Get your RED-HOT October Surprises , here folks..Get 'em while they're HOT

[SoCalDem]

We all know they WILL have one.. Let's brainstorm and make them look foolish when they try it :)

I'll start....

Osamacicle...:) (Let the thawing begin)

Cheney fakes a "heart attack"..Mccain rides to the rescue, jumpstarting their failing campaign.

Suitcase nuke "found" in NYC. :scared::scared::scared::scared:

Saddam escapes from jail..

[madrchsod]

1. after slaughtering

every man ,woman,and child in the rebel cities of iraq he will declare peace and pull the troops out...

[Eye and Monkey]

2. Edwards sex scandal.

[demconfive]

3. Gay Lovers Saddam and Osama to marry!

America doomed unless republicans in White House!

[alittlelark]

13. That was in the World Weekly news

- I think that was the name - I bought it 7+/- mo's ago. The cover pic was Saddam in a wedding dress and Osama in Trad Muslim apparel. They were looking at each other as giddy as newlyweds. I had it up in my office until someone stole it a few months ago.



Damn, that one piece of paper produced soooo many laughs!!!

[IronLionZion]

4. The best thing about VP McCain

is that the CIA may actually take Bush out then!

I tell Bush/Kerry haters to vote Kerry because McCain can beat him in 2008.

[Stephanie]

5. It's too late! The Emperor went on TV Thursday without his clothes

It's too late to dress him up in miracles.

[Zorro]

6. Poppy or Babs

kicks the bucket. Last words: "Let's win this one for Junior".

[shraby]

7. Power grid in the east goes down

on Oct. 31 and can't be brought back online until Nov. 4.
Possibly a power failure on the west coast too at the same time...terrah attack ya know.

[Eye and Monkey]

9. No, not terra attack - "caused by over-regulation"

Oh, and "lack of government investment - Clinton's fault".

[UCSBLiberalCat53]

8. hmmm

99 cent gas per gallon.

[crickets]

10. ding!

Expect gas prices to inch down from current levels the week or two before election day.

[thebigidea]

11. all these things and more!

http://www.terminalproduct.com/octobersurprise.rm

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. As I said in another similar thread War with Iran

yep they can pull it off. Think the Polish - German Border, oh during a very dark night on August 31st, 1939....and a radio station

Old tricks are new, and if they manage to get their war on, the stupid muricams will rally 'round the idiot... even if they know he is ruining their life every day and twice on sunday.

I wish I did not have these thoughts, but with these folks... anything is possoble.

Oh and would never know until the dust settles, oh and for those who say, but we have no troops in theater... Rummy has wanted to play with nukes since 1973... so ye of little faith....this is how you bring your war on

(and don't even go to the consequences... this is truly a nightmare and yes I hope to be very wrong)

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[Cat Atomic]

18. Are you lost?

Why put a Bush/Cheney sign out anyway? Why not just write "I'm a retarded clown" on your forehead and save yourself a few bucks?

[951]

20. HAHAHAHAHA!

You stupid freeper lol!

[Swamp Rat]

14. They gotta bring out Osama - there may be a series of surprises.

[TahitiNut]

15. A possibility: Martyrhood for Smirk.

It's just the most sickening of what I can think of - outside of a (faux)terrorist attack that kills hundreds (or more).

[AgadorSparticus]

17. More Anthrax.....but only to democratic senators and congressmans.

[MyshkinCommaPrince]

19. Assassination Attempt = Sympathy Vote

There was some buildup on cable news, a week or two ago, about a fellow who had gone missing. He was believed to have intentions of trying to kill Bush. I expect him to emerge after they keep quiet about him for a bit. There is some shade of assassination attempt. Perhaps it is just alleged, but if Bush is doing badly enough, maybe they'll actually have him shot to try to let the party ride a wave of pity into another term. After the shooting, leading up to the election, Faux and their ilk will try to paint Kerry supporters and anyone supporting ABB as "just like the sniper/gunman/assassin/terrorist/whatever". If re-elected, the would-be assassin's trial and execution become the new media spectacle for months. If Bush is actually wounded, perhaps he conveniently passes between the election and swearing in. Do they need him any longer? Then we get a President Cheney, who would never be electable, himself. Far-fetched? Sure. Tinfoil hat? Yes. But I predicted the invasion of Iraq in October 2000.... I think of that BBC movie, "To Play the King", when I write this idea. At the end, amidst disastrous scandal, the Prime Minister is assassinated by insiders in order to preserve his legacy or his power base or his reforms. Dang I need to see that again....

[951]

21. Didnt Taiwan's President Chen Shui-bian pull of the same "stunt" ?

[Cat Atomic]

22. Airstrike on Iranian nuclear sites

They'll say they've saved us all from nuclear death. I expect they'll even say that the intelligence wouldn't have been available if we weren't occupying Iraq.

I see no down side to it. Kerry himself was even pushing the Iranian nuke angle during the debate, so Bush is safe there.

[SoCalDem]

23. We are gonna let Israel do that one..

:(

[jasongleed]

24. Kerry is Osama in disguise

John Kerry, the sneaky Frenchman, is actually Osama in costume. Watch for the mask to be pulled off in final debate...

[babylonsister]

25. Forget McCain.

I know the rethugs may think otherwise, but he's lost a lot of credibility with a lot of people since the Repug Convention. He coulda been a contender but don't see it happening any longer.

[AmerDem]

26. I read the , "Kerry pissing on then burning the USA flag"...

could be one. Anything is possible with this cast of crooks.

[OneTwentyoNine]

27. Yep,bringing out the SwiftPiss Veterans for Truth.....

Bob Doornan said on FOX he was at that rally for eight hours and at one point was right down near Kerry's feet. Hmmm,wouldn't Bob have gotten PISSED on??!?!?


David