Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww

[WilliamPitt]

Just got back from being inside the GOP convention. Not gonna rehash; check the truthout blog.

:shudder:

[meegbear]

1. Bathe in OxyClean

you'll be fine.

[Cassandra]

4. Bathe in Oxycontin...

You'll be a Republican.

[meegbear]

7. Bah dum-dum!!

good one!

[TeeYiYi]

29. Good one. Thanks for the laugh. nt

TYY:thumbsup:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. BLEACH IS RECOMMENDED...rinse and REPEAT

[DS1]

32. I wouldn't do that, look what happened to Michael Jackson

:scared:

[Jackpine Radical]

47. Yeah. That stuff will

eat your nose off.

[annxburns]

2. Brave man ...

now hit the showers.

[WoodrowFan]

3. whats the line from the 3d Indiana Jones movie

We are pilgims in an unholy land!

[Cush]

5. Will, today is the 30th, not the 29th

[pbg]

6. And did you throw the One Ring into the flaming crevice?

Or is that for the last day?

[lapislzi]

8. Once more unto the breach, dear friend...

Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favor'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect.

'pologies for paraphrasing billy shakes.

[Stew225]

9. Say 10 Our Fathers, 11 Hail Mary's and

a perfect act of contrition!!!!

[Cleita]

10. My heart goes out to you.

I had to turn it off after five minutes. I turned on Al Franken instead in time to listen to him skewer Dick Armey.

On edit: What I meant was that I had to turn off the CNN lovefest. I was eating breakfast and couldn't take it.

[realFedUp]

11. Will should get on Franken's show

or get some protesters....maybe from Ruckus
or freewayblogger.com

[Cleita]

13. I was thinking the same thing about him

going on Franken's show. Maybe we should write Franken to seek him out.

[Digital Domino]

12. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww

Take a deep breath and repeat, "There's no place like home, there's no place..."

DD

[newyawker99]

30. Hi Digital Domino!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[VelmaD]

15. Try Lysol

It might work better than regular old soap for making you feel clean again. :)

[Loki]

16. Decontamination Process

General Decontamination process
a. Patient remove valuables
b. Remove clothing
c. Rinse
1. Start at head and move down
d. Soap wash
1. Gentle washing
2. Best to use sponges or soft brushes
3. Start at head and move down, remember nooks and crannies
4. Move to next step if possible (next kiddie pool)
5. Wash bottom of foot, step into next area without putting foot in “dirty water”.
Repeat with other foot.
e. Rinse
1. Lots of water
2. Start at head and move down
3. Rinse bottom of foot, step into next area without putting foot in “dirty water”. Repeat with other foot.
f. Dry
g Clean Covering


Just in case ........:evilgrin:

[Tsiyu]

17. I pity you, dear man

To walk into the lion's den like that. The vibe must be painful. Hang in there. You can DO it!

[jackstraw45]

18. Did this scare you?

Or this:



or this aged white rapper?

[Fovea]

19. Dilute white vinegar

that should do the trick.
Their spoor is caustic, you know.
Just look at Ann Coulter.
On second thought, don't and take my word for it.

[Junkdrawer]

20. So someone tossed a smoke bomb at the Green Dragon ???...

That incident seems quite a mystery. Do you have any more information?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x691334

[Junkdrawer]

33. OK, I Googled my own answer...

Anarchists with a group called Black Bloc(k) set it on fire...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x693299

[Chovexani]

21. Poor thing!

Must be like walking in the Death Star.

[truthspeaker]

22. hey Will: the days on your blog are off by a day

It says Sunday the 28th instead of Saturday, Monday the 29th instead of Sunday.

FYI

[WilliamPitt]

35. Thanks, fixing

We have a river of data flowing through our little command center here, and sometimes a detail gets missed. Should be fixed soon.

[pagerbear]

23. Just hop in your shower, Will.

I'll be right over to scrub your back!

[eleny]

24. Take a nice steam bath and a cool shower

Empty the pores and revive yourself as you can.

