The ultimate nightmare: Bush on cocaine

[BeyondGeography]

Think about it. Or, better yet, don't.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Cue background music...

"If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.
If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine."

Cut to lines of white powder. Closeup of nostrils. Sound of inhaling. Camera pans back, revealing George W. Bush sitting at his desk in the Oval Office. He looks up and smiles. There is white powder on his upper lip. He reaches for the red telephone....

[wurzel]

2. "The ultimate nightmare: Cheney on cocaine."

[mopinko]

3. or drinking again

i think if he is back on the sauce he HAS to be removed. maybe that is why he is awol from the white house. too many people there to see. better to be on the road, with a small, loyal cadre.
as the child of an alcoholic, i can tell you that when someone is dry for many years and falls off the wagon, they are not competent to flip burgers, let alone have their finger on the button.