He's baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!

[Goldmund]

http://www.jeffgannon.com/

"My faith and my ideology are ROCK SOLID." :evilgrin:

[underpants]

1. I thought he was a "top"

:shrug:

[Moochy]

30. He's back, not on his back.

Well if he's on his back, isn't he technically still a top?

Any experts in LGBT terminology out there? :eyes:

[AuntiBush]

139. Hysterical!

Thank you and Welcome!
:hi:

[EFerrari]

185. Let's beg him to put out

a newsletter. Why should the Cabal have ALL the fun?

lmao

Wonder if this is where his customers can contact him?

[Kingshakabobo]

175. Butch in the streets, sissy in the sheets I always say. n/t

[detroitguy]

124. Let me get this straight...

...The gay pimp who was hired to shill for Bush at press conferences now is trying to claim the moral high ground? Wow. The shamelessness of the right knows no bounds!

[underpants]

143. AND playing the victim card

how very full of sh*t Republican of him.

[fishwax]

248. pretty typical

and there are plenty of right-wing nuts running to his support too.

[johnfunk]

223. "My faith and my ideology are ROCK SOLID."

Judging from those escort sites, faith and ideology aren't the only bits of Gannon that are "rock solid."

[autorank]

225. Tops can bottom too, especially for $$$'s!

[MrScorpio]

2. Like a bad case of herpes simplex II

Yeech!

Edit:

Damn, what a whiny little bitch!

[OneMoreDemocrat]

3. Doesn't look back to me........

Still appears to be silenced.

[Moochy]

16. Exposed Bush !!

Resize the page and you get to see more Jeffs.

> Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side'
> and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to
> happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid.

Darn, he isnt going to expose bush. Of course we all knew he wasnt about bush, but about the booty.

:evilgrin:

[Griffy]

113. NOTICE the words.. "expose the corrupt admin.." he DOESNT say..

"the dark side" wanted me to MAKE UP STORIES about bush to make him seem corrupt! If I was asked to lie for the right I would say they asked me to lie... but we are not asking him to lie.. and he knows it! What he is saying is "I agree with their idealogy and thats more important than truth or justice!"

[ldf]

243. of course he's not going to expose bush

he shaves all over.

[Walt Starr]

4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!

"So feared by the left they had to bring me down"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HE WAS SO RIDICULED BY THE LEFT THAT THEY LOVE THE FACT THAT THE MANWHORE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Pirate Smile]

Is he going to continue to be in the White House Gaggle?

[libertypirate]

5. Oh boy

Desperation seems to have set in...

These people are nutty fuckers.

[Walt Starr]

6. QUICK, is jamesdguckert.com available?

It would be a BLAST to parody his new site!

[Goldmund]

11. JeffGannon.ORG is available!!!!

$8.95/year -- should we get it???

[ronnykmarshall]

18. That would be great!

[Goldmund]

45. Done.

[AuntiBush]

142. Thank You!!

I nominiate you DU'er of the YEAR! Can't wait till you get her up and kickin and knowing you guys/gals out here, it's a matter of days if not hours.

They're fricked :crazy: LOL X at least a Million!

[roseBudd]

178. I do HTML! I am almost finished with bushcheated04.com...

and I could start on a new project soon...

[jenn1977]

197. OMG

Tooo funny! You rock!

[Clark2008]

206. Oooohhhh!!! I wanna help! I wanna help!

I can do some website building, but my specialty is snarky commentary that parodies people who think their shit is above scent!

:)

[ronnykmarshall]

217. If need some tips on

various references to gay porn, I'm your man!

[flyarm]

227. you dear are "golden!!"..let us know when we can post!!!!

we need to put on all the * family secrets!! and let the world see it all!!

thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

fly

[raggedcompany]

256. This is gonna be fun. n/t

[Rush1184]

40. YES!

[Goldmund]

46. Done.

[Rush1184]

91. If you need a hand with anything...

I can write extreamly well, and I know HTML. I would love to help a project like this.

[troubleinwinter]

115. Sorry...

if you can write well, you're waaaay overqualified.

[MadisonProgressive]

remember to use spell-check

[Walt Starr]

120. and remember, spell check is not a check for grammar or using the wrong

words.

"I want too cars, two." would show up fine in a spellchecker.

[reichstag911]

131. "I can write extreamly well..."

...to say nothing of your spelling. ;)

[Rush1184]

195. Sorry... Kinda running on little sleep...

I don't really proof my postings here beyond a cursory glance....

[Rush1184]

196. Sorry... It has been a long day and I have had little sleep...

I don't really proof my postings here beyond a cursory glance....

[Midlodemocrat]

60. Count me in!

I write pretty well.

[KoKo]

103. Be sure an use lots of the "tingley pix" on the site. Just for those of

who didn't check out all his droppings for fear of getting spywear and crap on the porn sites.

Also include some "testimonials" to Bulldog...should make for interesting reading. :evilgrin:

Good Luck!

[skids]

167. How about a "sorryeveryone" type of thing...

Everyone do your best "Barbarini Faun" and send the pictures in.

Mine's here: (don't worry, it's decent.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2697159&mesg_id=2697159&page=

[GodHelpUsAll2]

235. I am one click away

from purchasing jeffgannon-jamesguckert.com and jeffgannon.net.

Anybody out there that is savy enough to know what to do with it after it is acquired?

[skypilot]

7. How convenient.

Not a single nekkid, spread-eagle or tighty whitey picture in sight.

[FreedomAngel82]

31. And here I thought

he was going to disappear? :shrug: What happened to all that hoopla of him going away because people were "going after his family"? :shrug:

[seventythree]

109. Yep, he was going back to his private life

and not talking to the press anymore and then 48 hrs later, he's doing interviews all over the place. They need to find one of his "johns" and arrest him for prostitution -- which is why his attorneys have advised him not to discuss that part of his public life -- not that he may be pursuing litigation.

[katinmn]

8. what a narcissistic fruitcake.

[Generator]

21. Yep..you can see he likes the attention

"Based on some of the emails I’ve received, many of these people were conflicted with hatred for my politics and tingling they experienced while viewing pictures said to be me."

[Pachamama]

221. I think he's back online & doing the interview circuit - TO STAY ALIVE!

Literally, to stay alive....I can't imagine any Lawyer (he says on the site that his lawyers have advised him to stay off of certain subjects) advising him to go public and be publishing, unless it was ofcourse to purposely keep his face out there to keep him off limits from being "killed"....

