It's Good to Be Anne Coulter! No really.

iconoclastNYC

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Tue Mar-01-05 12:02 PM
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It's Good to Be Anne Coulter! No really.

Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 12:09 PM by iconoclastNYC

If you don't hate Anne Coulter yet,watch this clip and that will probably change.

http://movies.ziaspace.com/HannityColmescoulterLiar.mov

She never has to answer Colmes' question. All she can do is repeat "Abortion, Abortion, Abortion", and then call him a liar. She knew she couldn't answer the question without acknowledging the rank hypocrisy on the Right so she just fillibustered.

So she's reprehensible! I know, I know! But the role she plays for the right is valuable and the techniques she employs are genius. I would love to do was she does for a living, only not for the forces of evil.

Frau Coluter is the most hated Conservative in America to liberals, and I want to be the most hated liberal to American conservatives. I'd love to make millions selling half-baked trash books. Just think how fun it' must be to go on TV and hawk them by belching out ad hominem attacks against Republicans.

I'd love to serve as the person who gives liberals the OK to dehumanize the Republican leadership and shame people who tow the Right-wing line. That's all Anne exists for, just to make the idiots on the Right who don't really know anything feel OK and cool for hating liberals as much as Coulter pretends she does.

Just imagine, I'd get to appear on TV as some sort of intellectual, but i wouldn't actually have to do any real work! I wouldn't have to do research or really prove anything. All I'd have to do is look sexy, act all indignant and self righteous, and serve as a verbal assassin for the left-wing. My family theraphist said back when I was about 16 that I have a uncanny ability to use words and reason as weapons, so I'm definitely qualified.

I think I could do it better than Coluter because I could back up my vitriol with real facts, more then just harping on one issue like Abortion. The Republican record harms real live LIVING people, the middle class, the lower class, the soldiers in IRAQ, and everyone but those top 1% who get capital gains tax cuts and increased profits from rollbacks of consumer, worker, and environmental protections.

We have to give liberals the right to detest Republicans. The leaders they support are destroying our economy, trashing individual liberties and protections from intrusive government, destroying historic alliances, and subverting democracy with a fake free press and every manner of election chicanery. They are dismantling everything good our government has done for the people since the Great Depression and they take us all for fools.

The Right doesn't have any tolerance for people that don't fit thier provincial mold, so why should we blue-staters tolerate thier ignorance and the evil and destruction they are abetting?

Liberals must be taught 5 or 6 buzz sound bites to shame and ridicule conservatives. It ain't pretty, but it's effective. The left must fight to win. We're getting nowhere being the nice guys. We are up against Fascism, and everything is on the line.

So, who will be the liberal Anne Coulter?

I volunteer. I'm a hell of a lot better looking than Alan Colmes, and I have twice the gravitas. Where do I sign up?

Jeff Gannon got credentialed to be a White House reporter with less of a background in journalism then I have, so why the hell can't I be the Liberal Anne Coulter?

As is said, If you can dream it, you can live it.

Of course, ask Jeff Gannon and he'll tell you it helps to be fucking a senior White House staffer and/or prominent Republican party activists from Texas.

Don't mess with Texas!

God bless America.