Just when you thought you had enough ...

[PittLib]

more Clinton humor!


Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington DC. 20591



Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales.


Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton


Argh! Freepers just aren't funny.

[mairceridwen]

1. I thought it was a little funny

not that funny. just a little

[R3dD0g]

2. I didn't smile.

Juvenile to the extreme.

[PittLib]

6. Traitor! (snicker)

[kodi]

3. gee i hope that policy gets started by tuesday when i fly to boston

praise be to allah, i will only peek a little.

[PittLib]

5. now that IS funny! lol

[jerryman814]

4. hahaaaaaaahahaha

[pacalo]

7. Actually, the letter makes a great point. :)