Caption Laura "Passport to Manhood"

[imax2268]

"Don't listen to Rappers...they hate our freedoms"

[Sydnie]

1. "Did she just call me HOMEY? Crazy Beyotch!" n/t

[Sparkly]

2. "I know exactly what it's like to grow up in the 'hood,

and I'm here to help you cope as I did."

(Btw, the look on that little boy's face is priceless!!)

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. What you talkin about, Pickles? n/t

[lectrobyte]

6. LOL!

[liveoaktx]

4. whaddaya say we slip out the back and have a smoke?

[Red_Viking]

5. Cracker ass cracker!

I love that. I'm a cracker myself, from the south and everything, the real deal.

That kid looks petrified. I have an image of a man-mountain secret service guy just out of the frame glaring at the kid and motioning for him to smile.

When do the grown-ups get to be in charge again? :P

RV

[eridani]

7. Whatchu mean WE, white girl?

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. Now take my advise

don't go joining no gangs. You are much better off working on your own. That way you don't have to share the profits from those dime and nickel bags with anyone else.

[cap]

16. dime bag laura herself

"I worked by myself and I didn't have the benefit of all the cheap heroin my husband got sent in from Afghanistan".

[Bees_Bees]

9. It's funny because she's not even looking at him.

[Swamp Rat]

10. Whatchutalkin'bout Willis?

:D

[Vinca]

11. Uh oh, she said the magic words.

"Hate our freedoms." You know what that means folks? The Army will probably invade the Emmy Awards and drag a large number of well dressed black men off to Gitmo for a little R & R and I don't mean rock 'n roll.

[Malva Zebrina]

12. she is wound tight as a spring nt

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. She must have had a double dose

her pinky is straight today.

[peekaloo]

14. Have you ever considered "gettin' jiggly wit the military"?

Isn't that how you people say it? My purse is under the table, please don't hurt me.

[Drifter]

15. There is nothing more honest than the face of a child ...

And that one looks frightened.

He is thinking ... "Holy crap, what's Jane Jetson doing here, and WheresGeorge?!"

Cheers
Drifter

[Tyler Durden]

17. Who the F*** are YOU, crazy rich white woman?

And what the F*** are you doing here; get off the wrong exit?

[underpants]

18. White people

:crazy:

[underpants]

19. Laura:"See now when *I* was a young black male......."

:bounce:

[underpants]

20. Laura:"Once GET the passport you will be welcome into our society"

:grr:

[htuttle]

21. "Did you know I speak jive?"

[MsTryska]

25. *lmao*!

awesome airplane! reference

[underpants]

22. Laura:Now listen this is important I like a triple fold on the hand towels

Do you think you can remember that?

[txaslftist]

23. It's for my husband, not me. Really. I know all blacks deal...

[BernieBear]

24. Oh yeah, she looks reeeeeaaaaallll comfy -- not.

[MsTryska]

26. "now let me tell you about Social Security reform....

you're a black male and black males don't live as long as the rest of americans. now that's not really fair is it? that's why you should give all your money to corporations....."




the boy: "my momma is right - this stepford bitch is crazy."

[Maclilly]

27. You guys are too much

[elehhhhna]

28. ...and when you graduate, the twins "stamp" your Passport...

[txaslftist]

29. see, with vouchers you wouldn't have to go to a negro school.

[callous taoboy]

30. Her lips are moving, but all I hear is "quack quack quack."

[livinginphotographs]

31. Caption.

LAURA: Brezzoow shlfurgee need more percocet shurfl drool.

KID: Uh.......

[ewagner]

32. "and exactly.....

what does Jive-ass Honkey mean?"

[jdj]

33. NO caption, but that kid looks scared shitless.

I'm sure his parents were like "Don't worry, Rodney, she won't kill you and drink your blood at a PUBLIC FUNCTION. Just make sure not to get too close, and don't let her take you to the bathroom.