Can't think of any other reason...can any of you? Unless the guy is seriously delusional and whacked....

[flyarm]

228. i concur!!...n/t

[lupita]

63. Reminds you of someone else... in the white house maybe???

[libertypirate]

9. Let him come back it

seems that he is pointing out people like him, whores that work for the Bush Admin.

Re-Casted his role and found they could benifit from it, or he just gives Bush good head.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

10. This too much.

I am so tired of hearing him play the victim in this. What a hypocritical POS.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Generator]

12. Gobsmacked, as the Irish say

The guy is unfreakingbelievable. Must read.

[Logiola]

13. hmmm

"Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid."


so in other words.. you admit they are corrupt but you have freepers and anns support so you are back to fight with the corrupt

[AuntiBush]

152. Exactly!

I know it's hard to attune oneself with their way of thinking, but I think by King-George you got it!

:hi:

It's a conspiracy to "try" and make us :puke:
Rather, let's start calling them for what they really are: :crazy:

[LiberalinNC]

14. He's been blinded by the right...what a fool!

"Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid."

NO They will take you down instead you moron! You'll be their fall guy!!!

Edit: Found this on a link from the gannon site...


"The Gannon/Guckert "scandal": a golden opportunity
I hope President Bush is reading his Bible these days. If so, here's praying that he attends closely to Proverbs 21:22 --



A wise man scales the city of the mighty
and brings down the stronghold in which they trust.


Since Democratic leadership joins call for Gannon inquiry, and various other liberal sources keep expressing outrage that an uncredentialed and politically-motivated individual could actually break into the hallowed ranks of the White House presstitute corpse , I think the Bush administration should pull a deft Judo move.

They should propose performing the exact same investigation on all WH reporters. Send out a questionnaire that reflects the matters that find them in such breathless anxiety when it comes to Jeff Gannon/James Guckert. To wit:

Ask if any reporter is a homosexual.
Ask if any has ever exchanged sex for anything.
Ask them to list all web sites with which they have ever had any involvement.
Review all of their questions and articles for any bias, agenda, or tendentiousness.
Ask for a list of all political associations, involvements, activities, financial giving.
Once step five is completed, the same investigation must be performed on the organizations that employ them.
Report the results.
The mainstream media assure us endlessly that they alone are so professional as to be wholly without bias,a nd concerned only with the truth.

So surely they would fully support such an effort. Right?

Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ight."

[ClintonTyree]

99. Now THAT will win him the respect of his colleagues................

what a fucking baby. AND idiot. The difference here, dear JimmyJeff, is that those other people are........REAL JOURNALISTS. You're a FAKE JOURNALIST, playing dress up in real journalist's clothing.

This guy is a bigger tool than I'd ever imagined. I didn't think he could be any more stupid, but he just keeps raising the bar.

[malmapus]

15. dam he really is a masocist hehe

oiy

[Spike from MN]

17. Looks like it's time to call in the hackers.

That's a website that is just BEGGING to be defaced. I just hope the hackers step up and answer the call of duty. ;)

[Oreo]

19. Still a typical freeper

Keep the story rolling Jeff.. .I mean James

[Career Prole]

20. So who's paying the bills, Mr. No Visible Means Of Support?

Who's paying for the spiffy website and the "highly-paid legal team"?
Some of your well-heeled cyber-cathouse clientele?

"He got it wrong about Media Matters though, because I didn't identify any potential targets of legal action as per the advice of my highly-paid legal team."

[Oreo]

33. He's got a paypal link on the site

How does paypal work? Is there a per-charge fee or is it a percentage? I'm just wondering if we all gave $.01 would it cost him more to pay for it?

CONTRIBUTIONS

Your support is appreciated.

As you might expect, recent developments have left me without an income, but I am determined not to allow that to keep me from speaking out.

Your kind messages of support have sustained me since this all began, and I am hoping you will consider a donation to keep my voice from going silent.

This is an excellent opportunity to fight back against the well-funded attack machine of the Left.

Make a secure donation using a credit card through

[Sparkly]

51. "left without an income?"

"As you might expect, recent developments have left me without an income..."

Business a little slow, JimJeff?

[ohio_liberal]

67. Of course it is

Nobody is interested in an old whore :(

[Petrushka]

246. Maybe he needs to renew his prescription for Viagra? (n/t) [blush]

[Career Prole]

62. "...the well-funded attack machine of the Left."

Bwahahaha!
Oh Gucky...it was a labor of love for just about all of us, ya chooch!
You were kicked to the curb for the sake of democracy. No one's getting paid to explore the depths of your mental illness except perhaps your psychiatrist.

[ohio_liberal]

64. Hehehehe

Well, if he has a business account then he would be charged .30 plus 2.9% per transaction.

[Oreo]

89. His Paypal email address is [e-mail]

Damn this guy is stupid

Can any of you AOL members check to see if there's a profile for BEDROCKcorp?

[ohio_liberal]

92. Better check that profile

see if there's some more nekkid pictures

[Rush1184]

119. No Profile

I just called my dad to check it on AOL, and he found it had no profile for that name.

[tjdee]

136. Bedrock owned MilitaryStud.com!!

He is one of the DUMBEST Republicans I've ever seen!

What an asshat!

[yankeedem]

191. I just checked

It's a personal account, only "2" donations so far.

[skids]

93. Heck, promote his paypal link.

He'll take the money and run. Less for the freepers to spend at Walmart.

[leftynyc]

111. I see he's still whoring (eom)

[Cocoa]

34. maybe it's pro bono

:-)

[Career Prole]

68. Delightful play on words!

:evilgrin:

[Nevilledog]

171. sure that's not "pro boner"?

[cyberpj]

57. I don't know but those of us back in Delaware want our $20,700 !!!

"James D. Guckert, who reported under the pseudonym Jeff Gannon, failed to pay Delaware more than $20,700 in personal state income tax from 1991 through 1994, according to documents filed in Superior Court in Wilmington. "


http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/12discreditedrepo.html

[Career Prole]

77. Can they attach the donations to his website?

That'll knock it back to $20,689.23 or so.
"Well begun is half done", as Mary Poppins would say!

