I need some help. I'm trying to watch

[cboy4]

the Repuke convention to keep track of all of the lies, and speaking of puke...I'm having trouble keeping myself from throwing up watching all of these morans like Santorum speak.

(And it's only going to get worse when big dick Cheney lies on stage in just a bit!)

So...I don't know whether to bother with Pepto-Bismol, or just beat my TV senseless with my Louisville Slugger baseball bat!! Or maybe I should just go shopping.

[Algorem]

1. I really think watching this convention can be hazardous to your health,

no joke,it should have a warning label.

[NMDemDist2]

2. mute the TV and stream AAR

that's what I'm doing

[the Kelly Gang]

3. don't watch..you already know the lies

[cboy4]

4. True, I already know the "pre-convention lies,"

but surely they'll be spreading many more tonight. They just can't help it. They know if they play fair, they lose the election..crooked Florida voting machines or not.