Thanks so much for all your many efforts. I can't even bring myself to watch the convention on tv. I admire your strength.

[rocktivity]

25. You didn't even last three hours? LOL!!!

One interesting thing: Most of the cops and security outside the building are African American. You have to appreciate the wee irony of having so many Black people guarding the convocation of whitebread inside the hall.

And don't you believe for one second that it wasn't an accident!

:headbang:
rocknation

[GOPisEvil]

26. Call Lynne. She can spray you with Febreze!

:evilgrin:

[Catherine Vincent]

27. Will, you better be careful showing up at that Repuke convention,

some freeper may recognize you. Do you have a bodyguard?

[WilliamPitt]

36. I have Adam the cameraman

Description from the blog:

The conventioneers inside the hall were friendly enough, but had a very suspicious cast to their eyes. Possibly this was due to cameraman Adam, who stands well over six feet tall, is powerfully built, with a shaved head and many dramatic tattoos. He did not fit the mold, near as I could tell.

http://www.truthout.org/rnc04.shtml

[proud patriot]

28. I watched the opening Gavel

what a tired haggard sad group of people .

It looked like it hurt one women trying to find the
rhythm of a Motown song to dance along . :eyes:

Sending you all the strength I can to shield you
from the dark side :evilgrin:

[burrowowl]

31. Listening to Frankin

A reporter from WP was invited to Repug Party with the twins arriving. Apparently the press was ushered in and out and couldn't get to mingle with the crowd.

[playahata1]

34. Bathe as well as wash your clothes in TOMATO JUICE.

I have read that this works when you get sprayed by SKUNKS.

[nomatrix]

37. Randi Rhodes just said

She has spoken to more Republicans for Kerry....
Generals, etc,
They see the Air America banner and come over to talk to her...

Maybe they don't know that you are a voice of freedom, not propaganda?

[ArkDem]

45. I believe the military will vote Kerry en masse.

[GimmeDANEger]

38. Hey William

I looooooved The Greatest Sedition is Silence! It's nice to see an accomplished author posting here (I'm new here, so if you've been here for a while disreguard that). Keep on fighting for the truth!

[Shopaholic]

39. Will--on behalf of all of us here at DU--

thanks for taking one for the team! You are a far better person than I am, because there's no way I could come within 10 miles of these folks without hurling, even if it did mean a trip to my beloved NYC! Then again, I live in South Carolina, so I'm surrounded by Repug types anyway! :eyes:

[WilliamPitt]

42. Check the truthout video interviews in a bit

I interviewed a sharp kid from South Carolina at the march. Your part of the world was well represented.

[Shopaholic]

44. Cool deal!

Thanks for the Heads Up Will--I've been checking in at TruthOut every few hours!

[proud patriot]

52. Wow

Cool :thumbsup:

[WilliamPitt]

41. Thanks!

:)

[TexasSissy]

40. Take a hot shower! Quick!

I hear that counseling helps with the post-traumatic stress syndrome.

[KoKo]

43. Did "Liddy's" face lift get to you? Liddy Dole......that is....

Did you count the implants, stretchings and other stuff in that crowd of the wealthy, priviledged world travelers who got their BIG TAX BREAKS?

Did you check out who arrived on their "private yachts?"

[KamaAina]

46. Don't forget to clean out your insides, too

Four or five McEwan's Scotch Ales ought to do it...

I actually know where to get them in NYC, but there must be someplace closer than Washington Heights.

[Crunchy Frog]

48. You poor thing.

I hope you disinfect thoroughly. Maybe you should be reccomended for a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart.

[Tight_rope]

49. Sorry to hear that!

[Generic Other]

50. Ewe sound like a lamb being led to the slaughter

Next time, try whistling a few bars of "Happy Days are here again...."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

51. A nice shower, two aspirin and

a hot toddy.

put in a mug:
juice of 1/2 a lemon
a lemon slice
a sugar cube
a shot of rum or whiskey
fill with hot water
maybe a cinnamon stick and some cloves, if you have them

put something mindless on TV

that will take the edge off

[spanone]

53. cooties