Novak Injured in Miami - Getting Hip Replacement

[mckara]

What is the story?

[SW FL Dem]

1. Just heard that on CNN.

No more details.

[Owlet]

22. Some people will do anything to avoid ...

appearing before a grand jury.

[Dookus]

2. he fell out of the sling

at Scalia's annual Opus Dei orgy.

[mountainvue]

5. Good one!

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[Crankie Avalon]

9. That was funny...

...but, oy, what an image! :wow: :D

[RadiDem]

13. LOL !

[benburch]

19. That's why you always use the stirrups!

Geeze... Some people should just not be allowed to do fisting!

[GOPNotForMe]

25. *bleaching brain* nt

[Wickerman]

3. what a shame

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[DenverDem]

4. I know he deserved to have his ass kicked, but. . .

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

[Kanary]

Gee, that's too bad......

Y'mean there really *is* payback???

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:evilgrin:

Kanary

[prodigal_green]

6. Why bother?

Isn't he due to be hung for treason soon? Why waste the prosthetic?

[aquart]

14. Things are hung. Human beings are hanged. Some men are hung.

It's our language. Let's use it.

[prodigal_green]

17. OMG!

I can't believe I did that! I'm so tired from celebrating last night that I'm writing like a Freeper!

Thanks for the correction...

:toast:

[aquart]

39. Please. I've heard anchormen say it.

And I'm pretty sure I heard a member of the British royal family say "orientate" when he meant "orient." And then there's "off-ten" instead of "off'n," "housses" instead of "houzes," and I've begun hearing "knifes" and "wifes" instead of "knives" and "wives."

Sometimes I just can't take it anymore.

[brook]

7. lemme guess...

his head, which we know is up his ass, exploded when he heard the eleventh "It's hard work" - thereby dislocating his hip?

[Bjornsdotter]

20. LOL n/t

[RadiDem]

8. Hmmmmm

Will Cheney order the anesthesiologist to 'deep six' Novakula to keep him from spilling the beans ?

LOL

[frylock]

23. hmmmmmmmmmm indeed..

food for thought.

[WLKjr]

10. CIA getting even?

:shrug:

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[H2O Man]

18. I don't.

Bob is one of the most repulsive pieces of dehydrated feces on cable news. But he has some information that is needed by a grand jury to help convict some criminals in the White House. Those criminals are probably praying that Bob dies. Let's hope they aren't helping the process.

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[951]

36. I hope he doesnt die from complications during or after surgery

and may he live the rest of his life in an 8x10 cell but seriously I wish him the best.

P.S Can you stop pointing that gun at my head DU moderator? :spank:

[NervousRex]

12. Jeezus

Somebody just put a stake through his heart and end this shit.

[frylock]

24. you must also remove the head..

and stuff with garlic. Goes well with a nice rice pilaf.

[NervousRex]

28. Yep,

and whatever's left must be eliminated by the cleansing power of fire.

[oneighty]

15. Serious business

for an old man. I wish him no harm. Perhaps he will retire now, write his memoirs. Fess up!

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[The empressof all]

16. This is good

I don't mean the man any harm but this accident should put him out for about 6 weeks I would imagine. That means we won't have to see him until after Mr. Kerry becomes President.

[donhakman]

21. NOVAK GOT HIS MESSAGE

[in_cog_ni_to]

26. I feel so bad for him.

:bounce::bounce:

NOT!

[FlemingsGhost]

27. The level of compassion here is strangely familiar.

I've seen something like it, somewhere else in the political blogsphere.

Just can't seem put my FingeR on it ...

Can anyone help me out?

[thebigidea]

29. yes, let us all show our love and compassion for Robert Novak

and if we don't, we're just as bad as people who want to nuke the Middle East whilst praising George W. Bush, Jesus Mark II.

Do you think Robert Novak would give a shit about you if you were in trouble? If it'd help him, he'd use it to more easily stick a knife in your back.

So we're supposed to smugly try and "rise about that"?

Fuck that, and fuck him. He's made his bed and pissed in it too.

No amount of snide schaudenfreude here will ever remotely reach the level of hatred and rancor that Novak regularly pumps out.

Though we can have fun trying!

[NervousRex]

30. My compassion ends

far above Novak's level of craven depravity.

[FredScuttle]

31. My compassion is reserved for those who merit compassion

Novakula can go Cheney himself...two times!

[ck4829]

32. Let's Start a Group - Pundits for Truth about Bob Novak

"I do not believe Bob Novak was injured, he did not deserve a hip replacement."

[gatorboy]

33. I wonder if Jon Stewart will send the Douchebag of Liberty

a get well card. :)

[Eurobabe]

35. fell down drunk and choked on his dentures....

[951]

37. lol

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

38. His head is too big.

2+2=?

Please don't make me connect the dots.