A Moving Photo Essay of George W Bush

[Crankie Avalon]

Howdy, Undergrounders! Remember our first intromeeting (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2066920)?

Well, I shore do. Sorry I haven't been around much, but between campaigning, leadershipping, and recupercating from falls, y'all could say I've been busier'n a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest...WHOOOOOOWEEEEE!!!

Anyways, jest thought I'd pop in while I still had a chance afore the convention an git y'all in the mood fer that glorious event with this here li'l photo essay. I call it, "George W. Bush: Teaching America a Lesson Through Leadership".

Enjoyify!


"Two rich, old, inherited wealth frat boys alone in the backseat
of a limo playing with real people’s lives—are you getting as
horny as I am, 'Chucklebib'?"



“Hold that thought, Condi…” (picks up phone) “White House,
white man speaking…”



“Lord Jesus, looking out at each of the faces in this crowd
reminds me to thank you for blessing my campaign with something
that truly mirrors one of our nation’s greatest strengths—
our diversificity.”



“Can we have at least one person of the, you know, non-white
persuasion who showed up today come on down to the front row?
We need to show you off for the cameras. Hello? ANYBODY???”



“Where the heck were you the other day? Listen, we can get
someone else to sell the flags—from now on, you stay close
to the stage.”



This one might interest the youthsters among you DUers, out
there: Groovy College Republicans prove “all the cool kids are
for Bush.” (Incidentally, that hepcat on the left knew more
AIDS jokes than anyone this side of Dick Cheney…)



Strong support among our nation’s youth makes it “standing room
only” at this “Students for Bush” event.



Thanks to all my experience with coloring books, I’m being a
regular Pablo Picastro, here (the famous artist-guy who wasn’t
a fruit).



“SORRY, SUCKERS, BUT I STAY IN THE BUS UNTIL EVERY ONE
OF YOU TURNS IN THAT LOYALTY OATH AND STOOL SAMPLE!!!”



Believe me, nothing takes the edge off the morning like a cup o'
fresh squeezed methodone.



“You’re so cute I don’t know whether to let you grow up and
inherit my mountain of debt or just sell you to my Saudi buddies
in the “white baby” market, right now!”



“No, punk—I never played baseball, but I could shake my little
pom poms more fiercer than anyone in the cheerleading squad…”



…yeppers, as much the athlete as I am a fighter pilot. ‘Course,
both athletes and fighter pilots gotta pass them mandatory drug
tests, but that obstacle was just the Good Lord’s way o’ makin’
sure I wasn’t detoured from becoming the President, instead.



That’s fourteen successful baby pickups since the last one I dropped...
I’M IN THE ZONE, PARDNERS!!!



“…and then y’all put those metallurgical containers into
these here plastic pouchlike objects? Amazing, simply amazing.”
Getting my hands a little dirty to prove I care about our nation’s
nobodies. (And check out the compassion on Pickles’s face!)



“Yes, ‘affordable’ health care would be nice, but the way to
achievance it is to get up off yer ass and pull yourself up by your
own bootstrappings like I did.”



“On the eve of your deployment, a toast: Better you than me.”



“Bon voyeur, as they say—I’d be going right along with ya if it
wasn’t fer my age and bum knees…well, that and the giant yellow
streak running down my back.”


"...what does that spell? BRING-'EM-ON!!! BRING-'EM-ON!!!"
Talking smack from the sidelines but never daring to get in there,
myself. An old picture, but some things never change.



FOUR MORE YEARS...of this????



Well, as we say in Texas,
"TOODLES!"

[underpants]

1. Outstanding

Very well done. Deserves some :kick: s

[demnan]

2. Thanks George

That gave me a laugh, my friend :kick:

[Wickerman]

3. Thank you Mr. President

I much appreciate the morning chuckle.

I look forward to a photo essay on your retirement experiences!

[CaptainClark23]

4. Great work.

“Lord Jesus, looking out at each of the faces in this crowd
reminds me to thank you for blessing my campaign with something
that truly mirrors one of our nation’s greatest strengths—
our diversificity.”


fecking classic, well done!

[snooper2]

5. Very funny

:)

[goclark]

9. That's THEIR boy!

It is sure not our boy.

All I see is a sea of White faces. Help me out, is that really America? :(

[Lancer]

6. pure-T classic!

n/t

[Joefess]

7. LOL

LOYALTY OATH AND STOOL SAMPLE

I nearly choked after reading that. hahaha!!

[tom_paine]

8. kick

:kick:

[Trajan]

10. Ok ....

Who let the Fratboy out of his pretzel-strewn cage ? ...

DOWN boy ...

[cmf]

11. ROFL

thanks for the chuckle.

[DebinTx]

12. Great stuff!

Thanks for sharing, hehehe, I'm still laughing!

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Hey Geo, gotta question fer ya.

What's all this talk about the twins goin' to one of them Homersex'al weddin's?

