My encounter with the species Freepus Hypocritticus

[AntiCoup2K4]

Saw this monster gas guzzling truck in front of me on US 101 in Northern Oregon earlier today. Huge F-350 with double rear axle complete gas hog. Naturally it had a Bush-Cheney sticker on it, the right side of course. :eyes:

On the left side of the bumper, even more pathetic: A "Boycott France" sticker.

Not only were they disgustingly right wing, but since they were also driving 10 MPH under the speed limit on a two lane highway, they were delaying myself and about 12 other vehicles behind me. Given this combination, I was sure to salute these folks in the proper one fingered fashion when they finally turned off.

The next turn was a Fred Meyer, so I decided this would be a good opportunity for a pit stop. Upon leaving the store, I noticed another car with 2 bumper stickers on it. One was the obvious "Buck Fush". The other, I forget the exact wording, but it contained Junior's most pathetically stupid facial expression and something about him getting all worked up about "killin a bunch of people".

Then I noticed a woman, obviously Republican with June Cleaver submissive wife hairdo and all, loudly complaining about the bumper stickers and "who do these people think they are talking about Our Great President like that?". Her husband walks over. Big guy in a dumb golf shirt. Mutters some stupid comment about "cowards" or whatever.

I then notice that I'd seen the sleeve of the stupid golf shirt before... and sure enough, in the direction these fucking Busheep were coming from, was the double axled gas hog monster truck with the "Boycott France" sticker!!

I looked them both straight in the eye and said "I would just like you both to know that I think you're two of the biggest hypocrites on the face of this planet, and furthermore, you are fascists. Because from both you're own sticker, and your opposition to the two on that car, it's clear that you don't tolerate ANYONE who does not worship your so called "president". Who, by the way will be unemployed in January. Have a nice day, jackasses :D"

So, did I let them off too easy?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Not at all.

You completely missed a golden(heh) opportunity to walk over to one of their dualies and have a rich, satisfying piss on it.

You really need to work on your sense of moment. ;-)

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Unfortunately that moment had passed.

If the encounter had taken place before I had entered the Fred Meyer (and used their facilities), this would have been a good plan. However, at the time, that particular weapon was out of ammo :(

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Ah the subspecies Francophobus..

Yes, those are fairly common.

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. Usually an aggravated condition, brought on by an addiction to FAUX News

especially their O'Reillyous Loudmouthous virus.