[ClintonTyree]

108. I bet that entire issue was mysteriously cleared up...............

without Jimmy Jeff having to pay a dime. Things like that tend to happen when you blow....er, KNOW the right people. The IRS probably took it out in "trade".
It would be interesting to know how that issue was resolved, or has someone already discovered that? :shrug:

[Walt Starr]

114. Guckert didn't owe the IRS

he owed taxes to the State of Delaware. Since Biden won't sign off on a GAO investigation, mayhaps he was blowing Biden?

[Career Prole]

170. Was any specific individual at the Delaware DOR quoted

in the article about JimmyJeff's back taxes?

I've looked up the contact list for those nice tax folks in the State of Delaware and I'd like to tell someone familiar with the story about JimmyJeff's new PayPal button in case they'd like to help him spend it.
:evilgrin:

[cyberpj]

209. Patrick Carter

From the article (dated 02/12/2005):

State Division of Revenue Director Patrick Carter said the assessment has not yet been satisfied.

"When it rains, it pours," Guckert said Friday from his Washington home. He would not comment further.

According to court records, Guckert owed $9,484 in taxes; $7,697.69 in fines and $3,560.71 in interest.

The judgment, which was filed Oct. 18, 1996, said interest would continue to accrue at a rate of 1 percent a month on the unpaid balance, and the penalty would accrue at 0.5 percent on the tax.

Carter said he is prohibited by law from telling how much Guckert has paid of the judgment, if any.

[Career Prole]

212. I e-mailed the collections manager and tipped her off about

the reopened site and donation solicitation.
Normally I'm a "live and let live" guy, but JimmyJeff over-stepped.
:eyes:

[flyarm]

229. ohhhhhh you are wonderful!!

how many of us would get away without paying our taxes or back taxes for 8 years??

nada...none of us would ...its good to call them daily and ask if they are getting the state tax money he owes!!

if you have to pay why should he get to hire high priced lawyers...over paying his taxes???

mymotto is ..don't get mad ..get even!!

great job !!

fly

[Career Prole]

255. Nah...just a guy who paid his taxes and deeply resents

someone who didn't insulting him, his family, his friends, and everything they believe in from a giant soapbox. Thanks, though! :hi:

http://www.state.de.us/revenue/services/PIT_Cont.shtml

[cyberpj]

169. "the assessment has not yet been satisfied."

From the article (dated 02/12/2005):

State Division of Revenue Director Patrick Carter said the assessment has not yet been satisfied.

"When it rains, it pours," Guckert said Friday from his Washington home. He would not comment further.

According to court records, Guckert owed $9,484 in taxes; $7,697.69 in fines and $3,560.71 in interest.

The judgment, which was filed Oct. 18, 1996, said interest would continue to accrue at a rate of 1 percent a month on the unpaid balance, and the penalty would accrue at 0.5 percent on the tax.

Carter said he is prohibited by law from telling how much Guckert has paid of the judgment, if any.

[seventythree]

117. they absolutely could

and why haven't they done any attachments or garnishments thus far? They could have gone after an income tax return, also. So has all his money been under the table --or bed -- since that time?

[fob]

183. He was given a "stipend" from Talon/Gopusa/Eberle so he could

meet the qualification of having at least 50% of his income from his "reporting". (I don't have a link, I read it here somewhere. I think it's in the story about his application to cover Congress)

[Career Prole]

187. Well, I'm taking care of you.

I just sent a note to the collections manager at the Delaware DoR about the reopened website and "Contributions" solicitation.

I've never gotten out of paying my taxes...why should he?

(edited for brevity)

[kk897]

215. hmmm.... Delaware, hmmmm....

interesting... I just made a connection here...

who didn't sign the letter asking for investigation of JDG?

[Bouncy Ball]

94. Anyone who feels the need to SAY "highly-paid legal team"

has one attorney he got out of the yellow pages who is "not certified by the Maryland board of legal specialization" and has a 4' x 8' office over a dry cleaners and a tattoo parlor.

[Career Prole]

107. LOL!! Again!!

This thread is killin' me! :7

[AuntiBush]

157. You are soooo right!

Legal action is the last thing this dumb-nut (pardon the pun) should want. Talk about EXPOSURE! He's sadly mis-guided or :crazy:What an ass! Here's betting the religious conservative rights arn't real thrilled right now.

Has anyone checked to see if this is a SPOOFED SITE!?!?

[flyarm]

230. heck no he needs those attorneys!!

cause he already said he had a diary he wrote in daily for the two years he was in the white house!! that can and will most likely be subpoenaed in the valerie plame case..and don't think joe wilson will stay quiet about it!! plus that diary in a lawyers hands keeps him alive!!

fly

[BuyingThyme]

22. Welcome back.

[Roland99]

23. WTF is this crap??

Bruised but not broken

I'm baaaaaaack! If you thought I was going to slink away - then you don't know much about me. Someone still has to battle the Left and now that I've emerged from the crucible, I'm stronger than before.

Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid.

Still, the last few weeks have been difficult for my family and my associates. To them I offer my apology and gratitude for their support.

In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won't be discussing any of that stuff here.






LMAO!!!

[Logiola]

29. Does this mean Dean is his father? The leader of the dark side

[FreedomAngel82]

38. LOL

"Jeff...I am your father."~Dean
"NOOOO!!!!!"~Jeff

:eyes:

[Roland99]

43. heh...I just wonder what he means by "associates"

Oh wait. I don't think I WANT to know!

[blue neen]

106. Emerged from the crucible?????????

Oh, if only Arthur Miller were here to see the irony in THAT statement!

[uppityperson]

122. Isn't the crucible used to reanimate the dead for the DarkLord's use?

[Pirate Smile]

161. Did you see this part:

"RAWSTORY reports that Senate Minority Leader Harry 'Soup Lines" Ried will join in the investigation of me. He should be thanking me since I helped get him his promotion"

[Roland99]

190. Quite the large amount of HuBRIS

[jonnyblitz]

24. "despite pleas from the left to go over to the dark side..."

holy crap lefties were trying tor recruit him ? SNORT! :puke:

[flyarm]

234. ok , i want to know who was stupid enough to call this guy and

and invite him to our party??

fess up now???

ewwwwww weeeeeeee...just think the right can have billy bob..and we could have jeffy-jim...


nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!


don't think so!!


no thank you!!

giggling..fly

[troubleinwinter]

239. Well, to be perfectly honest...

I was so happy to see him back today, I sent him a link to this thread.

