If you protest, please whisper. Mayor Bloomberg doesn't like noise

[PretzelWarrior]

also, when the cop is beating you with a truncheon, yell: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

and most importantly, look heavenward and say "Forgive them Father, they know not what they are doing."

[PretzelWarrior]

1. no? that doesn't work for anyone? I thought it was funny

now I know how standup comedians feel

[Renew Deal]

2. I laughed

Oh well

[Pallas180]

3. too close to the truth.

:hi:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. Don't forget to curtsey to all the Republican delegates.

Hand gestures, other than thumbs up, should be avoided. The press might misinterpret them as a sign of disrespect to our beloved Fuehrer..er, president. Throwing anything, other than flowers, should be avoided. Groveling should be reserved only for cabinet members and be done tastefully. Brush your teeth! Kissing of rings is not mandatory but, if done, should leave a pleasant odor on the hands of the Glorious Ones. If any ladies are prone to swooning at the sight of "El Supremo Magnifico" or any of his lackies, they should be accompanied by appropriately dressed gentlemen armed with smelling salts, preferably contained in Tiffany containers.

Remember that "To Protect and Serve" is applicable only to Identifiable Party Members and not to the proletariat.

Those not conforming to the rules will be interned in an appropriate dungeon and welcomed by the staff that was specially flown in from Abu-Ghraib and entertained with Fraternity Pranks.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. excellent satire. I think it's gonna be a clusterf*ck in NYC

because that's what GOP wants and that is what the media wants.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Very funny!

Our dear, brave mayor wouldn't have it any other way.

I'd like to get a button that says:

"Take one up the a** for Bloomberg"

And People, for GOD'S SAKE, DON'T SMOKE!!!!!!!