Questions to brother mopaul on an important spiritual matter...

[Hubert Flottz]

You seem to know more than anyone here so far, that I've run into on DU, who knows very much about the teachings of Extreme Jesus!

1.Why does Extreme Jesus only speak to us through the Prodigal Prick?
2.Did Extreme Jesus really hand down the eleventh commandment today which reads as follows: "Do unto others as soon as they turn their backs!"???
3.Do I only get to ask one question about Extreme Jesus, like the guys at the White House who ask questions? If the answer to my third question is YES, please disregard questions two and three and FORGIVE ME!

I am going to bed shortly, so if you want to answer my question, or questions, in my dream tonight, PLEASE, Fire At Will!

My spell check just indicated to me, that this time, I've spelt every word correctly! That is the first time that has EVER happened! Is that some sort of a sign?

[Hubert Flottz]

1. I slept , I waited and I drempt, but I never Got The WORD!

Hell, I even repented!