Heavenly Sign: Bush Emasculates Himself at U.N. & Dallas Man De-Pricked

[David Zephyr]

Could it be possible that we have received a "sign of the times" right out of the capitol of the Bible Belt, Dallas, Texas?

Has the good Lord above sent all of us a symbolic sign --- a premonition like with Daniel the Prophet --- that our beloved land is finally about to be de-pricked of the Toxic Texan, George W. Bush?

This can be no small coincidence, fellow believers! Why on this very day, we have just learned of the Texas man losing his manhood while at a Dallas hospital and, at the same time, we have also learned that Bush, down in Crawford, has authorized the U.S. to go to the U.N. and beg for help in front of the world, even if it means surrendering authority in Iraq. Our President is at this moment emasculating himself and our military with negotiations with the dreaded United Nations surrendering all authority in Iraq to the very organization that he has mocked.

Thank you, Oh Lord, for this sign on high. There are, indeed, none so blind as they who will not see.

Why Daniel, that great Prophet, taught us to read the signs of the times using the anatomy of a man as a celestial guide. In The Book of Daniel, Chapter Two, were we not instructed that the great Nebuchadnezzar was a Head of Gold? Did Daniel not teach us that Alexander the Great was the Torso of Bronze and that the Caesars of Rome were the Legs of Iron?

Could it be that now the good Lord in Heaven has revealed through his great wisdom and humor that George W. Bush is an Emasculated Penis of Flesh?

Thank you for your great revelations to us, Lord!

Let all the people say, Amen.

Matcom brings us this related story in the DU Lounge: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20030828/od_nm/penis_dc

NNN0LHI brings us this story in DU’s Latest Breaking News:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030828/wl_nm/iraq_france_dc&cid=574&ncid=1480

[hippiegranny]

1. and not only are we getting burning bushes in texas...

mercury went retrograde today.

[David Zephyr]

2. Burning Bushes in Texas!

Hippiegranny, thank you for keeping your spiritual antenae so keenly tuned for us. PTL! :hi:

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Well, I do have to admit

that I've often referred to Junior as a PRICK.