I would have invited them to mine in 2001, but we had a budget on the bar tab.

[Crankie Avalon]

19. Well, pardner...

...apparently, it's all in here: http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/223288p-191737c.html

Notice the date and place of the wedding--September 11 in Washington DC...

ORANGE ALERT!!!

I ain't got nothing against homoseckshuls...but, at this time in our nation's historectomy, we must all make certain scarifices. In view of the information we've been accumulationing, Secretary Ridge and I will conclude it would be safer if all citizens in the DC area stayed home that day--including even my twin daughters, Jenna and the other one.

Our information shows that Washington will be a likely target of an attack on the anniversay of 9/11 and we ask all citizens to be on the alert and extra vigilant. Don’t travel if you don’t have to, especially to same sex marriages that would rile up your fathers's base of yahoos and bigots.

Instead, this time would be a good occasion to remain home and pray together as a family. With our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ’s help from his divine throne on Mt. Calvalympus--plus my leadership--we can emerge from these trials a stronger, nobler nation, safe from current threats to civilization like terrorism and homoseckshul monogamy, and safe for traditional, wholesome activities like drunkenly bumping uglies on the floor for the entertainment of the sleazeballs seated around you, prior to giving that feller in the background's groin a good Christian lapdance.


"...Aaaaaaaamennnnnnn."

[ronnykmarshall]

20. Thanks G, that clears up a lot.

[enough]

14. Truly inspiring.

Thanks.

[Vickers]

15. "one of our nation’s greatest strengths—our diversificity.”

Aw man, that actually sounds like the crap he says, lmao!!!!!

and

:kick:

[HughBeaumont]

16. Personally, it's a tie!

Between:

the gaggle of F(R)ATBWAHS/Sorority Bitches smiling freepishly with their "Jawhol Mein Fuhrer" signs

and

Der Fuhrer shaking the hands of the doomed troops as he sends them off to die for Bechtol and HallyBurtin

as the pictures that make me want to throw the hell up the most.

[leftchick]

17. Fantastic!

Thanks dubya*! And I never thought I would thank you for anything except the door hitting your ass!

:)

[Skittles]

18. LOL!!!!

oh thank you, I really needed that. :D

[ComerPerro]

21. That was hilarious

Thank you !!

[smirkymonkey]

22. Brilliant!

Kick :kick:

[PatriotGames]

23. ROFLMAO! Classic... Thanks!

[Hamlette]

24. kick n/t

[Misunderestimator]

25. Pfffffftt! LMAO

[rocktivity]

26. If your student supporters think you're so wonderful

Why haven't they enlisted?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Crankie Avalon]

31. Because...

...they're following my example, instead.

Like when Dick Cheney was their age during Vietnasia, they "...had other priorities than military service."

These youthsters are too busy being Republicans to join the military. And part of being a Republican is emulatin' yer elders. Like Dick, Wolfie, Ashcroft, Denny Hastert, Delay, Trent Lott, li'l ol' me, and all the rest of us neocon he-men, these kids will do their Republican duty when given a chance by dodging the draft once there's a draft to dodge--and a chance is all they ask.

Starting a war or working to ensure it continues is every bit as important as fighting in that war--heck, without people like these young Republicans and myself, there wouldn't even be a war to fight!

We all contribuate in our own ways. Some by jest fightin' and diein', others by not allowing the sensationalizing media to film any returning coffins, and others by being the Michelle Malkins and Tucker Carlsons of tomorrow (especially if some of these kids can lose a little weight and be more photohygienic, in the meantime).

[Carolina]

27. well now I know I'm becoming a hateful hag

because when I saw those young repukes, all I could think about was sending their sorry Bushbot asses to Iraq so they can see what their fearless leader has done and reap the whirlwind directly.

My, the lily white audiences ........

Great job; those photos, as photos always do, speak volumes.

[newyawker99]

28. Kick for a good job. Thanks for the laugh!

:kick:

[democrat_patriot]

29. Kick!!!

[Lisa]

30. why, Mr. President -- you misoverlooked one of my faves!

I'm especially fond of this photo here, which shows the kind of dignitude you brought to the job.




In fact, there's a lot more where that came from!

http://juliusblog.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_juliusblog_archive.html


But just to show I'm not harboring any resentment against the current Maladministration (that would be you) -- I'm planning on cooking up something special in your honor, during the RNC convention.

http://www.ecook.co.nz/recipes/993.html

[progressivebydesign]

32. My God.. You're soo.. soo.. Humanific!!! Thank U for sharing! N/T

[G_j]

33. gotta warm fuzzy feeling..

well at least fuzzy

the day is long for a man who is sooo devoted to the people

I don't know why everyone calls you a miserable excuse for a no good moran. ?

[noiretextatique]

34. outstanding, dubya

i believe this is the best thing you've ever done :thumbsup: