in case bush wins, i just want everyone to know....

[mopaul]

....that i've always loved george walker bush, and i always loved his beloved father, the former president and true american hero, george herbert walker bush, and also, i've always loved the beloved barbara, laura and neil and marvin and jeb and the others. just love the heck out of em, always have.

now you may drag my name through the mud and call me a flip flopper cause i USED to draw unflattering pictures of the bush's, but that was before i kicked a decades long cocaine monkey and finally put the bottle down after half my life, and i'm not like that anymore. and if there were any really offensive cartoons of the bush's with my signature, be aware, that those were made by my evil twin brother, skippy.

so to refresh: i love george bush, and i'm sure he'll make a fine and decisive leader and i will soon register as a republican and tow the line. my crazy hippy days are over, i want to be a straight laced, homo hatin', muslim ass kickin', liberal bashin' flag wavin, preachifyin', rush lovin', church goin', right votin' bushie head.

and i'm gonna turn every one of your traitorous asses into the ashcroft squad for re-education, and soon, you'll all be like me, obedient, unquestioning, conformed, well adjusted, sober, pious, and happy again. be like me, love george bush unconditionally.

and in case kerry wins, disregard all of the above.

mo flip flop

[BootinUp]

1. AAAAWWWWWWWW!

(see images)

[BootinUp]

6. in case younger DU'er don't recognize those pics

This one will help.

[aquart]

2. Trying to stay out of the camps?

Won't work. They have your name on a list.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. Bush is a good ol' boy

I'm sure he'd probably do some really asinine cowboy pose and say some really overused line like "Payback's a bitch sukka" or something else he got off a movie.

[punpirate]

4. When are you having...

... Ashcroft's baby? :P

[Sugarbleus]

5. LOL...n/t

[BootinUp]

7. Go to sleep mopaul

it'll all be over soon.

Bwahahahahahhahahahaa. :evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

8. You can't fool me....

I happen to know fish come from a can.