If you could get in Bush's face and say what you wanted, what would it be?

[Tyler Durden]

You get one minute. Say whatever you want, it can be cussing him out, or trying to convince him of his evil ways.

You have to concentrate on one subject, you can get right in his face and spray him with spittle.

Take your shot. This shit is supposed to be therapeutic, so get some therapy and WAIL.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. "Where were YOU in '72?"

"...and 9/11?"

[Tyler Durden]

3. Forgot all about 911.

There's so much WRONG with Bush it's easy to lose track.

[Emboldened Chimp]

2. A simple FU would suffice to me

There are too many things to criticize him about, so a good, solid FU sums it all up.

[kysrsoze]

40. Even better if he were listening through the bars of his cell!

I believe in Karma, so anything can happen.

[Vrai]

67. Expressing our feelings is very hard to do

I read that there will be 3,000 official cops to protect the idiot when he visits Thailand. Somebody must be very worried that the puppet has serious enemies.

[Don_G]

4. The SS Would NEVER Let Me Get That Far!!!

[NeonLX]

5. How can a...

...privileged, pampered SOB like him, who's NEVER had to take responsibility for any of his own actions, who repeatedly got bailed out from stupid financial decisions by his daddy's rich buddies, who's NEVER had to worry about where his next meal is coming from, who's NEVER worried about how he's gonna pay the rent...how can someone like that presume to tell *anyone* else about "personal responsibility"? The guy hasn't an F-ing clue about personal responsibility.

[skypilot]

6. What exactly did you mean by...

"There's one terrible pilot"? Didn't you sit in on the intelligence briefing in August 2001?

[commander bunnypants]

7. You stupid F*******G idiot.

I guess that is about it. Then I would punch in the eye\



DDQM

[ret5hd]

8. I'd just sprinkle him w/ holy water and watch him disappear. (nt)

[ComerPerro]

9. One of two things

One:
"Boy, 9/11 really saved your ass, didn't it?"

Two:
It has always (since he got selected) been my dream to be in a line where he would be greeting and shaking the hands of everyone. I would wait till he got to me, hold my hand out, then when he reached for it I would put my hands in my pockets and give him a blank stare.

[Zero Gravitas]

34. I'd shake his hand

...and call him "Governor", or more accurately, "you stupid arrogant BASTARD"

[Tyler Durden]

10. I had something like this in mind...

You miserable dog-fucking son of a whore, may you wake up to your evil too late to repent of it and rot in HELL on a slow spit, you stinking fucked up rat-bastard, both you AND your daddy are miserable pigfucking assholes and have never had an honest thought or inkling in your entire lives you rotten son of bitch, may you catch some uncurable veneral disease in your mouth so that you can't hide the filth that comes out of that sodden sewer, you foul piece of shit.

[ComerPerro]

24. Thats pretty harsh

I like it

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Wow!

LOL! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel! My sentiments exactly! :evilgrin:

[gratuitous]

11. Other

George W. Bush? You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have that attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford an attorn--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Now, do you understand these rights as I have read them to you? Is there anything you'd like to say?

[The_Counsel]

32. Now THIS Response I Like...

Send the bastard to Leavenworth already!

Screw the orange jumpsuit: send him to Leavenworth butt-naked. The only thing he should be wearing is a bright red patch above his ass that says "Insert Penis Here."

[ComerPerro]

33. Something tells me Bush would enjoy that

Very much.

[TSElliott]

12. Not much since I have not mastered the skill of...

Talking out of my butt.

[Solly Mack]

13. I'd spit in his face

No words exist to convey my contempt for the man.

[DealsGapRider]

14. How could you possibly...

...cut veterans benefits WHILE WE'RE AT FUCKING WAR??

[jagguy]

15. I'm the one with the SS raiding

but I'd tell Big Dog the same thing. Its nothing short of robbery.

