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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 04:59 PM
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Garrison Keillor: Homegrown Democrat (this is great !!)
Edited on Fri Aug-27-04 05:04 PM by welshTerrier2
i received this (had to cut out most of it) in an email today ... sounds like it might be time for a run over to the bookstore ... here's a link to amazon if you want to read more: (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0670033650/002-8229371-3129658?v=glance&s=books#product-details)


The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of
hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based
economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts
in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong¹s moonwalk
was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
rest of us, Newt¹s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a
dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of
secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured
body parts trying to walk. Republicans: The No.1 reason the rest of
the world thinks we¹re deaf, dumb and dangerous.

Rich ironies abound! Lies pop up like toadstools in the forest! Wild
swine crowd round the public trough! Outrageous gerrymandering! Pocket
lining on a massive scale! Paid lobbyists sit in committee rooms and
write legislation to alleviate the suffering of billionaires!
Hypocrisies shine like cat turds in the moonlight! O Mark Twain, where
art thou at this hour? Arise and behold the Gilded Age reincarnated
gaudier than ever, upholding great wealth as the sure sign of Divine
Grace.

Here in 2004, George W. Bush is running for reelection on a platform
of tragedy‹the single greatest failure of national defense in our
history, the attacks of 9/11 in which 19 men with box cutters put this
nation into a tailspin, a failure the details of which the White House
fought to keep secret even as it ran the country into hock up to the
hubcaps, thanks to generous tax cuts for the well-fixed, hoping to
lead us into a box canyon of debt that will render government
impotent, even as we engage in a war against a small country that was
undertaken for the president¹s personal satisfaction but sold to the
American public on the basis of brazen misinformation, a war whose
purpose is to distract us from an enormous transfer of wealth taking
place in this country, flowing upward, and the deception is working
beautifully.

The concentration of wealth and power in the hands of the few is the
death knell of democracy. No republic in the history of humanity has
survived this. The election of 2004 will say something about what
happens to ours. The omens are not good. Our beloved land has been
fogged with fear, the greatest political strategy ever. An ominous
silence, distant sirens, a drumbeat of whispered warnings and
alarms to keep the public uneasy and silence the opposition. And in
a time of vague fear, you can appoint bullet-brained judges, strip
the bark off the Constitution, eviscerate federal regulatory
agencies, bring public education to a standstill, stupefy the press,
lavish gorgeous tax breaks on the rich.

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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:14 PM
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1. Thanks!
A fiery speech from Lake Wobegon.

a war against a small country that was undertaken for the president's personal satisfaction but sold to the American public on the basis of brazen misinformation...
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:32 PM
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2. I think I have a sig (finally)
"Hypocrisies shine like cat turds in the moonlight!"
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:41 PM
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3. Prairie Home Companion/Lake Wobegon Keillor?!
say farewell to Middle America, Chimpy!
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:41 PM
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4. 'Tis more than great, it is a classic.
This is one book that all should read.

Garrison Keillor wants Al Franken to run against Norm Coleman in 06.
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demigoddess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:44 PM
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5. garrison's weekly show almost always has a bush-bashing minute or two.
I have really enjoyed that especially as republican relatives may be listening. And if anyone can reach some of these guys, garrison can.
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jburton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 05:52 PM
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6. I'm reading it now
It's fantastic.

One memorable part: he says you wouldn't really want a Republican in charge of oxygen at a hospital, because they would only give you the minimum amount required to barely survive.

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Kanary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 11:57 PM
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9. Great line! "You're breathing is exceeding limits"
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Merlin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 11:04 PM
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7. DON'T LET YOURSELF MISS THIS! It's the truest, finest thing you'll read...
for a long time to come. Trust me.
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LastDemocratInSC Donating Member (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 11:53 PM
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8. Is the revolution begun by Columbus over?
Edited on Sat Aug-28-04 12:02 AM by LastDemocratInSC
This is a serious issue. The domination of the "Americas" as we call it may be ending.

We (Europeans, speaking of my ancestors) came over here and and stole everything fair and square, killing opponents only when necessary (cough...cough) and giving the rest sexually tranmitted diseases in the name of Christ.

All of this is our land now and here we sit fat, happy, rich and stupid but we put men on the moon 30 years ago and the world owes us something so fuck all of you.

I don't think that's how it works.

Who will inherit North America, as we call it? Have we of European and English descent blown it here?

Is our house of cards propped up by guns and money beginning to topple?

What were our ancestors looking for here?

So, who will inherit our land? Was it ever "our land"?

The latest US Census figures say that Americans of European extraction are now a minority population in Texas.

Who dares to gaze into the crystal ball?
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Kanary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 11:58 PM
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10. Thanks for reminding me! I gotta look for this in the library, and
*must* remember to tune in to "Prairie". I haven't listened in a long time, and meant to.

Thanks! :hi:

Kanary
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The River Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 12:28 AM
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11. Read the article here
http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article_rss/were_not_in_lake_wobegon_anymore/

it begins:

"Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once, it was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all ships. They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made it OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters flourished and higher education burgeoned—and there was a degree of plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared to today’s."

Isn't that the truth.
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Merlin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 01:44 AM
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13. Yes, the Common Dreams article is MAGNIFICENT!
Thanks for pointing this out. I didn't realize the main link in this thread pointed to Amazon, not to the Common Dreams piece.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 12:54 AM
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12. Blessings on Keillor
He's made me cry so many times. A national treasure.
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 04:04 AM
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14. "...Republicans: The No.1 reason
the rest of the world thinks we’re deaf, dumb and dangerous...."


ain't it the truth
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