Who was Gannon/Guckert's White House John?

[pamela]

[BuyingThyme]

1. If there is/was a WH john, he was probably in uniform...

That seems to be Gannon's specialty.

How 'bout Tommy Franks or Richard Myers?

[pamela]

4. Maybe, but...

I think his real specialty was his appeal to Chickenhawks who fantasize about fucking a military type. My money is on Bush with Rove as a close second.

[BuyingThyme]

7. They do have that born-again thing in common...

"I'm pro-American, pro-military, pro-democracy, pro-capitalism, pro-free speech, anti-tax and anti-big government. Most importantly, I'm a Christian. Not only by birth, but by rebirth through the blood of Jesus Christ."
-- Gannon/Guckert

[Zeke]

2. I Say...

I say Andrew Card, Chief O Staff.

In his position, he could defifniately
arrange press passes for Guckert.

No one sees Bush or Rove without
Chief O Staff approval.

[pamela]

5. That's an interesting choice.

I forgot about him.

[NV Whino]

3. I would love for it to be Scottie or Karl, but

I think it was some low-level guy we've never heard of. A somebody who knows somebody who knows Scottie and passed the word to Scottie that there was a ringer in the pool.

[pamela]

6. I think the White House press gig was a gift to JimmyJeff.

My theory is that he was somebody's boy toy in the White House and he was given the press gig to make him happy, shut him up or just to make it easier to explain his presence in the White House.

[absolutezero]

8. dubya

I'm hoping its dubya, I want to watch every single repuke that voted for him because of moral values explode with confusion/rage/jesus fury

[LiviaOlivia]

9. from Jesus' General

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2005_02_13_patriotboy_archive.html#110844797284009184

[pamela]

10. I hope so, too.

But first, I hope we can get him under oath saying "I did not have sex with that gay prostitute."

[KoKo]

11. Some "brass" in the Pentagon....Scotty is too easy...

It goes hight, imho...:shrug:

[pamela]

13. Maybe Rummy?

I forgot to add him, too.

[Penguin31]

12. ...Missing Choice,..

All of the Above

[carpe diem]

14. i concur with this one...

i think they were literally having circle jerks...jeff/jim ever been to the ranch?

[greenmutha]

15. My vote's for Scotty. Didn't you see that big, shit-eating grin he gave

Gannon during a press conference? (There's a clip somewhere... will try to find it.)

On Edit: Here it is!
http://www.edwardsdavid.com/BushVideos/olbermann_gannon_050209-02.rm