[NNadir]

16. You wanna pretzel?

[chilly]

17. who cares what you think!

from 2001:

Who Cares What You Think?
   an unconfirmed Smirk incident
  
"A friend of a friend met the President during his
inspiring stop in
Independence Park in Philly last Wednesday. Here's her
account: 

 So when the President was here on July 4, I had the
opportunity to shake his hand. I wasn't sure if that was a
good idea or not but I did it anyway, and said to him,
"Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very
disappointed in your work so far."

 He kept smiling and shaking my hand and answered, "Who
cares what you
think?" His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes
gave me a nasty little gleam look that said, if we'd been
drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered,
"let's take it outside.". He was
(fortunately) constrained by Presidential propriety.

 That was the end of it, until I turned away and started
scribbling the quote down in my notepad, so as to remember
"The Gift" forever. When he saw me do that he got
excited and craned his neck  over the rubberneckers to shout
at me, "Who are you with?  Who are you with?"

 People started looking so he made a joke: "Make sure you
get it right." But he kept at it: "Who do you write
for?" I told him I wasn't "with" anybody and
pointed to one of his staff people,  who knows me a little,
and said, "Ask him, he'll tell you."
  
 Then I split.  Half an hour later, my boss (who had helped
organize the event we were at) came up to me and said,
"Did you really tell the President that he was doing a
'lousy fucking job'?" 

 No way, I said, I was very polite, I just told him what I
thought.
Fortunately, my boss believed me. He wasn't happy with me, but
he believed me. 

 Sooooo, if you've ever wondered if the President really is
kind of a jerk, I'm here to tell you, he is, and I got
"The Gift" to prove it. I'm thinking of making up
t-shirts so we can share The Gift with everyone: 

 "Who cares what you think?"
  President George W. Bush, July 4, 2001





chilly

[NNadir]

18. You wanna pretzel?

You wanna pretzel?

Have two. Take the whole bag. Wolf 'em down, they're good.

[blackcat77]

19. "Have you no shred of decency, sir? Have you no shame?"

Originally Joseph Welch to Joe McCarthy but applies more than ever today.

[DinahMoeHum]

20. I'd say: "Personal Responsibility?? Accountability?? . . .

"you've run from those things your whole f**king miserable life"


:kick:

[The_Counsel]

21. I'd Probably Just Say "Where's My Phone Call...?"

...'cause I might just punch the bastard in his beady little eye for endangering me and mine. Unfortunately, rumour has it that the U.S. Secret Service doesn't take personal attacks on the President too well.

Anyway, I voted for "Other"... :evilgrin:

[blackcat77]

22. "Have you no shred of decency, sir? Have you no shame?"

Originally Joseph Welch to Joe McCarthy but is more applicable than ever with Bush.

[LoneStarLiberal]

23. Pull My Finger

Hey! Was that your foreign policy or my ass?

[Sweetpea]

44. LOL!

[chilly]

25. who cares what you think?

from 2001:

Who Cares What You Think?
an unconfirmed Smirk incident

"A friend of a friend met the President during his inspiring stop in Independence Park in Philly last Wednesday. Here's her account:

So when the President was here on July 4, I had the opportunity to shake his hand. I wasn't sure if that was a good idea or not but I did it anyway, and said to him, "Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far."

He kept smiling and shaking my hand and answered, "Who cares what you think?" His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes gave me a nasty little gleam look that said, if we'd been drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered, "let's take it outside.". He was(fortunately) constrained by Presidential propriety.

That was the end of it, until I turned away and started scribbling the quote down in my notepad, so as to remember "The Gift" forever. When he saw me do that he got excited and craned his neck over the rubberneckers to shout at me, "Who are you with? Who are you with?"

People started looking so he made a joke: "Make sure you get it right." But he kept at it: "Who do you write for?" I told him I wasn't "with" anybody and pointed to one of his staff people, who knows me a little, and said, "Ask him, he'll tell you."

