okay. you're a white hous press reporter. you have one question

[PretzelWarrior]

and one question only. what is it gonna be? Remember...only one question. He's got the willadapeople behind him.

Mine would be...

"so, Mr. President, you said I only have one question. Why are you such a goddamn prick?"

[billyoc]

1. Considering your father's assertion that

people who leak confidential CIA agents names are the "worst kind of traitors", why haven't you demanded that whoever outed Valerie Plaime be punished?

[DIKB]

3. DAMN

that's a killer right there.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. Mr Bush

why did my cousin die in iraq?

[hollywood926]

4. What is the difference between you and Osama bin Laden....

You both come from big oil money.

You are both religious fundamentalists who believe God wants you in a position of power.

You both disliked Saddam Hussein and wanted him out of power.

You both believe that it's acceptable to attack a country if you think they might (someday, maybe, possibly) be thinking about attacking you.

Oh wait...I already know the answer...Osama bin Laden TOOK RESPONSIBILITY for his actions. That's the difference.

YOU WILL NEVER BE MY PRESIDENT.

[PretzelWarrior]

8. lol. that is a good one.

anon.

[smiley_glad_hands]

16. WooooHoooooo. Sums it up for me too---Thanx. eom

[peekaloo]

5. Was Dick Cheney in charge of the anthrax mailings?

[intheflow]

6. Has Hitler always been your personal role model?

[7th_Sephiroth]

19. how manny times have you read mein Kampf?

"i dont hate anybody" Does that mean you dont hate nazi's?

[intheflow]

22. Hate to admit it, but I've never read it.

What are you referring to?

[DireStrike]

26. It's hitler's book

A question to Bush. But... I can't imagine him reading.

[intheflow]

32. See DU post from earlier:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1943806

[7th_Sephiroth]

28. its from death to smoochy

rainbow randolph tricks smoochy to go to a nazi rally, and those were 2 questions asked, along with the first that was posted in the post i replied to

[PretzelWarrior]

36. too funny.

LOL. I think it would be great to have a master list of questions to ask him that are of a humorous variety.

[7th_Sephiroth]

38. have you or have you not

shared dildo's with o'liely

[blm]

7. Why should anyone trust the future of their child or grandchild or the

care of the planet to any politician who is looking forward to the end of the world and its End Times scenarios and can control our foreign policy to fulfill its prophecies?

[darkstar]

9. Mr., er, Prezident

Why did you go to war against Saddam but THEN negotiate a disarmament deal with Lybia's Kadafi when he is a known sponsor of state-funded terroism that killed Americans in the Lockerbie incident?

[ET Awful]

10. Mr. President, Why do you hate America? n/t

[PretzelWarrior]

11. ehhhh...well-Jimmm.."hate Amurrika..that's a strong word.."

I don't know that I hate Amurika....I just love how stupid and gullible they are. so...hate? Maybe contempt. I think I have contempt for Amuricka. And contempt for you. NEXT.

[Cat Atomic]

12. When you wear your Generalisimo outfit, is it a uniform or a costume?

Technically speaking, I mean.

[neohippie]

13. Mister President

Did God tell you that you were going to be the President that led the world into Armageddon before or after you stopped using cocaine?

[walldude]

31. lol... good one! n/t

[AldebTX]

14. Mr President

How many Zeroes are there in a Trillion? As in a Multi-trillion dollar deficit

[smiley_glad_hands]

15. Mr. Bush, how does it feel to be the Anti-Christ?

[meisje]

17. would you like a cup of coffee

people will stop asking questions or they will no longer have jobs

[PretzelWarrior]

18. yours is esoteric. WTF?

I'm asking YOU a courageous cub reporter who knows you will be fired immediately after daring to yank his peter with some offensive question...what is that question?

I didn't say imitate John King of CNN.

[RevCheesehead]

20. If you can steal TWO elections, why can't you find Osama Bin Laden?

[highplainsdem]

25. Good one.

[info being]

21. Do you have any serious health problems?

Oh...I was just hoping.

[SammyWinstonJack]

30. Heh!

Aren't we all!

[greenbriar]

23. I would say

MR. PResident


why don't you go snort some coke and let the men handle this job

[Spiffarino]

24. Gee Mr. President, that's a real nice tie! Where do you get them?

I assume when you say "You're a White House Press Reporter" that I am actually supposed to pretend to be one.

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. If you're so "popular" why did you have to steal yet another election?

Mr. War pResident.

[wicket]

29. Did you pay for an illegal abortion in the 1970's?

[walldude]

33. Mr President, are you ever going to stop taking the blue pill?

because the rabbit hole keeps getting deeper...

[KellyPaDem]

34. Mr. Bush, will I get to chose my burka color?

[livinginphotographs]

35. What do you want to say to these Iraqi children, Mr Bush?

Was it worth it?

[PretzelWarrior]

41. WHOA! can you imagine it? reporter holds up those photos?

and BUsh answers..I tell them "Freedom is on the March".

[livinginphotographs]

46. Personally, I can't see any reporter having the balls to do so.

Seeing as most of them haven't done their jobs for the past four years.

Journalistic integrity in the US media seems to have been hidden away with all those WMDs.

[PretzelWarrior]

47. the person would definitely have to do so knowing they were

making a career change after that.

[PretzelWarrior]

37. Yes or No. Are you still gay?

LOL

[grace0418]

39. So which moniker will you be using

"Your Majesty," "Your Holiness," "Your Excellency"...?

[yewberry]

40. In the name of unity, will you apologize to the people of MA?

You & Mr. Cheney have spent the past several months mocking us and holding us up as an example of what's wrong with America. You joke about how MA people do not share values with the rest of the country.

We have among the lowest divorce rates & lowest teenage birthrate in the country; we have the highest per capita & family income in the country; our high school grad rate here is about 85% (among the highest in the country) and about 1/3 of the population of MA has earned a college degree.

Okay, so maybe you shouldn't apologize. Maybe you should EMULATE.

As if you could.

[Garbo 2004]

42. Mr. Bush, why do you hate our freedom? n/t

[WilliamPitt]

43. If you were a bee, and I were a gay bee, would you find me attractive?

[PretzelWarrior]

44. LOL. I picture him saying "could you repeat the question?"

that one is way out there. that's the kind of stuff I'd love to hear them ask right before they give up their serious and professional journalism career forever and go work for FoxNews.

[Oddman]

45. How does it feel to be the most hated man in the history of civilization?