Troops in Iraq redeployed to protect us from SpongeBob.

[stray cat]

A humorous e-mail on the attempt to smear Keith Olbermann by the James Dobson crew.

Your e-mails to Keith
Updated: 3:48 p.m. ET Jan. 28, 2005


Spongebob, dude
Jan. 28

Hey Keith. I am in Iraq and I am sorry to hear that SpongeBob is the real axis of evil we should be concerned about. Just wanted to let you know we are packing up our equipment and redeploying to try to stomp out this threat to society.  I think this place can take care of itself over here for a while we look for that yellow absorbent terrorist! Keep up the good work.  Don't let them get you down! 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6241426/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Draft SpongeBob!

Oh, wait; they can't... absorbent and yellow and homo is he. Oh, well; at least he and Patrick can be together, though I suppose Dobson would totally freak if Patrick actually moved into SpongeBob's pineapple.

Olbermann's comments are hilarious, and the Dobson-bots are, of course, outraged. What a bunch of morans.