[fooj]

25. Bring it on, dickwad! This guy is completely "divorced from" reality!

Henry "soup line" Reid? Wow! The WH done screwed the pooch when they picked this puppy up! His arrogance will be the death of him...and he can take those bastards at the WH with him on his way out the door! Walt- you said it perfectly...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[johnnie]

26. He is full of shit

"At the heart of all this is the further erosion of the Old Media. The Left is engaging in “21st Century McCarthyism” in an effort to blacklist conservative journalists in order protect their domination of the media. "
Yeah..this is just like that asshole.

And this:
"This is not to say that I have not made mistakes in the past. Like all of us have at one time or another, I made poor choices and exercised bad judgment. But I believe in a forgiving God who changed my life. "

He is grasping at a career. Give it up you shithead.

[FreedomAngel82]

42. He's just preparing

for his tell all book and movie deal as a poor victim. :eyes: I guess he'll also be the star in the movie.

[DoYouEverWonder]

52. Yep, Jimmy Jeff is going for the bucks

Come on Jimmy Jeff, let's milk this thing for all it's worth. You are a real whore after all.

[ashmanonar]

i don't wanna see any movie he "stars" in.

sorry, i'm just not into that sort of thing.

[Pirate Smile]

164. Exactly. That is why he mentioned his "diary" or "journal" in one

interview.

[ClintonTyree]

116. Yeah, he was still hooking after his supposed "salvation".....

so that makes him MORE of a sinner if the rules of Christianity apply to him. They probably don't though. He's in all likelihood been given a special "forgiveness" ceremony right from the big guy himself. george bush.

[flyarm]

238. yes i will admit i have made mistakes in my life....

but i did not spread eagle butt naked all over the internet and have other people of my sex discuss how i was in bed or on a trip for sex!!

nope..those were not mistakes..those were a profession..and illegal one at that!!

one web site ..he might get away with that line of bull..but where was camble in asking him about all his mistakes..like each one of those web sites..and i want to know if she read all the details of his lovely dates with military men of the higher rank??

camble sucked !!..opps..no pun intended!!

fly

[KaliTracy]

240. oh, we've got it all wrong -- those pictures are just "said" to be him -

they aren't really.... are we all really that simple to think he would do that -- post himself over and over on all types of sites?

/sarcasm

[benburch]

27. Be certain to email him!

[e-mail]

I just sent;

To: [e-mail]
From: Ben Burch
Subject: So, is George Bush really hung or what?
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:37:21 -0600

Those flight suit pictures were suggestive, but you've SEEN it!

--
-Ben Burch

[ohio_liberal]

78. LMFAO

That's a great one! :D :thumbsup:

[Sydnie]

28. From his "log blog" LOL

Quote --

Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid.

End Quote --

Yes, Jimmy Jeff, we know what else was like a rock too ... I saw the pictures!

I'd tell him to "bite me" but I don't know where his mouth has been!

[uppityperson]

32. I don't get this guys ego.

"non-salicious photos" lead to link of his WH past. Hey JimmyJeff, those aren't the ones we're referring to. And giving link after link that all have copied the same story you gave isn't fine journalism. Give us a break, just because you repeat something over and over doesn't make it true. Some in the administration have gotten by doing this for yrs, but I don't think it'll work with you.

[Walt Starr]

37. somebody needs to put up every last photo that was grabbed

For historical reasons.

[Bethany Rockafella]

88. I tried the other day to view his photos but they were scrubbed.

I went thru americablog.org. I wonder who did that?

[Walt Starr]

98. They are still out there

They exist on many hard drives out there.

[Career Prole]

123. Check under W's mattress.

Just a hunch.
:evilgrin:

[flyarm]

242. here it is from american blog but..........

i had them copied and when i just went to look at them ..it came up for a second then was blanked out...it was weired..it clicked a bit and then scrubbed itself..from my files!! weird..

but this is working right now..if someone knows how to copy and keep it please pm me and let me know how to do it!!

thanks!

here it is ..its good this second!!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/02/man-called-jeff.html

fly

[greenmutha]

140. Here's some, but they are the ones that have been "edited for modesty."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/earthmom/Gannon/bulldog.bmp

[FreedomAngel82]

47. The thing that won't

make it work for JimmyJeff is because he doesn't have a high profile name. He's a nobody trying to play a bigboy game. The Bush name has been up and up since GrandPoppy.

[ClintonTyree]

121. Oh, the freeps will send him donations for a little while..........

but what happened to all of that "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" fake bravado they supposedly live by? That "rugged individualist", not depending on anyone or anything, bullshit they always crow about?

That's just when it happens to other people, I guess. :eyes:

[Generator]

118. Next up for Gannon a spot in the ol' Dictionary

He could illustrate the meaning of shameless.

Actually most of his ilk could be there...or prison..take your pick.

Wonder how he's doing on paying those back taxes of $20K heh?

[Stevious]

35. what a maroon.

:eyes:

[Bethany Rockafella]

36. No one feared him.

And no one took him down. This guy has a mighty big opinion of himself.

[Rush1184]

39. WHY IS HE USING A HST STYLE HEADLINE ON HIS PAGE???

He refered to his time in the press room as 'Fear and Loathing in the Press Room'. Who the fuck does he think he is? He is definatly not HST, nor is he anywhere near his calliber. Hunter is probably rolling in his grave, or laughing at gannons stupity at using the line.
It pisses me off to see this fuck using a phrase coined by my long standing favorite author. Fuck Gannon for using it and leaching of HST's demise.

[MrScorpio]

49. I saw that, that Bitch

HST would sic his dog on him in a heartbeat

[CottonBear]

90. I saw that too. I'm pissed.

Jim-Jeff has no respect for the dead. He's palgarizing from a dead liberal for Gods sake.
:grr:

[FreedomAngel82]

50. I saw a video

of him asking Bush a question (I forgot the question now though) after he asked it there was a slight pause and I heard at least two reporters in the room giggling at his question so he obviously wasn't feared at all. :eyes:

[ClintonTyree]

132. REALLY................JimmieJeff isn't worth the lead in the bullet....

that Hunter used to exit this mondo-nazi circus these cretins have created in what we used to call America. I have a sneaking suspicion Hunter saw all too clearly what this nation is destined for under control of these freaks, and decided he couldn't watch anymore.

