Did anybody else see Crashcart

[daa]

sucking down fried chicken at the Chiefs games Monday night? I saw it and said he can't be eating fried chicken, but Al Michaels said and there is the VP enjoying what looks like fried chicken.

[Wickerman]

1. Its cool

he has the best healthcare available at his beck and call. Another trauma and they will rebuild him - again.

[RebelOne]

2. Who or what is Crashcart?

[SheepyMcSheepster]

4. crashcart=cheney

they all have nick names they give each other like a little fun club or something.

[Kelli372]

5. Crashcart is Prick Cheney

I say, let him eat all the fried chicken he wants...

here, Dick, have some fried oreos, too.

[Tim4319]

6. What the "Cheney" do you mean?

You don't know who "Cashcart" is? Just kiddin'. Cheney=Cashcart.

[RebelOne]

9. Nope, that's the first time I have heard him referred to

as Crashcart.

[Tim4319]

3. It was probably some low-wage workers bank account

he was eating. That is how he gain strength, the more money he makes and the more people he puts out of work, the stronger he gets.

[SoCalDem]

7. Dick Cheney's Daily Diet

http://www.troubletown.com/cheney/

Dick Cheney's Daily Diet

Considering his importance as Vice President and Babysitter-in-Chief, Dick Cheney's clogged arteries and unreliable ticker are matters of national concern. With this in mind, we asked American citizens to share their insights into Dick Cheney's dietary lifestyle. The following top ranking answers out of nearly four million responses will be shared with the Surgeon General of the United States. Thank you America!


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Dick's Breakfast
1. Oberto brand Cocktail Peps (number one ingredient: pig hearts)

2. Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys. Dick likes to wash it all down with leftover cooking fat.

3. Lemon custard, cinnamon toast, one 12 oz. glass of whole milk, cheese and bacon omelet, "home style" potatoes (read 'taters fried in cast iron skillet with butter, butter and more butter, oh and NO chopped onions, they give him heartburn) washed down with 2 bloody marys with extra salt and hold the tomato juice, tabasco, pepper and any veggie garnishments.

His Brunch
4. Everyone in Dallas (Big D) knows the man can't get enough of those 7-11 microwave truckstoppers.
5. A side of pork and a quart of shellac.
6. Babies
7. Lysine and other fine ADM products
8. Pork rinds and foie gras
9. Melted Velveeta on everything
10. Caribou meat from "pristine" Prudhoe Bay.
Lunch
11. Monté Cristo, Club sandwich, scotch on the rocks and lots of club soda.
12. Hates eating on the "run", so has a lingering meal at a posh restaurant, pasta alfredo, filet mignon, or prime rib with soup (never salad), potatoes (never rice) and extra sauce on the side in a gravy boat.
13. A small child
14. House wine, cola, or Bourbon depending on his lunch guests.
Afternoon Snack
15. Tea: Brandy and "pastries" (read freshly baked chunky chocolate chip cookies, donuts and his secret favorite: Marshmallow Pies) and more brandy.
Dinner
16. Always has a slab of red meat (cut varies), cream and butter mashed 'tatters, bucket of a' jus, or sauce, fried zucchini (his one vegetable tolerance), cheese and bread course, and an elaborate desert.
17. 3 different wines and/or champagne, 2 cups of coffee with cream and sugar, cigars and brandy.
18. More "pastries" and brandy
One A.M. Snack
19. Little Debbie's snacks, scotch
20. Maybe a sandwich of leftover red meat, thick mayo and the first cheese he sees with two more scotches to wash it all down.

[Catshrink]

8. Crashcart is one of the funniest nicknames ever...

Always gives me a chuckle.

[Zero Gravitas]

10. Yeah, I saw that

He's in the KC area for a fundraiser this morning for Kris Kobach the far-right loon who narrowly won the Fascist's nomination to run against the moderate Democrat Dennis Moore in the Kansas 3rd Congressional District.

I saw one of of KKKobach's ads the other day, his platform appears to be that he kayaks, is married to a blond white woman, worked for the Ayatollah General and is against gay marriage. ooooo-kay.

[catmandu57]

11. I'm just about ready to say cheney the chiefs

and cheney lamar hunt and kkkarl peterson also. I hope snarlin dick sucks down all the greasy chicken in KC.

[aden_nak]

12. Maybe we could send him fried food via the mail.

You know, have Cluck U show up at his house all hours of the day with delicious, extra-hot, twice-fried chicken batter.