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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:16 PM Original message |
I am really George W. Bush! |
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Goldom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. How will you defend America |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. My buddies in the media will deny anything is wrong in the first place. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. No you're not! |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. Actually, I can't. That's why Jesus invented spell-check just for me. |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. You can't be dumbya because you don't answer jack SHIT! |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. Just more proof that I am who I say I am. |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. I am going to send you a pretzel gift basket |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
16. Please send some beer to wash it down. |
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ixion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. what's it like to be a delusional, psychotic narcissist? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:32 PM Response to Reply #5 |
17. The voices in my head tell me it's great! |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. Fire Cheney |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. I can't fire my own boss. |
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Cat Atomic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'm honored you chose THIS internet, and not one of those OTHER internets! |
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LuCifer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:22 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. LMFAO!!!! |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 06:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
38. I don't understand your post. |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. Well my last internet was a typewriter. |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:09 PM Response to Reply #20 |
42. Was it an IBM selectric from the 70's |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. It was exactly the same type that my old base commander used |
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LuCifer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. Hey W, I have a question fer ya! |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:37 PM Response to Reply #8 |
22. You look like one my daughters after a drinking binge. |
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msturgis524 (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. It must be true |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
30. I was trying out these great new outfits for offical events |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
12. How many 'Internets' are there? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
23. The typewriter was my first. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. You spelled every word correctly. |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
25. Jesus taught me how to use spell-check. |
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olddem43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
19. Is it true that you eat shit and bark at the moon? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:47 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Yes. But only when Dick tells me to. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
21. So tell me then, |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:48 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. They are much more into Roofies than alchohol. |
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HamdenRice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
24. He W, I have a SERIOUS question for ya |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:07 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. I'm glad your patient, |
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Garbo 2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 10:45 PM Response to Reply #28 |
66. Ah, just as I thought! That explains a lot of things, especially Peeps. |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 10:55 PM Response to Reply #28 |
68. I like Peeps |
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Bragi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:21 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. I'm from Canada, George... |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Yes, you are in mortal danger! |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
32. Mr. President, is Newsman Matt Drudge actually writing your responses? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 02:17 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. No, it really is me. I'm just writing from the heart. |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
33. Who's making your decisions? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Dick. It's all about the Dick. |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:52 PM Response to Reply #36 |
48. so do you spit or swallow? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:56 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. I'm not sure I understand the question. |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:01 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. It's not that complicated |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:10 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. I really do love Dick, but I'm still confused. |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:20 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. He'd have to be willing to meet my price. |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:31 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. I'll let him know. |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:42 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. geesh, I was kinda looking forward to saving the country and all |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
34. Deleted message |
brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 02:21 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. That's a filthy lie! |
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jeningermany (23 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 06:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. thanks for ruining a very funny thread |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:44 PM Response to Reply #40 |
47. Ah, but most of the fun of being a troll is in ruining threads. |
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Abelman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
39. Oh, you old rascal! |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Don't feel bad, I've been fooling 45% of the electorate for years. |
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Aunt Anti-bush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. Health care. |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:16 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Have him take two tax cuts and call me in the morning. |
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HappinessPie (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
46. I have a question: Why don't you SIT AND SPIN on your own finger???? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 07:52 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Putting things in my anus is my specialty! |
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captain disgruntled (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:30 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. Dear Mr. President, |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:42 PM Response to Reply #54 |
61. With a tax cut! |
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strategery blunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
55. Why are we bombing innocent fetuses, er, I mean children, in Iraq? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:36 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Hey, it's their own fault! |
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
57. go fuck yourself |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:45 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. Here you go: |
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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
59. Mr President, I've heard rumors that one of the reasons you're so dumb |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 09:01 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Yes, but to be fair in the elite schools I attended, |
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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
64. Mr. President, |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 10:11 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. When Dean stops eating Kitten Fetuses. |
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kilaana (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
67. One word |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 11:12 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. New - clee - ers. (Darn) |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
69. Oh, and can you tell me what happened to my avatar? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 11:31 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. The Spongebob Squarepants show is a danger to America. Here's why: |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-04-04 11:50 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Thank you so much for protecting the children, Mr. President. |
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