Then I split. Half an hour later, my boss (who had helped organize the event we were at) came up to me and said, "Did you really tell the President that he was doing a 'lousy fucking job'?"

No way, I said, I was very polite, I just told him what I thought.
Fortunately, my boss believed me. He wasn't happy with me, but he believed me.

Sooooo, if you've ever wondered if the President really is kind of a jerk, I'm here to tell you, he is, and I got "The Gift" to prove it. I'm thinking of making up t-shirts so we can share The Gift with everyone:

"Who cares what you think?"
President George W. Bush, July 4, 2001



chilly

[blackcat77]

26. "Have you no shred of decency, sir? Have you no shame?"

Originally Joseph Welch to Joe McCarthy but is more applicable than ever with Bush.

[chilly]

27. Who cares what you think?

from 2001:

Who Cares What You Think?
an unconfirmed Smirk incident

"A friend of a friend met the President during his inspiring stop in Independence Park in Philly last Wednesday. Here's her account:

So when the President was here on July 4, I had the opportunity to shake his hand. I wasn't sure if that was a good idea or not but I did it anyway, and said to him, "Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far."

He kept smiling and shaking my hand and answered, "Who cares what you think?" His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes gave me a nasty little gleam look that said, if we'd been drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered, "let's take it outside.". He was(fortunately) constrained by Presidential propriety.

That was the end of it, until I turned away and started scribbling the quote down in my notepad, so as to remember "The Gift" forever. When he saw me do that he got excited and craned his neck over the rubberneckers to shout at me, "Who are you with? Who are you with?"

People started looking so he made a joke: "Make sure you get it right." But he kept at it: "Who do you write for?" I told him I wasn't "with" anybody and pointed to one of his staff people, who knows me a little, and said, "Ask him, he'll tell you."

Then I split. Half an hour later, my boss (who had helped organize the event we were at) came up to me and said, "Did you really tell the President that he was doing a 'lousy fucking job'?"

No way, I said, I was very polite, I just told him what I thought.
Fortunately, my boss believed me. He wasn't happy with me, but he believed me.

Sooooo, if you've ever wondered if the President really is kind of a jerk, I'm here to tell you, he is, and I got "The Gift" to prove it. I'm thinking of making up t-shirts so we can share The Gift with everyone:

"Who cares what you think?"
President George W. Bush, July 4, 2001



chilly

[chilly]

28. who cares what you think?

from 2001:

Who Cares What You Think?
an unconfirmed Smirk incident

"A friend of a friend met the President during his inspiring stop in Independence Park in Philly last Wednesday. Here's her account:

So when the President was here on July 4, I had the opportunity to shake his hand. I wasn't sure if that was a good idea or not but I did it anyway, and said to him, "Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far."

He kept smiling and shaking my hand and answered, "Who cares what you think?" His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes gave me a nasty little gleam look that said, if we'd been drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered, "let's take it outside.". He was(fortunately) constrained by Presidential propriety.

That was the end of it, until I turned away and started scribbling the quote down in my notepad, so as to remember "The Gift" forever. When he saw me do that he got excited and craned his neck over the rubberneckers to shout at me, "Who are you with? Who are you with?"

People started looking so he made a joke: "Make sure you get it right." But he kept at it: "Who do you write for?" I told him I wasn't "with" anybody and pointed to one of his staff people, who knows me a little, and said, "Ask him, he'll tell you."

Then I split. Half an hour later, my boss (who had helped organize the event we were at) came up to me and said, "Did you really tell the President that he was doing a 'lousy fucking job'?"

No way, I said, I was very polite, I just told him what I thought.
Fortunately, my boss believed me. He wasn't happy with me, but he believed me.

