Quite possibly the funniest LTTE ever.

[Fenris]

Jesus speaks through the Republicans

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township

http://www.mcall.com/news/opinion/letters/all-balboanov08,0,3274850.story?coll=all-newsopinionletters-hed

[seraph]

1. In simple English...

What the fuck is it with these whackjobs?


Did Jesus carry a MAC-10?

[BillZBubb]

2. I don't think it is funny.

Airheads like that run this country. That's not funny.

[skypilot]

3. Two questions

What state is this? And is this letter serious? It almost seems like a parody of something a fundie Bush voter would say. It's either a joke or it's so spot on it's scary.

[No Mandate Here.]

10. Eastern Pennsylvania- in a relatively Blue (?) area?

but it sure sounds like from around here in the bible belt of PA..

They're everywhere! They're everywhere!

[skypilot]

11. Pennsylvania.

That's what I was afraid of. I was hoping it was a Washington Township somewhere else far, far away from me.

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. ok, ok that is it, Bush is truly the antichrist

and the fundies are the false church... they keep giving evidence of this

Or could they be putting antoher in front of the lord which is an afront to the lord?

Nah that would never enter their pea sized brains

[flakey_foont]

5. So...

Jesus or God, ,or whatever can create the world in 7 days, but ...has to cheat to get His candidate of choice elected?

so according to this wanker's logic,,, then I suppose that I, for one, still oppose God's will

see ya in Hell

[liberalmuse]

6. Scary, not funny!

Save us from these idiots.

[ewagner]

7. This confirms it

The repubs/conservatives saw this election in the Guns, God and Gays context.

[onenote]

8. jesus was quite the sharpshooter, as I recall

idiots...

onenote

[requiem99]

9. It has to be sarcasm. While i know many people this stupid,

they're just that: STUPID. They don't usually write letters to the editor, and certainly not with good grammar and spelling.

[archineas]

12. This is not funny.

As a gay person who worries that the biblist right will eventually call for the killing of gay people on moral grounds, i can't see this as entertaining.

j

[aden_nak]

13. Jesus packs heat?

[RunningFromCongress]

14. And you want me to argue w/ this guy

so we can win elections, Mr. Clinton? No thanks, I'll stick to getting out the base

[Wat_Tyler]

15. Even now I can feel myself slowly gaying.

Who can arrest this heinous gayness which washes over me like a large blubbery man with a girly name? Save me, Jeebus!

[skypilot]

16. Do you have my feather boa?

*

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Looks like I've got the whole bird here.

:o