'Jesus' appears in front of Pat Robertson's CBN News HQ

[ck4829]

Today, Pat Robertson saw the messiah.

Or the messiah according to Pat.

In Reality:

An armored truck broke down in front of the CBN Building. Pat, being the 'good Christian' he was, decided to liberate the money. Using his armed thugs, they freed the money, beat the security guards senseless, and gave a 'donation' to Pat.

Meanwhile:

The real Jesus, after reading about Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc. screams "Who are these people!?"

[nostamj]

1. was Jesus CRYING?

[proudbluestater]

2. Was Jesus shaking his fist at Robertson?

[William Bloode]

3. I remember....

Some years back when i was a young lad. I was no more than 12-14, but i happened to cat Pat on T.V. Well ol' Pat actually had the gall to come out in front of the nation, and claim "god" had spoke to him! Told him he needed to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for band new television broadcasting equipment.

He actually was up there telling folks "god" had spoke though him, and was basically commanding through "god" to send money. :\

I could only think to myself, this guy is just about 1/2 a step from making a few 5gl coolers of "god" juice and commanding folks to drink it.

I always saw him as pretty creepy since then. In fact i try to pay him as little attention as i can.

I never understood how such televangelist, got to speak for Christian America? Look at them Robertson, Falwell, Baker, Swaggert,and fools like Benny Hinny <<<< They are all so disgraceful and slimy, whats their appeal? I am a spiritual man myself, but these folks always made me feel dirty, and slimy(about them)whenever i would see them. I just don't understand it.