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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:10 PM
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Why is Bush's left eye embedding itself deeper and deeper into his head?
Is that the valve for the lizard suit?
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:12 PM
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1. This thread is worthless without pics.
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Wrinkle_In_Time Donating Member (664 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:13 PM
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3. /Fark n/t
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:12 PM
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2. The vacuum inside his skull is sucking everything back in. nt
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:19 PM
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20. Touche!
Best answer! :evilgrin:
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AutumnMist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:17 PM
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4. Alien Abduction of The Left Eye
Occurs in many right leaning men. :)
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Dr Ron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:18 PM
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5. Why is bush's head embedding itself deeper and deeper up his ass?
The medical term for what he has is "cranial rectal insertion."
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:19 PM
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6. He's got a sinkhole in his brain...
Many pretzels have disappeared into it.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:21 PM
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7. Hey, never mind that! What about that third eyebrow he's got? It's
almost in the middle of his other two eyebrows, but it's slightly asymmetric. I've always wondered where it came from.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:57 PM
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9. A phantom twin?
He looks like when he was born (the first time) the doctor grabbed his face with the forceps.

Thanks all, the sparks are flying. :hi: Livinginphotographs (Swooop SMACK ouch :spank:) is right. No photo. (Ya got one, LIP?) Day by day his eye screws in deeper and tighter.

So, as for worthlessness, I'm still distracted by the fact that this Reagan/Bush/Quayle clone was appointed president a second time and there doesn't seem to be a thing anyone can do about it.

Even with all the worthwhile discussion on DU.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:30 AM
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12. Oh, there's something "anyone" can do about it...
He can be impeached. He's not representing the democrats (obviously), but more to the point, he's not representing the republicans, either. Look at how he continues on with his "amnesty" plan, completely deaf to the screams of his own constituents. (Geez, first his eyes, now his ears have gone out. Somebody call the techs.)

Nixon resigned after people from HIS OWN PARTY came and strongly suggested it to him.

Failing impeachment, there is always lame-duck-ism. He's well down the path to that already.

So. You a democrat?:P
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:51 AM
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13. Onward and urrpward
Thanx for picking up on that. Option to impeach-- that's encouraging. But what happened to the damned election? I missed seeing any substantive discussion or resistance when this second election was hijacked. The record skipped a bit and we all went on with... whatever.

As for party affiliation, I have been voting defiantly (rather than not at all) AS IF it matters since Reagan.

Malloy last night was raving (love him) about the Gannon scandal and Plame connection and "why aren't people being arrested?"

Having watched Reagan get the snowball (in Hell) rolling with the Ever Bigger LIe and Ever More Outrageous Action being accepted or ignored by the American people.... and after 2 presidential selections.... I don't expect much.

I'm considering the possibility that if the political system is completely broken, the solutions may not be political.

So, am I a Democrat? :bounce:

p.s. if our salvation (from Bush's Rapture) depends on Republicans eating their own, we're scrrrrrewed!
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:15 AM
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14. Just remember Watergate!
I remember it. It was a true debacle. It can happen again.

In the realm of non-political solutions... well, yeah, I've thought that, too.

If our salvation from Bush's Rupture, I mean Rapture, depends on repukelicans eating their own, we're screwed? I don't think so! At the very least, it will at least be entertaining watching them play "repukelican Survivor".

PS They're already eating their own over the border issue. When I speak to a repukelican about politics, I always end up saying, "Habla espanol?" Scares 'em.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:32 PM
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15. If not now, when?
Today the NYT reported that the Bush regime ignored repeated warnings about suicide airline hijackings, prior to Sept 11. Is anyone using the "I" word?

Besides Air America?

If he isn't impeached for this, for lying about it, for obstructing the investigation... what would it take?
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:36 AM
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18. The wheels take a while to start turning.
The funny thing is, it's the trivial things that get them caught. For example: the whole thing with "Jeff Gannon". The public feels it can understand something on that level. The public has more trouble understanding high-level foreign affairs. Obviously the thing about his ignoring the warnings is a million times more important than the "Gannon" (Guckert) thing, but it's the little things that catch them. My opinion: those who want to save this country should choose whichever of his lies gives them the most momentum--no matter how trivial.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:14 PM
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19. Good point
I appreciate your perspective. And I want to agree with your strategic suggestion. Not sure what will be effective. The brainwashing we are dealing with is more pervasive at every level than many realize. People are able to dismiss and ignore the most outrageous acts, as we are seeing right now.

Cheers then.

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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:53 PM
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21. Yes--cheers! Remember,
sometimes getting what you want is the worst thing that can happen to you! The repukelicans who wanted George W. Bush re-elected are about to find that out! Pass the popcorn.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 10:41 PM
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8. Because he is a cyclops
Didn't you notice this before now?
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 11:07 PM
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10. That's it! LOL
Got it.
Cheers then.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 11:17 PM
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11. Happy to be of help LOL
Edited on Wed Feb-09-05 11:18 PM by Carni
Rove is medusa (except he's so gross that even all the snakes refuse to reside on his head lol)
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:47 PM
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16. cyborg flesh rots
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 12:55 AM
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17. I saw them play once
Cyborg Flesh Rots RULES!

:headbang:
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