Dumb All Over!

[DontTreadOnMe]

And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'cause if we don?t do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book you're using at the
Time...can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following god's orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin?
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,"
So...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. *sniff*

Man, we need Frank now.

[m_welby]

2. then do we segue right into heavenly bank account ?

He's got twenty million dollars in his heavenly bank account.
All from those chumps who was born again,

Whhoa yeah, whoa yeah!

He's got seven limosines and a private plane.
All for the use of his special friends

Whoa yeah whooa yeah.