What's up with Bush refusing to take his physical ...

[blue agave]

again ! Iwas reading somewhere (no link) that he was scheduled to take a pre-election physical, but has insisted on putting it off until after the election.

What is he hiding this time ?

Just like his TANG days when he was officially grounded for refusing to take his flight physical. Should we ground him again ?

[CarolynEC]

1. I think this is a HUGE question!!!

Is he hiding some sort of health problem that could make him unfit or unable to complete a second term?

I think the voters deserve answers.

[Jack from Charlotte]

12. It's quite simple, really............

He know he owes the National Guard about 2-3 years worth of time he skipped out on. And since more and more documents keep coming out..... so just in case he's nailed .....he wants to be SURE he doesn't have to fly by not taking a physical.

Hey, it worked in '72!

[phantom power]

2. Good question. I bet his urine has some interesting things to say

[vetwife]

3. Its a habit. He constantly refuses to show up for physicals !

[Infomaniac]

4. It's hard work taking a physical.

It's hard work taking a physical. Besides, the dimwit needs every single drop of blood to carry oxygen to the few remaining brain cells he's got. Two decades of hard drinking will do very bad and very permanent damage to your brain.

[knowbody0]

5. earlier this year cheney swallowed bush's balls

[DulceDecorum]

7. That is the second set

of wannabe-president testicles
that has come under scrutiny
this year.

http://www.news24.com/News24/Africa/News/0,,2-11-1447_1496535,00.html

[Virginian]

6. Doesn't have time to study for Blood Test..

His brain is full and can't absorb anything more anyway even if he did study.

[CarolynEC]

9. Hee-hee-hee-hee!!

"Doesn't have time tostudy for the blood test."

Agh! Ya killin' me! :D :D :D

[proud patriot]

8. Well then we should fire him

;-)

[MatrixEscape]

10. Another Breech!

Being the First Patient, it is his DUTY to report for a medical. They just had a show about the First Patient. The People should DEMAND a quick checkup.

Oh wait ... historically, we know that Bush does NOT show up for physicals. So much for the People!

So, he leaves us to speculate, ey?

Hmmm ... HIV? Severe brain damage? High Stools? Stenosis of the Funny-bone? Forked-tongue Syndrome? Brain Cloud? Latter Day Down's Syndrome? Jack Daniel's Smashed Liver Disorder? Snow-Blown Sinus?

[catmandu57]

11. Wet brain

that's what it used to be called, when the booze finally destroyed enough brain cells that functioning becomes a problem. That and he may be afraid of a urine test, and they're shopping for just the right dr. one who can be trusted to keep his mouth shut.