JimmieJeff doesn't deserve to spoken of in the same sentence as........you know who. :mad:

[dutchdemocrat]

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Unreal.

[FreedomAngel82]

54. But but but

what about his whoring?

[Stirk]

44. 'I've got 8-inches of faith and my ideology is ROCK HARD!'

lmao- this guy is unbalanced.

[jdj]

58. perfect.

speaking in coder for sure.

[DemoTex]

48. It's the old "best defense is a good offense" tack.

Check six, Jeff. And remember: Pride goeth before a fall.

[jmowreader]

219. Love the animation, DemoTex

That wouldn't happen to be an OV-1, would it? Looks like one.

[jdj]

53. can someone hack this site and post the dick pic?

this is what needs to be on there instead of just the head-shot.

Oh, while you are over there, change "Ried" to Reid.

[The_Casual_Observer]

55. How long before that idiot has to take a job as a bag boy

to pay his bills? He disgraced his backers, has psychiatric problems,
and owes thousands of dollars to the IRS. Only in America!

[Oreo]

56. He's got advertising... All Game Rentals.com

Interesting... the email address given on the site is dead:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at globat.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

<[e-mail]>:
This address no longer accepts mail.
_______________________________________________________

Look on the bottom left directly below the counter
http://www.allgamerentals.com/

Do you think they're giving him money?

Don't you think we should swamp them with emails?

[e-mail]

Here's my email:
Do you realize you have a prostitute linking to your web page?
The link is on the bottom left under the counter.

http://www.jeffgannon.com

He is under investigation by the CIA and soon to be under investigation by Congress.
I was actually looking into your services last week but if there is any chance you're giving money to this guy I would never use your service and I have a large network of contacts that I've already informed about this.

In case you haven't heard of him... read more here:
http://www.americablog.org/

[Bethany Rockafella]

59. p.s.

I think my new nickname for Gannon will be "Big Head"....he sure has one.

[mattclearing]

61. Sweet.

Nice to have him back.

[Sparkly]

65. JimJeff brags about his journalistic credentials

Immediately the questions about how I got into the briefing room began to be asked. After all, I had “no journalistic credentials” despite the fact that I had written over 500 articles for Talon News over a two-year period.

Um, that was after you got into the briefing room. There WAS no Talon News before that. :eyes:

So again, how'd you get into the briefing room with no journalistic credentials?

[ClintonTyree]

141. You mean PLAGIARIZED over 500 articles, JimmyJeff.........

PLAGIARIZED. Look it up in the dictionary. All you did was cut and paste White House press releases. That doesn't count as being a journalist you asswipe.

[skypilot]

147. And he was so proud of them all...

...that he scrubbed them from the site as soon as the story about him broke.:eyes:

[uppityperson]

222. I emailed him a plagiarism definition

and recommended a dicttionary and another online journalism class.

[Dawgs]

168. If Talon is/was so credible, then why did it go away only weeks...

after you left.

[Logiola]

66. that video game rental ad link

is even on this one? what is up with that?

[Oreo]

73. I just emailed them

look above... I think we all should

[CatBoreal]

162. It's linked to his counter....

Some free counters have ads linked to them as a means of generating funds for their service. The money from the ad is going to whomever created the code for and is hosting the counter. It's not going to JimmyJeff.

[apple_ridge]

69. He was certainly missed....

"Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid."

I see that he hasn't lost his magnificent writing skills.

[bpilgrim]

70. so rich with irony that it will take me many columns and a book

from latest column...

"This episode is so rich with irony that it will take me many columns and a book to deal with it all. "

more juvenial ramblings...
http://www.jeffgannon.com/fear_and_loathing_in_the_press_r.htm

but look at his disclaimer on his home page in the sidebar under "Bruised but not broken"

"In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won't be discussing any of that stuff here."

:crazy:

peace

[ohio_liberal]

71. OMG, I am dying here

This fucking guy just doesn't know when to quit. LOL

[Name removed]

72. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Career Prole]

104. That does it...I need a spittoon!

:7

[ClintonTyree]

150. FIRST he's a, "Bulldog", NOW he's a, "Badger"........what kind of

animal will he be next? A fucking Aardvark? Find an animal identity and stick with it, nimrod. He's really got a thing about NOT using his real name, doesn't he?

[Sparkly]

74. hahaHA!!! He claims people were "tingling" over his pictures

What they found is domain names and sexy pictures from which sprung rumors and conspiracy theories. Based on some of the emails I’ve received, many of these people were conflicted with hatred for my politics and tingling they experienced while viewing pictures said to be me.

HahahahahaHAHA!!! What a jerk!!

[ohio_liberal]

85. Not me, man

Those pics of his pee pee scared me. :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

101. Me, too.

And I was certainly disgusted by the pictures of him URINATING. I mean, what the hell is THAT about? Some guy's gonna go "Oh my, he has a strong stream, I think I'll hire HIM for the weekend!"

[Sparkly]

155. LOL!!

Toooo funny. I wonder if there's one of him sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper too?

[Bouncy Ball]

158. If there is, I don't want to see it.

I've already seen way too many pics of that guy's ugly dick. And I've seen too many pictures of his penis, too.

[ldf]

247. what's a little "golden showers"

amongst republican friends?

:-)

[goodboy]

75. how dare he invoke Hunter S. Thompson in the title of his latest column

hunter would've slapped Guckert like the lying bitch that he is.

[Rush1184]

105. I know, I am livid about that...

I made a thread on that here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3171900&mesg_id=3171900

[Nordmadr]

76. Please let him continue to dig his own grave...

let him say stuff that will only further require an investigation into his presence in the White House. Let him name names and catch every filthy crook in bed with him in his net. Amen.

P.S. this looks like Rove work to me.

Olaf the Viking

[annabanana]

79. he seems to be googling himself for stuff to post..........

Seriously.. everyone who's got "those" pictures should get them right over there. pathetic

[ClintonTyree]

80. "So feared by the left that they had to take me down".....................

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! We all know you'll "go down" without any help from us, JimmyJeff.

What a clown. :+ He doesn't quite understand that's it's not what he said that was ever at question. We KNOW you're a mindless shill for the bushtocricy, JimmyJeff. It's the manner of HOW you got that close to the pretzelnit that we're interested in.

