News Flash.."U.S. Near Seizing bin Laden", Official Says

[RodneyCK2]

Is this how Bush will win the election? I knew this would probably happen..

Article:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=516&e=1&u=/ap/pakistan_bin_laden

[kayell]

1. In other news, undertakers say they have perfected methods for thawing

bodies that are virtually undetectable, and give an almost life-like appearance.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. And I am closer...

To having a menage a' trois with Ashley Judd and Chloe Sevigny.

Ladies, please bring a bottle of Maraschino Cherries. You will be eating them off of my naughty bits. :evilgrin:

[T Bone]

3. Operation Sustain the Psyops Convention Bounce

is more likely.

[havocmom]

5. convention bounce not what they needed so this is coming sooner

than planned.

But bush* said Osama didn't matter. Is this gonna be a big flip-flop?
Well, it'll be a flop for sure.

It's the economy, stupid.

[RodneyCK2]

4. LOL... some funny comments. So I assume from the sarcasm..

this is just more right-wing media bull to help Bush's bounce? LOL.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Read the damn thing again.

It is a marvel of burning words without saying one thing that is substantive. Just palaver.

[havocmom]

11. Reading these, my mind was singing "all around the mulberry bush,

the monkey chased the weasle..."

[Shoeempress]

6. How hard is it to go into Rumsfeld's basement and open the door

of the cage they have him chained in?

[Bluzmann57]

8. Here's a news flash for you

Ronald Reagan is still dead. Seriously, if binladen is caught for real, thats good news. He is a criminal and needs to be brought to justice.

[Kierkegaard]

13. He's not a criminal

He's an 'evil doer.' :evilfrown:

[Bluzmann57]

14. Yes he is

He is an evildoing criminal. I stand by my previous statement.

[pinto]

9. local US administration spin on a bizarre Pakistani official statement.

in an earlier report the Pakistani official was quoted, I paraphrase, as saying, 'it could happen today, tomorrow, next month, but it will happen. things are in place'. duh.

my point being, this has always been true. it could happen.

interesting time for this to get run up the PR flagpole, of course.

[The Doctor.]

10. This is going to be the new bait and switch...

The Administration (Rove) is going to Play the 'Bin-laden in E-flat major' to the hilt during the next month.

The Idea will be to steal the spotlight at key points.(Like when Bush* sucks in a debate, or Kerry does something kool)
This will be done right through October, I'm guessing about... 3 times we'll hear,"Osama was sited at a gas station in Pakistan", or, "A deep Al-Qaeda operative we didn't blow the cover on says Osama will be at Prince Saud's nephew's mother's cousin's friend's bar-mitzvha."
All through October we can expect this kind of 'Roving'.

Then, if we haven't caught him, expect 'unconfirmed reports' of his capture on Nov. 1st.

[DU9598]

12. Osama

He will never be taken alive. It won't be as much of a bounce because it will probably take months of DNA testing to know if his corpse is really his.

[The Doctor.]

18. I hope you are right, but....

They may only need enough to take suspicion off of the Diebold machines.

[mbee]

15. If Bin Laden is caught how many Democrats will vote for Bush?

ZERO! All we need to remember is that when Democrats vote, Democrats win. We have to get out the vote and make sure it is counted. Bin Laden needs to be caught, but his capture doesn't erase the crimes of the regime at the White House.

[wrongtaxbracket]

16. I'm sure Bin Laden

is exactly where our administration told him to sit and stay.

[Razoor]

17. isnt bin laden dead by now?

I figured he was . isnt something wrong with his kidneys? I didnt buy the crap that he drags a kidney dialysis machine with him it would probably slow him down. I wouldnt be suprised how desperate bush* may get.

[LisaL]

19. If someone can grow a leg

I see no reason why someone couldn't grow a kidney.
:eyes:

[Geo55]

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