Where is Gannon right now? Does BushCo have him sequestered?

[Stevendsmith]

He has all the answers.

He should avoid air travel--hell, any travel.

[Crankie Avalon]

1. The White House responds:

"Where's the Bulldog? Who wants to know?"

[Stevendsmith]

4. Where's the Bulldog? !!!

That's what I should have titled my post!

Who wants to know?!!

Hilarious!

[BrainRants]

2. Probably preparing for his sudden "accident" n/t

[murray hill farm]

3. Well...hopefully...

he has given those answers to others...and that they are stashed somewhere...and will come out if he should have an accident...which may be the only reason he is still alive..if he is!

[Warpy]

5. More importantly, where is the Congressional investigation?

Even kneejerk antiabortion homophobes on the far right who think Fuckwit is the second coming should be a little nervous about this one.

I mean, what would have happened if he'd been found out by an Iranian or North Korean agent instead of a few patriotic bloggers? He'd been hustled past a background check he'd have no chance of passing into the inner circle. He'd changed his name, meaning he knew he had something to hide. THINK of the blackmail!!!

This isn't just about who his sugar daddy in the White House is. It's about risking national security to get a dirty trickster into place.

[theblasmo]

8. This Is The Greatest Sentence Ever

"Even kneejerk antiabortion homophobes on the far right who think Fuckwit is the second coming should be a little nervous about this one."
Beautiful. I want to buy the T-Shirt rights.

[koopie57]

6. He is with

osama in the Lincoln bedroom.

[leftofthedial]

7. don't worry about Jimmy Jeff

he'll come out on top

[idiosyncratic]

9. And, because he left an impression

he'll be around for awhile

(as long as he doesn't get suicided.)

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. At least, that's what he claims

I think this time Jimmy Jeff the Freeper is going to get screwed, like he's never been screwed before.

[woodsprite]

11. Probably in a secret undisclosed location with Gonzales. n/t

[leftofthedial]

13. he's gonna get screwed in a secret undiscloses location?

Ouch!

[geniph]

12. On his knees under KKKarl's desk

and there's an image I didn't need in my head right now.