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fishface Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:39 PM
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The Lords Prayer ( by Ed Gellespi - RNC chairman)
Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches, He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party.
He leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for His cronies' sake.
Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found,
He makest me continue to fear Evil.
His tax cuts for the rich and His deficit spending discomfort me.
He anointest me with never-ending debt;
Verily my days of savings and assets are kaput.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of
His administration, And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever

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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:45 PM
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1. "...And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever."
That is hysterical! The whole thing is hysterical!

Fishface, you need to copyright this!
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fishface Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:48 PM
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2. I was got it from a friend in *gasp* government.
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 12:48 PM by fishface
She's not a Bush supporter. hehehehe :evilgrin:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:49 PM
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3. Brilliant!
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And God told His children, "I love you. Play nice"

"Critically examine everything. Hold on to the Good." 1
Thessalonians 5:21

Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm
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