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from todays Wonkette....www.wonkette.com
A Wonkette operative alerted us to an item in Sunday's Reliable Source about the effectiveness of Kerry's official surrogates, rock-n-roll division. A Republican functionary in the Maryland government, Rob Carter, has used his own hard earned money (perhaps the part that would have gone to taxes?) to print up t-shirts for the "2004 Irrelevance Tour," listing the artists who toured in support of the erstwhile Democratic ticket: Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam, John Fogerty, Jackson Browne, James Taylor and John Prine. Our hearts go out to the tireless Jon Bon Jovi, who didn't even make the "irrelevant" line-up. Clearly, Carter did not grow up in the '80s.
But what we really love is the jocular apercu Carter's come up with: "You lost. Now shut up and entertain me!" Guess "Suck on it, assholes," was too subtle. But it would have gone better with his "Mustache Rides 50 Cents" foam hat.
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