Bush And His "Band Of Boozers" ! * (War Is Heck)

[Hubert Flottz]

A war story!

by: I. Fester Auspice, Former Reagan White House Staffer, Poet Laureate

By now I am sure all of you have heard John Kerry's ranting about his war hero status. Yes, maybe he did receive 3 Purple Hearts. Yes, maybe he did receive a Bronze Star and a Silver Star. However these wounds simply don't compare to the injuries President Bush received while he was in the Texas Air National Guard AWOL fighting to keep America safe in bars all over Texas!

I am sure all of you have seen Kerry traveling around with his war hero crew, and the liberal media has affectionately tabbed them as the "Band Of Brothers" united by their ties to Vietnam, and helping John Kerry to become elected.

The Bush campaign has launched a full frontal assault to counter Kerry's "Band of Brothers" and provide Republican-style damage control! President Bush has assembled a "Band Of Boozers" to detail his brave exploits in the bars of Alabama during the Vietnam war!

I can't begin to tell you the feeling of pride that boiled inside me as I joined men that served in the Texas Air Guard with President Bush. This group, this Band of Boozers have a unique story to tell about the bravery of President Bush during his Texas Air Guard days. I guess the best way to describe the feeling I felt is "SHOCK and AWE, with just a dab of HORNY thrown in for good measure! This is what Republican morals and family values are all about! MORE....

http://www.republicanpress.com/auspice2.htm

http://www.republicanpress.com/

I think these are true stories!

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Hey, don't anyone care about our pResident's great war record?

There was all that beer threatning world peace and somebody had to drink it to save mankind and create jobs! These are REAL War Stories by REAL Patriots, telling ALL the gory details about how it was, that Bush become so highly decorated in Texas and Alabama!

If you read these awsome tales and are not convinced that Bush would be the best CiC, then go ahead and vote for John Kerry!

[Daisey Mae]

2. I think this true toooooooooo! FUNNY

[2Design]

3. now wouldn't it be great if we could find all his cocaine and drinking

buddies and pictures......and blast them all over the internet and in the media...

[Karenina]

4. Anybody seen

that James R. Bath feller anywhere???

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Last known address:

Undisclosed Location Texas USofA!

Edit} I just heard that, Shrub took out 4 enemy pitchers of Stroh's in one nite, single-handedly!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I just got word that Shrub single-handedly emptied two pill boxes

and a fifth of Southern Comfort, in an attack behind enema lines to rescue a captured topless Go Go Girl!