This asshat is still so filled with self importance that he thinks HE or anything HE SAID is the issue here. What a fucking moron. He's a parrot, a waitress, just like any other of the hundreds upon hundreds of bushbots that have never had an original thought in their lives.

JimmyJeff, you're a trip. I'm glad you're back. You're so much fun to ridicule. You just can't make stuff like this up. Welcome JimmyJeff, :hi: we love you! Well, not in the fashion you're used to, but you know what I mean. I hope.

[BuyingThyme]

87. Maybe somebody should let him know that it was

Talon News that not only took HIM down, but went into hiding.

Oh, JimmyJeff!

[BuyingThyme]

81. Reward offered...

to the first person who can spot an example of plagiarism on jeffgannon.com .

[troubleinwinter]

154. How 'bout this:

"Fear and Loathing..."

http://www.jeffgannon.com/fear_and_loathing_in_the_press_r.htm

[BuyingThyme]

176. Titles generally cannot be copyrighted.

But it's a crime all the same.

[troubleinwinter]

182. I know about the copyright... just thought it was another

example of his complete lack of dignity and honor.

[BuyingThyme]

188. Sure is.

Are you trying to get me to cough up the reward?

[troubleinwinter]

193. Nah, I just wanted to point out what a pipsqueak he is.

[grumpy old fart]

82. Be interesting to see if any of us get replies to our emails......

I actually sent a respectful one with honest straightforward questions. My suspicion is that he will just gather up email addresses from the thousands he is sure to receive, and sell them.

[Bouncy Ball]

83. Wow he's stupid.

Which makes him perfect for the republicans.

"So feared by the Left it had to take me down."

BWA!!!! Hey Jimmy, thanks for capitalizing "Left." It's good you know how to show respect. Also, um, if you were taken down, what are you doing with a blog? LMAO!!!

Why isn't he using his real name, Jim Guckert?

And is his escort business still running?

He sure thinks highly of himself. He's not a journalist, no journalist credentials, got busted, THEN it was revealed he was a male prostitute, and he acts like he's got Victim Syndrome.

Ooooooh, poooor Jimmy-Jeff!

It is to laugh. These people are truly delusional.

[spanone]

84. I hope Dr. Hunter Thompson haunts his ass for ever..fear & loathing

in the press room my ass. Fuck you jeff.

[reichstag911]

86. My email to G/G...

"...it's NOT your personal life when you peddle your 47-year-old ass on the internet. And good luck with your contemplated legal action mentioned along the left side of your home page -- I'm sure it'll go far."

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[quiet.american]

95. I wonder if his parents are proud of his "stud" websites?

What with him being a "devout Christian" and all -- sure seems like a strange way to "honor thy father and thy mother" by posing spread-eagled in the buff and selling one's sex skills on the worldwide web.

[sidwill]

96. What an ass

This proves that not only is he a deviant Repuke with a corrupt agenda contrary to his own best interests but....

He is just plain stupid.

[liveoaktx]

126. And an Attention Ho

[Mandate My Ass]

97. Oh no he didunt

:o

[EC]

100. Catch the "Fear and Loathing" headline

he just can't stop plagerizing.....

[Riding this Donkey]

102. I liked this one....

"He got it wrong about Media Matters though, because I didn't identify any potential targets of legal action as per the advice of "my highly-paid legal team."

Where's he getting his money, he didn't get paid by fake news, he supposedly has not been prostituting himself while in the white house and that was for over two years!

[Bouncy Ball]

110. As for paypal,

he does have transaction fees, anyone does for receiving money.

It's 2.9% plus .30 per payment.

So if you sent him a nickel, he'd have to pay 30 cents plus less than a penny.

So about thirty cents for every nickel, dime, whatever.

Wouldn't he lose money that way?

BWA!

[Riding this Donkey]

112. This confirms he was screwing someone there and that is how he got in!

Cause no one and I mean no one who was working undercover (uh umm in more ways than one) goes out and flaunts himself!

I'd keep an eye for the new escort site. It should be coming any day now!

[pdxmom]

125. I think he proves our point with that website

What "real journalist" would put something out for the world to see that contains that many spelling and grammar errors??? He's one of the worst writers I've seen. And how can he claim to have written 500 articles for Talon when it's proven that all he did was cut/paste someone else's work?

Let him keep blogging. The hole he has dug will only get wider and deeper.

[Bouncy Ball]

129. Exactly my thoughts.

I say give more of a forum, more of a voice to these kooks. The crazier the better! Put him on TV!!! Ask him how he feels about gay rights!

Let him dig his own grave and give us fresh material in the meantime! It's great!

[ourbluenation]

127. So feared by the left it had to take me down? Hahahahahaha

He will fade into the oblivion at a time of OUR choosing!

[soulcore]

144. a whore who uses frontpage no less

i'm an artist/web designer, and this p.o.s. site wouldn't have made it past step 1 of quality control, imho.

sigh.

[Stirk]

128. Guckert is about to see how much his own party hates him, I expect.

[nashville_brook]

130. this has to be a huge embarrasment for the administration eom

[sendero]

133. Wow...

... this guy better STFU pretty soon or someone in the WH will shut him up.

I'll bet this site is gone soon.

[cmd]

134. Bet his mommy is proud of him

Would someone please interview her?

[Catherine Vincent]

135. I feel your pain, Gannon.

I am glad you are getting a lot of exposure. Although you are acting like an ass, that's okay, it's probably in your nature. But at least the exposure will keep you safe.

[AuntiBush]

137. Yup. He can Give a Good Lickin'

and keep right on tickin'! Pays to baaaaccck-up the King.

It's the scandal that just keeps right on kicking. He must be a SADISTIC S&L Freak, too! Yup, luvin every minute of this scandal! Can't wait to watch him fall again, and again and again... :crazy:

[troubleinwinter]

138. Welcome back, Jimmy! I mean Jeff...

It's hard to see to type, through my laughin' tears!

"...I would be the Grand Marshall of the next Gay Pride Parade as well as a media darling..."

That is just too rich. JeffieJim, if you will be the Grand Marshall of the Gay Pride Parade, I will make your costume for ya!

[troubleinwinter]

145. I have a feeling...

Good ol' JimmyJeff is gonna be our #1 Conservative Idiot yet again this week!!! I nominate him!

[Walt Starr]

146. He's bruised, but not broken

because he leaves no marks, only impressions.

