How about some Democratic HUMOR folks...

[SeekingTruth]

my old man likes to say these two things...though he can't remember who said them first...

The first one, if democrats were to form a firing squad they'd make a circle...

And the second, paraphrased mind you - I've found out how particular DU'ers are about the use of words - and I think from Will Rogers - I'm not a member of any political party, I'm a Democrat....

So, how about some more....?

[katym]

1. I got one :-D Democrats are sexy.....

Democrats are sexy human beings. Who's ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

[realisticphish]

2. so....make fun of ourselves?

now, i have a sense of humor, but i see no point in deliberately bringing myself down. also, im not getting the first one...


:hippie: The incorrigible Democrat

[katym]

3. if you shoot in a circle....

....you'll shoot your fellow democrat across from you.

[realisticphish]

6. well duh

but i could put "weasel ranchers" in for democrats and it would make as much sense to me. what does it have to do with dems?

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Lucky Luciano]

4. teh first one suggests the dems would all kill each other,

but I don't know where this stereotype comes from either.

[SeekingTruth]

8. The concept behind that first one is that

dems are so good at fighting amongst themselves.....just some sarcastic and cynical democratic humor...that's all...

[dorktv]

5. The second one from Will Rogers is

I am not from an organized party, I am a democrat.

[shraby]

7. Trying to organize Democrats is like

trying to herd cats.

[sofa king]

9. The father is always a Republican to his son,

And his mother is always a Democrat. --Robert Frost

Republicans sleep in twin beds—some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. --Will Stanton

You and I are stuck with the necessity of taking the worst of two evils or none at all. So—I’m taking the immature Democrat as the best of the two. Nixon is impossible. --Harry Truman, 1960

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal—they have to live off each other—while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. --Will Rogers

I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct—nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying. --Mark Twain

Though a great scholar, he’s a democrat,
If not at heart, at least on principle. --Robert Frost

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