We'll have to face facts, we have lost Mary Lou Retten's vote.

[Darth_Kitten]

That pretentious runt always got on my nerves. ;)




To our fellow Americans:

We have given much thought to the values and characteristics that make a great athlete. Our lives have been spent trying to run farther, push further, and jump higher than the person beside us, or across the field of our chosen sport. With years of training and exhaustive competition beneath our belts, we have identified the values necessary to compete and win--values like personal strength, determination, a sense of fair play and faith.

The same qualities that make a great athlete make a great President--the determination to do what is right, regardless of the latest polls, the personal strength to bear the weight of the nation on your shoulders, and the faith that a higher power will direct the actions of good people.

We see in President Bush these same qualities.

In 2001, our nation was attacked without cause or provocation. The President's values saw us through those dark days after the terrorist attack. The economy was rocked by the dual blows of the terrorists' cowardly action and the reckless disregard of the rules by a few rogue executives. But President Bush's decisive, principled leadership has moved America forward, and today our nation is safer and our economy is strong and getting stronger.

The fight against terrorism takes decisiveness. It takes continued support for our troops and first responders. But most importantly, it takes courage and inspirational leadership in the White House. In these critical times, our President has had the courage to stand up and do what's right.

For that and for his unwavering character, we choose George W. Bush as our President for the next four years. He is a leader we can depend on to make the tough decisions and the right decisions. Please join us in supporting a candidate of courage, President Bush--a leader who backs our troops defending our nation and shares our values.

Sincerely,

[robbedvoter]

1. Is this spam she's sending? I am supposed to let cereal endorsers pick

a president for me? What a dope!

[Darth_Kitten]

2. Bush and Cheney are mighty proud of Mary Lou....

:evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

3. Mary Lou Who?

And she matters why? :evilgrin:

[Vickers]

4. "It takes continued support for our troops" Sign up, you dumb midget

Otherwise, QUIT DRAGGING THE TROOPS THROUGH YOUR POLITICAL VOMIT.

Fuckstick.

[Parche]

5. letter

Explain something to me, why do they say always say that we
were "attacked" on Sept 11th?
It was 4 hijacked airplanes


Do we all hope she lands on the un even bars really hard and
you know where?!!!

[Downtown Hound]

6. Yeah, running a superpower is so similar

to doing backflips on a mat. She's sold me, let me tell ya'.

[Iris]

7. Who is "we"? eom

[demgrrrll]

8. She was relentlessly cheerful wasn't she. I thought she was a phony. nt

.

[jhain]

9. ahh

poor thing...
it's just cause she can't reach the levers in the voting booth.

[Downtown Hound]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I understand Kerri Strug also endorsed Bush. Maybe she'll have her coach carry her into the polling place.

[FullCountNotRecount]

12. That MaryLou munchkin only won 'cause USSR dropped out!

She should thank Carter and Democrats for boycotting four years before so USSR boycotted in 1984!

[AP]

11. What do you want? She's probably going to live in the 80s for rest of her

life.

Does she still have that haircut?

She'll always long for President Reagan.

[jhain]

13. another comment

dh just said, "I can tell her where to stick that landing".

[noiretextatique]

14. what drivel

courage and inspirational leadership?!?! :wtf: she must be on something.

[liberalnurse]

15. Mary Lou drank the kool-aide.

[wrate]

16. Did you say Mary Lou Rotten? n/t

[camero]

17. "The same qualities that make a great athlete make a great President"

Like being hopped up on steroids and cheating.

[smirkymonkey]

18. Like anyone gives a shit about what Mary Lou Retton thinks.

I always thought she needed a good beating. Now I know why.

[justjones]

19. I never thought your vault was a 10, bitch, so sit down and STF up! (n/t)