[ClintonTyree]

159. Good one, I'd forgotten about that................

it's amazing how your words can come back later in life and bite you right, square in the ass, isn't it? ;)

[merh]

148. And soliciting for contributions no less!

What, have his clients abandoned him because he is too "hot"?

[0007]

149. You folks forgot Jeff/James is a Christan....

and he ain't about to walk on the dark side, ain't that right Ms Coulter?

[woosh]

151. $$$$CHA-CHING$$$$$

[Bouncy Ball]

163. I don't know about that.

It's a very amateur website and I doubt his paypal account is getting hit very hard, LOL!

[Lenore]

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[Bouncy Ball]

253. Wow, two whole donors.

Really raking it in, isn't he?

LOL!!!

[Toucano]

153. What a nut job!

"If you thought I was going to slink away - then you don't know much about me."

I think we all know WAY too much about you, Jimmy.

[Lorien]

156. "Feared by the Left"? BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Woo boy! He is one delustional little whore, lol!

[Bouncy Ball]

160. "Laughed at by the Left."

"Pointed at by the Left."

That would be more like it.

I hope his site stays up, it'll be a source of comic relief.

Plus anyone as stupid as him is BOUND to write something he shouldn't eventually.

[Bluebear]

165. We love ya JimmyJeff Guckerton (tm)!!

LOADS of entertainment for us, big loads, HUGE loads.

[Bouncy Ball]

166. Annnnnnd he still can't write.

I mean, what the fuck does THIS mean?

"The Left is always celebrates about second chances..."

LMAO!!!! DUDE, seriously, take an English 101 course at a community college. I mean, that was bush's advice during the debates for people like you, who find themselves in dire straights.

HA!

[Sparkly]

179. Here's another one

"Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen."

We're missing a pronoun somewhere.

[BurtWorm]

172. Jesus Christ! He's already had 173,000 visits (if you believe him)

and I'll bet most are from DUers. :eyes:

[Chalco]

173. That's a riot. NT

[cyberpj]

174. By The Way ----- I haven't seen anyone mention the GANNON bit -

but I'm pretty sure it's because of GANNON NEWS CORP.

I'm sure he thought it made him sound credible.

Or maybe that was Rove's work -- he's the one with the psych edge on everything and how it all works on the masses.......

And on top of that, he didn't have to change the monograms on his sheets!!!!!!!

[troubleinwinter]

177. Show your pride, Jeff!

Jeff Gannon, 2/24/05~ "...I would be the Grand Marshall of the next Gay Pride Parade as well as a media darling..."
http://www.jeffgannon.com/fear_and_loathing_in_the_press_r.htm

[ghostsofgiants]

180. "Fear and Loathing in the Press Room"

Anyone else offended by this douchebag's use of a classic Hunter Thompson phrase?

And as a side not, that is, from a design standpoint, one of the most hideous websites I've ever seen.

[Moms Baby Democrat]

181. That was worthy of YET ANOTHER good laugh......

Just curious, if I paid JimmieJeff my 2 cents worth to leave a warm note in the comment box, would that cost him or would he get 2 cents, don't want to waste my money...just wondering?:nopity:

[hnsez]

184. Been here 6 months, Greatest Thread Yet!!!!

DU kicks butt!! Proud to be here :)

[pilgrimsoul]

186. QUICK!!! Somebody send this

to Jon Stewart, Bill Maher and Keith Olbermann! This will make for some very entertaining air time! Such a wealth of things to ridicule.

[jenn1977]

198. Perfect! eom

[Window]

189. What a freakin' eejit!

JimmyJeff, you wrong for dat!!!

[Misunderestimator]

192. LMAO

On edit... this is GREAT! He's actually advertising himself as the RW nutjob freak that he is! What an idiot!

[Vinca]

194. Wow - this guy really is a major jerk, isn't he?

He gives new meaning to the word "ego." As I told my husband earlier today, if he's somehow connected in a sexual way to Rove, I'm going to start going to mass (and I'm an atheist).

[jenn1977]

199. One word:

CREEEEEPY

[Rex]

200. Proof positive

that there is no such thing as bad publicity! Just when I think it can't get any more fucked up in this country BLAM! What's next? Rove and Gannon caught in bed together?

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

201. He's back -- without an editor apparently

"It was horrified that the relentless string of hostile and a few downright disrespectful questions had been broken. "

Is he talking about his ummm, member?

[izzybeans]

202. no way he wrote that himself

who's the ghost writer?

[Window]

203. This thread has truly provided...

some much needed comic relief! I don't know when I've laughed so hard. Thanks.

[Junkdrawer]

204. G. Gordon Liddy, Ollie North, now Jeff Gannon...

Is that a pattern I detect? :think:

[CoffeeCat]

205. Gannon's site is a manufactured PR stunt, designed to manipulate...

...and convince the public that Jeff Gannon is some kind of shucky-darn, third-rate partisan who is acting totally independent of the White House.

The same top-level officials who gave Gannon White House access-- are now behind this site. They want us to view Gannon as a harmless hayseed--fighting his own personal battle between conservatism and liberalism. Therefore, he couldn't possibly be sophisticated enough to know someone at the White House!

It's difficult to envision someone as a hard-nose, intelligent White House operative--when they introduce themselves with, "I'm baaaaaaack!", isn't it? That's exactly what they want.

The site was purposely cobbled together to look amateurish. The sub-par writing tells the tale of a sniveling misfit.

Furthermore, this site's purpose is to re-frame the scandal into a LEFT vs. RIGHT battle with these tidbits: "So Feared by the Left It Had to Take Me Down", "The left hates me", "The left tried to make me go over to the dark side", "The left side is attacking conservatives."

Someone in the White House spent some time crafting this red-herring.

The real issue is NOT that Gannon was a conservative reporter, pretending to be an unbiased reporter--it's that he was pretending to be a reporter at all!!! The issue isn't that liberals hate Gannon's politics, it's that he was a paid plant, used by the White House to further an agenda by asking questions that would prop up Republican policies and attack the Democrats.

This is about the White House paying fake reporters to shill for their agenda--while an unsuspecting America assumes that all White House reporters are credentialed, experienced and legitimate.

Gannon's site is a pitiful extension of BushCo business-as-usual propaganda.

[EFerrari]

207. Hey, GOPUSA.com has a broken "board of directors" page

I remember looking at it last week. What's up with that?

