Hundreds Of Republicans ________ In Rush To Discredit Kerry

[StClone]

What word do you think is missing in my post's title? Check the article to see -- lol.


http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4036

[Jim Sagle]

1. I guessed "Trampled." Which is fairly close.

[sundog]

2. yeah -- like cattle

[zbdent]

3. Exhausted? breathing heavily? Exhilirated?

C'mon, ya gotta help me . . .

[StClone]

4. Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry!

Onion article.

WASHINGTON, DC—George Washington Memorial Hospital is struggling to deal with an influx of Republicans with concussions, broken bones, and internal injuries suffered during the recent stampede to discredit Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, emergency-room personnel reported Monday.
Republicans race to disgrace Kerry on Capitol Hill.
Above: Republicans race to disgrace Kerry on Capitol Hill.

"Triage is in utter chaos," paramedic Gerald Polder said. "This guy in a suit came in with multiple contusions, a subdural hematoma, and a broken nose. I asked how badly it hurt to bend his knee, on a scale of 1 to 10, and he said, 'I'm hurt worse than Kerry was when he got his Purple Hearts.' That's not helpful."

[BrotherBuzz]

5. I'm disappointed in the onion!

Not one jab at the Purple Heart Band-Aid. Love the truck, though.