Ann Coulter revealed at last!

[Warpy]

"We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger."
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"The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the village in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liberals, religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, “The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I don’t know why.”'


http://www.straponvets.com/

heh.

[Walt Starr]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a HOOT!

[cyn2]

2. lol....pretty good n/t

[donsu]

3. in Key West Coulter was known as "Pudenda Shenanigans"

nt

[Snotcicles]

13. AKA Lubis Sprong AKA Klabish Fwinky n/t

[greenbriar]

4. it is as true as the swifties...

try it on for size

[medeak]

5. adam's apple finally confirmed n/t

[Kurovski]

10. Hey, my sister has an Adam's apple!

And I know she was born a girl. Still is.

Funny article, though.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. I knew it!

The truth is revealed at last. I'm positively convinced.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

7. The disclaimer at the bottom...

:7

[Walt Starr]

9. Yep, total hoot

This is a satirical website. No right-wing nutjobs were harmed during production. Our apologies to drag queens everywhere.

[wicket]

8. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is hilarious!!!! :D

[underseasurveyor]

11. Is this for real?

:evilgrin: Sorry couldn't resist saying that :spank:

That is funny.....ROTF

[annabanana]

16. It's been reported...............................n/t

[underseasurveyor]

17. So that can only mean one thing = 8-( )

It MUST be true :wow: Hey this is old news but didja also hear that bush eats poo? In CHURCH no less :evilgrin: bwahahahahahahahaha

[Walt Starr]

18. Some Republicans are aghast at these revelations about coulter

:evilgrin:

[underseasurveyor]

23. Only because it makes them think about their own sexuality

and force an honest introspect about their own true selves ;-)

:evilgrin:

[pippin]

12. Former Boy/Girl Friend's Name

Ustahav Toubohls!!! :evilgrin:

[Snotcicles]

14. Real name is Truly Sportinwood n/t

[Carl Brennan]

15. More..... ROFLMAO!!

....Former boss Phil Yoras recalled those heady days, “Pudenda was really popular with all the celebrities who came in. She really worked the Republicans. Dennis Hastert, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Dick Cheney, they all used to sit right up front for her shows. Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be her favorite, but once she dressed in lederhosen and tried to do “My Favorite Things” while sitting on his lap. That was the last time Arnold came in. Of course he left holding a plate in front of his pants, I don’t know why.”

By 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating a Lebanese businessman, Ustahav Toubohls and the two were believed to be deliriously happy. Friends report Pudenda always had a fetish for muslims and was considering a marriage proposal. But then she opened up the New York Times one day and saw a picture of Mr. Toubohls with a famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result, “Pudenda was devastated, she couldn’t stand seeing her Toubohls with another woman. She cried and cried, ‘I miss my Toubohls, I want my Toubohls back!’ I don’t think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or muslims in general.”

After that Ms. Shenanigans disappeared for years, only resurfacing in the 90’s as Ann Coulter. Her hatred for muslims, gays and feminists is odd for her former coworkers. Long Dick Gone, a former co-worker stated, “At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here’s a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adam’s apple and that’s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.”........

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

19. times like this, i wish i hadn't changed my username

oh well

[nytemare]

25. Nahhh!

The Great Dictator was one of the best movies ever! I also thought the music in it was very good.

[leftofthedial]

20. Pudenda

Shenanigans


!!


grk!

LOL

[superconnected]

21. They are all fakes and hypocrites

Figures.

[superconnected]

22. Adenoid_Hynkel - Good Call!

[AngryWhiteLiberal]

24. She...uh, he...no, wait. Coulter didn't earn those cross-dressing awards

She/he just joined the NYC Cross-dressers Club to earn the accolades that would later benefit his/her career.

That Coulter...she/he's NO HERO.

JB

[timtom]

26. This could almost fly...

n/t