their progeny

doomed for walking in on Dad naked, I'll tell you that.

[jmowreader]

No way Guckert's a liberal

It's in the Bible: thou shalt not charge two hundred bucks an hour to lie with mankind as with womankind, it is an abomination because thy dick is not that special.

[daisygirl]

16. ::snort::

This is, without a doubt, the best post I've seen on DU all day. :yourock:

[tsuki]

20. LOL, not special, 8+ and cut?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

37. !!!

[Ian David]

43. Thy dick is not that special

Sorry, this is all that would fit on the sign:

[jrthin]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA n/t

[liberalmuse]

10. Gee.

I just love those people who behave like unethical assholes and when you happen to point out that fact they hide behind their faux religion and whine that they are being persecuted because they are Christian. No, you're being persecuted because you're an ASSHOLE.

[Warpy]

13. Asshole? No way!

His websites specified he was "top only."

[FreedomAngel82]

36. We all know

he isn't a Christian. Why didn't he say anything about it before now? He's just running out of excuses for why we're getting on him so he's using religion. Before it was because of his journalisim, then he backed down and it was because of his family. Now it's because of him being a "Christian." I don't know of any Christian who would go around and whore and have people pay you cash for sex. :eyes: He did mention church but only once. Other right-wingers at least talk more about their religious beliefs more then once. :shrug:

[tuvor]

11. I guess he's giving his money to the poor as Christ directed.

Right? Right???

[zann725]

46. And no doubt is waiting for the Second 'Coming.'

n/t

[cally]

14. Funny

and Guckert/gannon gets more ridiculous every day.

[donheld]

19. Christians should be after him as fierce as we are

for his Hypocrisy

[kcwayne]

21. Of course he's a Christian. He hums the Power, and the Glory, Forever

while he is waxing up his rod and staff to comfort his hot military studs

[tsuki]

23. That is well put together.

[Uncle Roy]

33. Thou annointeth my head with oil; My cup runneth over...

.

[jmowreader]

48. Does Astroglide count as oil?

[The Backlash Cometh]

22. There it is ! HE pulled the religion card! Folks, this guy is pulling

out all the stops. Now all he has to do is claim that we hate him because he's a white man.

Damn, I think he's done that one already.

[burn the bush]

24. well, I did notice that Christ like pose of his.

[thecai]

26. JESUS Would Know

That Gannon is a hypocrite, and that the devil is a slanderer and a false-accuser.

[queeg]

27. As a Straight Athiest

I find it my duty to root out Gay Christians....or something like that...damn, I need Ann Coulter to tell me what I am against and for here.

I know I am anti-American this week, and next week she says I am for killing, lying, adultery, thievery, and envy. Is it week after next that I am anti Gay christian? or was it pro gay male porn?

I need more Ann Coulter so I can keep up with my weekly hates.

[NightTrain]

28. I just e-mailed my comment to Mike Malloy.

His reply: "God, I wish I could say that on the air!!!"

[bvar22]

30. Hey Gannon,

March your Gay ass up into Falwell's church and find out how christian you are.

[libodem]

31. boy-howdy!

[FreedomAngel82]

38. Or what about

Pat Robertson? He's very anti-gay as well. I wonder if he would shower Gannon with some of that love?

[jmowreader]

49. Well, Phelps has got to be good for something...

so let's send ol' Fred a message asking him if he thinks Guckert's a good Christian.

[LoZoccolo]

32. If this was true, we could have picked any Christian we wanted to.

Instead, we picked the guy asking silly questions at press conferences with the fake name.

Which is the real reason.

[Warren DeMontague]

35. I'm after him cuz he's got a shaved head, actually.

Fucking shorthair.

[jdj]

41. LOL.

never heard that before, has a nice ring to it.

fucking no-hair, actually. (and I do mean NONE, that I saw).

[Vinca]

47. Oh, I thought "shaved" meant something else.

This is a funny thread. At least Gannon's good for a few laughs.

[Disturbed]

50. The Silence of the Fundies

A film in the works?