Sooooo, if you've ever wondered if the President really is kind of a jerk, I'm here to tell you, he is, and I got "The Gift" to prove it. I'm thinking of making up t-shirts so we can share The Gift with everyone:

"Who cares what you think?"
President George W. Bush, July 4, 2001



chilly

[chilly]

30. sorry for the echoes

my browser said it didn't send, but it did, three times!

sorry bout dat.

chilly

[jfkennedy]

29. I voted other

I would say Bush you were never even elected my president. All you have done is create wars for the sake of wars so all you Republicans can sit around and gossip and make a ton of money off of an oil.

You have not been representing the people if you did you would seek to solve the world problems by pacific means and tell your party to stop sponsoring terrorists like the Taliban.

The Best thing to do is resign and let President Gore do his job.

[dwckabal]

31. Liar!

Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!Liar!

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?

You non-elected MorAn, you WORK for US in your present stolen position, not the other way around! And keep your money grubbing HANDS off of OUR MONEY! You're a lying criminally convicted DUI coke-head drunken awol draft dodging lowlife, and you just wish the only thing you had to lie about was a blow job, but then don't we all! Stop sending our best and brightest to fight/die in your dirty Oil War! My, that was therapeutic! Thanks! :bounce:

[htuttle]

37. "I Know What You Did Last Summer!"

Then I'd add, "I know what you did(n't do) the summer before that, too!"

[Ilsa]

38. You are an evil, lying tool of Satan.

Then he'd start to cry.

[karlschneider]

39. "Make my day, asshole"

:D

[the_real_38]

41. Well, I'd have to get the fun out of the way...

... so I'd say "By the way, I here your daughters are real sluts."

[Octafish]

42. You are under arrest!

You are charged with Treason. You have the right to remain silent. Should you give up that right, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. If you do not have an attorney, one will be appointed for you...

Or did Eagle Eye Rehnquist and Johnny Ashcan make all that mute?

No matter. Next stops on W's career: Booking, Fingerprinting, Preliminary Exam, Trial, Conviction, Sentencing... Alcatraz!

[Octafish]

43. You are under arrest!

George Walker Bush: You are charged with Treason. You have the right to remain silent. Should you give up that right, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. If you do not have an attorney, one will be appointed for you...

Or did Eagle Eye Rehnquist and Johnny Ashcan make all that mute?

No matter. Next stops on W's career: Booking, Fingerprinting, Preliminary Exam, Trial, Conviction, Sentencing... Alcatraz!

[Octafish]

45. You are under arrest!

George Walker Bush: You are charged with Treason. Until William Rehnquist and John Ashcroft ran roughshod over the US Constitution, you used to have the right to remain silent. Then, should you have given up that right, anything you said could have been used against you in a court of law. Now it doesn’t matter if you talk or not, we the police can say you did. Then, if you did not have an attorney, one would have been appointed for you. Now, even James Baker can’t help you: You will be tortured until you confess and name your co-conspirators.

The next stops on your career path: Booking, Fingerprinting, Preliminary Exam, Trial, Conviction, Sentencing... Alcatraz!

[Octafish]

46. You are under arrest!

George Walker Bush: You are charged with Treason. Until William Rehnquist and John Ashcroft ran roughshod over the US Constitution, you used to have the right to remain silent. Then, should you have given up that right, anything you said could have been used against you in a court of law. Now it doesn’t matter if you talk or not, we the police can say you did. Then, if you did not have an attorney, one would have been appointed for you. Now, even James Baker can’t help you: You will be tortured until you confess and name your co-conspirators.

The next stops on your career path: Booking, Fingerprinting, Preliminary Exam, Trial, Conviction, Sentencing... Alcatraz!

[Pastiche423]

47. Making him look me in the eyes

I would ask, "Can you feel the hate of the world?"

[depakid]

48. How does it feel to be the most hated person on the planet?

not that he would care....

[maxanne]

49. buh -bye George

your political career is over - and your only legacy is shame.

