"drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat"

[Syrinx]

*snip*

Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour.

On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And God's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,1333748,00.html

[mr blur]

1. Pretty comprehensive description there...

Ah, The Guardian, my favourite daily paper.

[Cha]

2. Good! But I have more confidence than

they do..Kerry is going to beat that little "lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat." And I'd call him a monkey-face!


And thank the World for praying for us!

[dogtag]

3. A must read. Made my day!

[ParanoidPat]

4. Nominated!

:evilgrin:

[MuseRider]

5. Put my thoughts out there

very well. They get it. I am so glad we can get this paper online.

[izzie]

6. Well that is an ear full.

Yet they will vote for him.

[bucknaked]

7. I still think the Kerry campaign needs to run ads featuring Blinky...

They absolutely need a subtle ad, that whilst the narrator discusses Bush's failures, simply shows monkey boy standing still, looking at Kerry with his signature, blank "I-have-absolutely-no-understanding-of-the-topic" expression with all that blinking going on.

After that airs... done deal!

[peacebuzzard]

8. Precious reading material!!

I had to take a medical leave to sit out this final stretch to election day. For four years my stress factor has been physically wrecking havoc with me and I blame this drooling monkey administration of our country for everything. This article correctly embodies my persona... Thank you poster.

[Cat Atomic]

9. On that wire- does anyone have any pictures handy?

I've only seen the one that was in the CNN article.

[Zhade]

10. WOW.

Good thing he doesn't live here, the SS would be all over him.

Stunning to see it in print.

[pippin]

11. I LOVE this!!!

Especially liked:

"Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts." :evilgrin:

So why are Americans the only ones in the whole wide world who can't see the ass hole
for what he is??

[LizW]

14. My favorite line too

And that ending....

:wow:

I wonder if this writer understands that NO ONE in the States could get away with saying that without being hauled away?

[Kahuna]

12. You gotta love the Brits.

I do. :loveya:

[deadmessengers]

17. Anglophiles

You know, with stuff like this in the British press, it's hard NOT to be an Anglophile.

It makes me a little sad, actually - what would America be like if we still had journalists with the sack to say something like that?

[giant_robot]

13. Awesome piece!

Thanks for the link!

[Soth]

15. Oh, man, that was excellent!

Brits, YOU RULE!!!

Maybe we should abbreviate that description, as per R.O.U.S.'s in The Princess Bride, and from now on call Bush...

The LSD-DSRIDBDTBM-FLC.

Except I guess that's not too memorable.

[deadmessengers]

16. Wow

Someone just got themselves added to the Do Not Fly list. It's a good thing the Secret Service doesn't have any real authority in the UK - they'd be on their way to Gitmo right now.

[pa28]

18. My favorite . . .

"If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts."

:evilgrin:

[ParanoidPat]

19. Kick!

:kick: