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Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 01:33 PM by KansDem
Who has a lot of money now? Churches! And which churches have the most money? Christian Fundamentalists! They have their donor schemes down to a science: hit the gullible with donations from the pulpit, on the radio and TV, and in mailings. Put the bite on them day after day, week after week, year after year. Tell them they're going to Hell if they don't pony up!
So, what to do? Put together a 60-minute talk on some aspect of "liberal" ideals invading and polluting the pure thoughts of fundies. Something like "How Rock and Roll will Erode the Minds of Pubescent Christian Fundamentalists" Rant and rile on about these evils and how good Christians need to protect themselves. Use skewed statistics and other "scientific reports" to prove your point. This could be fun. Really! Use your very best "Elmer Gantry" impersonation.
Then collect your $3,000 fee and move on to the next tank town.
I think this would be a real money-maker for someone who has the ability to keep a straight face!
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