Anyone have that page somewhere in their gannongate folder?

[EFerrari]

208. In their dreams

from The Austin Chronicle 2/18/2005
illustrator: Doug Potter

[earth mom]

210. Has anyone emailed him and asked him if his real name is

Johnny Gosch? I'd love to hear his reply to that one!

[babsbunny]

218. I emailed him and

told him to go down in history as a hero, instead of a joke! Currently, he is a joke!

[thereismore]

211. He calls it GANNONGATE. It's catching on. n/t

[Lucid Code]

213. Wow

- he shilled for right-wing propaganda
- he prostituted himself
and now he's selling himself as a scandal

geez, this guy will whore anything that's not nailed down.

[justsomegirl]

214. Great!

So, who's got the much-rumoured photos of jeff and spongebob squarepants in compromising postions?:D

[Catherine Vincent]

224. SwampRat has it!

[babsbunny]

220. His faith?

His faith in what, SATAN?

[KaliTracy]

236. his faith that *someone* in the WH will protect him no matter what he

does or says... how arrogant can one be? and why is he trying to stir up the water? What is the purpose of this -- do you think Republicans even CARE about this guy? They want him to be faded into the background, I'm guessing. SO -- why would he be so brash as to flaunt and gyrate and stick his tongue out with his fingers wagging from his ears yelling "I'm baaaack" ???? weird. weirder. what will be weirdest in all of this?

edit - typo

[Kimber Scott]

226. The arrogance of these people is a testament to their belief they have

the entire system under their thumb. You know what people say, though, "Pride goes before the fall."

Jeff Gannon Guckert, it is you who has divorced himself from reality. You are a liar and you can't even remember your own name.

[Arkana]

231. Rock solid, eh?

That must be his new stage name.

[KaliTracy]

237. LOL!! n/t

[KaliTracy]

232. if it weren't for the call for $$ - I'd think this was a spoof... honestly

"They dug deep for dirt, dredging up things long past and erecting a fantasy world worthy of a Vince Flynn novel. What they found is domain names and sexy pictures from which sprung rumors and conspiracy theories. Based on some of the emails I’ve received, many of these people were conflicted with hatred for my politics and tingling they experienced while viewing pictures said to be me."

WTF??
:eyes:

btw--emphasis mine

[Danascot]

233. Letter to Jim/Jeff:

You should get a book deal and write a book… and you should write it as soon as possible.

You've said you wouldn't rat on Bush/GOP but let me put it to you this way:

You’ll make a ton of money. Your chance to make money is now. You’ll never get a better chance again. Not even close. You’ll never make that kind of money as a male escort, or anything else you might ever do in your life.

Look at it this way. If you have a $200 date every weeknight and a $1,200 weekend every week for a year you gross $118,800… that’s before taxes… plus, think of all the wear and tear on whatever. I bet you could get a book deal for a mil in advance and 20% of sales. Why not? With enough juicy stuff in it, it could be the biggest seller of the year.

You’re a guy who likes attention. You’ll get more than you ever dreamed of if you write a tell-all book. You’ll be on the talk shows, go on a book tour, speaking engagements… You’ll be in demand. You'll have groupies begging for your body.

You’ll get to tell it your way. Directly to the American people. With no bloggers, press, commentators, or anyone else twisting things out of context or putting words in your mouth.

I have no doubt you believe fervently in conservatism. Writing a book will give you a pulpit to voice your most deeply held convictions. And just think of all those liberals who will be forced to read your book and then no doubt be converted to the “right” way of thinking by the power of your arguments. Just make sure you include a lot of sex and sleaze and name names and you can spout off for a good 100 pages.

You like being a loose cannon too. I just know you do. Now’s your chance to shake things up and stick it to all those jerks who took advantage of all your hard work and now won’t even return your calls. You’ve worked your ass off for them and what have they done for you? Zip & Nada respectively.

Don’t think your buddies in the WH will help you out. They’re backing away from you so fast their tassel loafers are smoking. You owe them nothing.

If you think the WH/GOP/Right Wing will reward you for toughing it out for them, think again. It’s not their style. You’ll get squat from them. If you’re going down… and you are… they’ll sooner throw you an anchor than a lifeline.

And even if they did offer you something to shut up it wouldn’t come close to the bundle you’ll make on a book.

And think about this: The higher your profile, the safer you’ll be. If you’re famous you’ll be much more difficult to make disappear.

In fact, if you take a low profile, it wouldn’t surprise anyone if you have an accident or disappear entirely. (“He must have left the country secretly. We can’t find a trace of him anywhere.”) What you could say could really hurt them. You're a liability to them now. The house of cards is getting real shakey and they could do something stupid. Watch your back, Buddy.

A good ghostwriter should be able to crank it out in a week and it could hit the streets a week after that.

The title? "I was a Prostitute for the White House" has a ring to it, though I'm sure the forces here at DU can come up with something wittier.

Write the book. Your public is waiting, Jim/Jeff.

[Catherine Vincent]

241. That's very good. I hope he reads it.

I want to write to him and ask if he was a liberal or a conservative in his escorting days.

[UdoKier]

244. God, he looks so f-ing STUPID.

Go back to what you're good at, "Jeff". There are so many helmets left to be shined, so many c-notes to be earned...

[BrightKnight]

245. He has a dark neocon halo. - n/t

[Lisabtrucking]

249. Haaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a brain dead idiot.

[tgnyc]

250. "My faith and my ideology are ROCK SOLID..."

and so is my johnson.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

251. heh, heh...bush is trying to figure out how to put a restraining

order on this nut job without pissing him off and having him spill the beans. Time to have Karl rummage around the old white house attic for a noose and footstool...one more "accidental" suicide coming up!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

252. It is not the liberals who want you to go away, Jim/Jeff

We are trying everything under the sun to keep your story out there! It is your thug pals who want to see your sorry ass disappear. So BY ALL MEANS, DON'T GO AWAY!!!!!

[demnan]

254. Well the picture of him was rather boring

compared to others I've seen. :evilgrin:

[rocktivity]

257. Your lies are rock solid, too, Jeffy

Jonah Goldberg puts Gannongate in its proper perspective for National Review Oniline. I don't like the chipmunk comparison, I think of myself more like a badger.

I thought it was gerbils...

:evilgrin:
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