[wuushew]

50. I would ask him if he was God?

Me : Are you God?
Bush : No but I do God's work?
Me : Is God all loving?
Bush : Of course
Me : Why do you love war?, war is evil
Bush : ...I...I....
Me : I submit to you that you have disobeyed God's will
Me : Therefore you are evil, what is the punishment for being evil?
Bush : HEAD EXPLODES IN SPARKS REVEALING CHARRED CIRCUIT BOARD

[Rooktoven]

52. Not only did you go

AWOL during your cushy service period, but you knowingly allowed America to be attacked, you used that attack as a political weapon, cowardly challenging the patriotism of good americans, and you went to war ill-prepared and endangered our troops.

Your lies to the American people got more American's killed than necessary, more Iraqis killed then necessary, and have caused untold turmoil in a volatile region.

To accomplish these dubious goals, you have bankrupted America, in a despicable sell-out to wealthy interests.

You led an effort that stole the presidency and have made a mockery of the US constitution.

Tell me why you SHOULDN'T be charged with treason, Governor Bush?

Then I'd take out a pad of paper and look him dead in the eye with a malevolent grin..

[dofus]

51. Governor Bush,

We do not support your policies. We don't even like you. Please leave. Thank you.
This is a message from the People of the United States
P.S. We've counted the states we started with, so don't try anything funny.

[Rooktoven]

53. Not only did you go

AWOL during your cushy service period, but you knowingly allowed America to be attacked, you used that attack as a political weapon, cowardly challenging the patriotism of good americans, and you went to war ill-prepared and endangered our troops.

Your lies to the American people got more American's killed than necessary, more Iraqis killed then necessary, and have caused untold turmoil in a volatile region.

To accomplish these dubious goals, you have bankrupted America, in a despicable sell-out to wealthy interests.

You led an effort that stole the presidency and have made a mockery of the US constitution.

Tell me why you SHOULDN'T be charged with treason, Governor Bush?

Then I'd take out a pad of paper and look him dead in the eye with a malevolent grin..

[Rooktoven]

54. Not only did you go

AWOL during your cushy service period, but you knowingly allowed America to be attacked, you used that attack as a political weapon, cowardly challenging the patriotism of good americans, and you went to war ill-prepared and endangered our troops.

Your lies to the American people got more American's killed than necessary, more Iraqis killed then necessary, and have caused untold turmoil in a volatile region.

To accomplish these dubious goals, you have bankrupted America, in a despicable sell-out to wealthy interests.

You led an effort that stole the presidency and have made a mockery of the US constitution.

Tell me why you SHOULDN'T be charged with treason, Governor Bush?

Then I'd take out a pad of paper and look him dead in the eye with a malevolent grin..

[eleny]

55. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you for his neighbor

[jfxgillis]

56. Other: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. President,. But ...

... how is it that you have no problems claiming credit for your "No Child Left Behind" Act, yet you refuse to pressure the House Whip to fully fund it?

That was YOUR bill, with YOUR funding levels. Why are you allowing Tom DeLay to destroy it? Some would say you'd rather have internal unity in the Republican party than helping the children YOU PROMISED to help.

[jfxgillis]

57. OTHER: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. President. But--

... how is it that you have no problems claiming credit for your "No Child Left Behind" Act, yet you refuse to pressure the House Whip to fully fund it?

That was YOUR bill, with YOUR funding levels. Why are you allowing Tom DeLay to destroy it? Some would say you'd rather have internal unity in the Republican party than help the children YOU PROMISED to help.

[Mz Pip]

58. Get out of Al Gore's house.

And take that Stepford wife with you. Proceed directly to jail, do not collect $200.

MzPip
:dem:

[bluedog]

59. I would say this and more!!!

You Bush took a beautiful country and totally destroyed it in your term so far…. the air, the forest and a peoples dream of peace and prosperity…. you call yourself uniter... but you are everything but….
Foreign policy? You sir, have no idea what tact and compromising mean…. you have taken the United States….Our Country. on a road to hell. War…. you got it. but you and your high and mighty group have nothing to fret about….its our childrens' blood that turns the sand red….not a drop of yours or your ilk!!!
Do your country a favor you sob and step down…there’s no amount of money going to buy you this election unless you have all the voting machines fixed in your favor….that’s how you “won” last time….Republican do something honest???? Hah!!!Honest and republican do not belong in the same sentence….

