How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

[troublemaker]

Republicans don't change lightbulbs, but they'll be happy to send your son or daughter to do it.

[devinsgram]

1. I give up, how many?

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Only if there is a chance of getting killed.

[northzax]

3. lightbulbs? lightbulbs are the devil's work

you didn't see Jaysus using lightbulbs, did you? shouldn't you leave decisions like this to people better than you?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. only if halliburton gets money

and they get re-elected will the lightbulb be changed

[K-W]

5. No, sons and daughters get killed, Halliburton changes the lightbulbs.

Or at least they get paid to, they dont always do it.

[sweetladybug]

6. Republicans will have to be told by Fox News and the

Bush Crime Family how to change the light bulb and how many people it will take since they can't do their own thinking! So it just depends on what they are told to do and how to do it.

[BlueEyedSon]

9. Right.... @ $5000 per lightbulb.

[RobertSeattle]

7. Five

1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up
1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.

[Jacobin]

8. Four to make fun of the color of the lightbulb and one to call an

electrician to fix it

[LiberalEsto]

10. How many Democrats does it take to change a republican...

administration into a Democratic administration?

A. All of us, working our butts off between now and Nov. 2

[sam sarrha]

11. 51 in the Senate..They legislated the light out...to keep us in the dark