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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:39 PM
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Bush is Starting to Look Like Jerry Falwell
Have you noticed? All those guys start to look alike after while.

Bush is holding his head in the same stiff, I'm better than you, fashion that Fallwell does. Next he will start to look kind of shiny - like he's way too clean.

Don't know why, but radical Evangelicals all start to look alike - and they all have this wierd shiny thing going on.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:42 PM
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1. it's not shiny - it's high gloss evil wax /nt
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:44 PM
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2. lol
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mcg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:12 PM
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13. Separated at birth?




About the LaHaye's, Moon, and the CNP:

http://www.historicist.com/articles2/lahaye.htm



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dave502d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:45 PM
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3. Could be the tail and horns.
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:47 PM
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5. They Start to Look They Have B een Dipped in Starch
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Daisey Mae Donating Member (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:46 PM
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4. Could the look alike thing be the plain evil showing through......
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:48 PM
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6. Most of Those People Aren't What I would call evil -
They just seem to be missing something important in their personalities. Like the possibility of thinking an original thought.

When you get so stern in your beliefs I think your whole being starts to become stiff, too. And in the case of preachers you can take that a couple of way.s
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:49 PM
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7. They're all anointed in Crisco.


which is just ironic. i mean ashcroft could have picked olive oil. sesame oil even. but crisco?


can you get much more whitebread than that?
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:49 PM
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8. And he speaks just like Pat Robertson..
Scary! I just discovered it the other day when I noticed the same damn inflection in their voices... I hadn't noticed it before as I hadn't heard Pat speak in years. It came back in a flash when Pat did that "you need to warn the people about casualities" bit a week before the election. Truly SCARY!
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:50 PM
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10. You want to see scary - watch Jimmy Swaggert for a while
That man is plain deranged.
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:52 PM
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12. To do it right you have to learn to say "Jesus" in 3 syllables.
Je e sus.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:50 PM
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9. You mean like a bloated gasbag?
I think they get that shiny look from excessive masturbation.
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 05:51 PM
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11. Maybe its from something prostitutes sell
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seaj11 Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:17 PM
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14. Shiny because...
they won't use makeup; it's an evil. (This is just a guess. Who knows?)
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