[bluedog]

60. I would say this and much much more

You Bush took a beautiful country and totally destroyed it in your term so far…. the air, the forest and a peoples dream of peace and prosperity…. you call yourself uniter... but you are everything but….
Foreign policy? You sir, have no idea what tact and compromising mean…. you have taken the United States….Our Country. on a road to hell. War…. you got it. but you and your high and mighty group have nothing to fret about….its our childrens' blood that turns the sand red….not a drop of yours or your ilk!!!
Do your country a favor you sob and step down…there’s no amount of money going to buy you this election unless you have all the voting machines fixed in your favor….that’s how you “won” last time….Republican do something honest???? Hah!!!Honest and republican do not belong in the same sentence….

[Mike Niendorff]

61. "You are not my president ...

... and America will reject you again in 2004."


MDN

[KamaAina]

62. You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney. If you are unable to afford one (snicker snicker guffaw), the state will provide you with one...

</miranda>

[Triana]

63. GET OOUUUUT OF AL'S HOUSE, ASSHOLE!

Other than that, just GET OUUUT and STAY OUUUT!

And, "I hope that big, white door knocks your stinking, slimy, ass all the way to TimBuk3 on your way out!".

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

64. Fuck You!

[Booberdawg]

65. BITE me

[Vrai]

66. Expressing our feelings is very hard to do

I read that there will be 3,000 official cops to protect the idiot when he visits Thailand. Somebody must be very worried that the puppet has serious enemies.

[hiphopnation]

68. I would bring a world map with me...

and say "Quick, where's Iraq?"

Then let the pictures snap as he scratches his ass looking for it.

Then I'd blow a snot-rocket on his lapel. :evilgrin:

[janekat]

69. I'd tell him that God wants him to resign

and that I was an angel sent from heaven. Since he's supposedly some religious fanatic - he might just believe it. I think that's the only way we'd be rid of him (until 2004 anyways).

[mitchum]

70. "...and no, it's not a figure of speech!"

[renegade000]

71. all of the above...

eom

[bitchkitty]

72. Don't get me started.

I'd love to slap that smirk off his face. Figuratively speaking of course, I would never lay a hand on our beloved commander in chimp.

[IggleDoer]

73. "Do I smell alcohol on your breath?"

n/t

[Paragon]

74. "Shut your f***ing face, Uncle F***a!"

Respect mah authoritaa!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

75. why did you insert firecrackers in little froggies and blow them to bits?

did your momma drop you on your littlehead and not love you enough to pick you back up?

[ScreamingMeemie]

76. Give my children their future back. Then, go away.

[Rooktoven]

77. Not only did you go

AWOL during your cushy service period, but you knowingly allowed America to be attacked, you used that attack as a political weapon, cowardly challenging the patriotism of good americans, and you went to war ill-prepared and endangered our troops.

Your lies to the American people got more American's killed than necessary, more Iraqis killed then necessary, and have caused untold turmoil in a volatile region.

To accomplish these dubious goals, you have bankrupted America, in a despicable sell-out to wealthy interests.

You led an effort that stole the presidency and have made a mockery of the US constitution.

Tell me why you SHOULDN'T be charged with treason, Governor Bush?

Then I'd take out a pad of paper and look him dead in the eye with a malevolent grin..

[Rooktoven]

78. sorry, got errors earlier, didn't think it posted.

nm

[Algorem]

79. "Pitooee!!!"

.

[44wax]

80. I'd punk him with a stare down. Make the little whistle ass bitch snivel

[aquart]

81. Your mother never loved you.

[REP]

82. Point and Laugh

[hexola]

83. Remember CEAUSESCU!!!

and leave it at that...