Cross-Dressing Terrorists Latest U.S. Security Threat

[radwriter0555]

Thursday August 19, 2004


Terrorists are unleashing a new secret weapon to escape from law enforcement officials -- insurgents who cross-dress, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The plan is to give the FBI and other security agencies the slip -- by switching identities to make tracking the killers almost impossible.

Antiterrorism officials tell The ENQUIRER the key to foiling them is for ordinary citizens to keep a sharp eye out.

"Federal officers are now carrying other gender clothes for a quick change in order to follow suspects who cross-dress in malls when they are up to no good," revealed a U.S. Department of Justice source.

"We followed one guy dressed as a man from Virginia to L.A. On the way back, he dressed as a woman."

The ENQUIRER has learned that these weasels have been sneaking into America from Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean and are forming rat packs hell-bent on disrupting our upcoming election.

FBI sources told The ENQUIRER one such clandestine organization is based on the East Coast. The group professes to be a Muslim-oriented think tank -- but allegedly has ties to the terrorism underworld, including Hamas and Al Qaeda.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ne/20040819/109292760003.html

OHMYGAWD!!!!

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Be on the lookout for transvestite Muslims signing up at flight schools!

[CarolynEC]

2. They can be very difficult to spot...

... as this FBI forensics lab simulation demonstrates:

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Suddenly the whole veil thing makes a lot of sense.....

[richabk]

3. What are we becoming???

This is turning into those " will cause cancer" announcement....EVERYTHING does!

Just announce that EVERYONE is a possible threat and get it over with! That's what they're going toward anyway.

Yes, there are bad people out there trying to get us, but I'm not going to do their work for them!

[radwriter0555]

10. You know, feminists could be terrorists too.

It's true, you know.

[karlrschneider]

5. I'll watch for women with a 5 o'clock shadow, humming show tunes...

:eyes:

[radwriter0555]

6. with REALLY BIG SHOES.

holy guacamole!

[karlrschneider]

7. HORK! hey, by the way...what about Mann Coulter???

:D

[htuttle]

8. Damn!

I bet Karen Hughes is a secret al Queda operative!

[OneBlueSky]

9. damn . . . they better stay out of the Village . . . n/t

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[Gregorian]

11. All points bulletin- Drag queen has a bomb! I repeat...

This really has gone a bit too far. I mean, the Chicken Lady with explosive undies? Dame Edna with an Uzi? Arrrgghh!

[xchrom]

12. dame edna with an uzi?

surrender america -- you have no chance!

[Scro]

13. Guess I'll have to stay in the closet

[SOS]

14. Giuliani better play it cool at the convention!

[kayell]

15. That's not your mother, it's a man baby!

This should make for some fun scenes on airplanes and on city streets.

[OneTwentyoNine]

16. Ohhh,so this is what a terrorist looks like.....

[nostamj]

17. why do I read this and think.....

I wonder if this would work as a MUSICAL?

SOME LIKE IT DIRTY BOMB HOT

LA CABEL OF FAUXS

MARCH OF THE FALSIES

SCHEMEGIRLS

[Emboldened Chimp]

18. I think I found one!