'Reasons not to slit your wrists' ---- Michael Moore

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If you thought the onslaught on Bush would be over once he won, well you were mistaken.

Instead it has become more vigorous. And guess who is leading the charge, none other than our very own - Michael Moore.

Despite his blog's (michaelmoore.com) unswerving silence since the declaration of the results, his word is finally out.

Of the 17 reasons he gave for "not to slit your wrists", here are a few witty ones:

1. George W Bush can't run for president again.

2. The age group which voted for Kerry were young adults (Kerry: 54 pc, Bush: 44 pc), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

3. Once again we are reminded that buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut - a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut
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